confess your food crimes v.1

[Sapphic Software]

oh I do that sometimes, not a crime

Kit Kats dipped in that nacho cheese from lunchables, I also eat the Kit Kat wafer by wafer whiles biting the chocolate off the sides

[Fawnie]

dont get me wrong i love nacho cheese but.... idk bout that one.... biting the chocolate off the sides of kitkats ??? crime. punishment -- 3 finger wags

i dip pickles in chocolate pudding :)

[polysaccharide]

that is so far outside the range of things that sounds appetizing that i would have put money on it being something no one has ever done. why on earth did you start doing that & why haven’t you stopped

i never eat ketchup or marinara with my fries/mozzarella sticks/etc. they are good enough as they are and adding sauce will only make them worse.

[GrimmRatt]

Is that a crime? Idk it think ketchup is badd it taste like a weird chemical imitation of tamato. Marinara on like cheesy bread (like pizza but you dip it in the sauce). If i felt strongly about ketchup your punishment would be having no fries and only ketchup

I actually have a few foid crimes but my fav is getting spicy food and coving it in icecream. Specifically like hot chips (not takis ick) but the spicy nacho doritos are good fodder for this. Also dipping nuggets in icecream.

[DuelistKingdom]

Idk about that first bit because I don't like spicy stuff as it is but ice cream might make it alright. Now... nuggets in ice cream... Not a crime. I am absolutely, 100 % guilty of this and not ashamed because it's just so good-

I tried to drink honey mustard once when I was like eight

[SolsticeSerenity]

Fair enough! Kids try stupid things.

I will leave a drink on my table for days and still drink it.

[i<3 wolves678]

Maybe it’s just because I live in an area with a lot of bugs and a very dusty house due to owning dogs, but the thought of that just makes me shudder. Maybe I’m just paranoid but I would be thinking about all the things that could have gotten in the drink in that time, I could never lol

I eat the entire apple, core, seeds, basically everything but the stem
I don’t know how uncommon this is, but everyone I know thinks I’m weird for it 💀

[flooxii]

I've got mixed feelings about this. sure the apple is good but.. the seeds? aren't they toxic? :') it doesn't seem too much like a crime.. just strange.

I microwave my croissants. :D

[Ghōst]

That seems pretty normal to me? Warm and toasty croissants c:

I put honey on my chicken nuggets

[morta∣ity]

you put WHAT on your chicken nuggets????? thats worse that my brother putting ketchup on his potatoes and rice (distant sobbing)

i put fries on top of my pizza, my family and friends think it's weird but i think it tastes just fine