confess your food crimes v.1

[averys]

jail…. just no

tater tots in mustard?

[Omiyage]

You're fine it's potato in mustard lol

Seaweed in pasta is amazing.

[SolaireOfAstora]

That sounds sooooo good, not a crime

I love Pancakes with Louisiana Hotsauce as syrup substitute lol

[Guest]

HDYUFVUBBDSUSI ARRESTED, THROWN IN PRISON

i like to drink straight syrup, especially the IHOP butter pecan syrup.

[XxvPARANORMAvxX]

You die in a pie.

I HATE avocados plural

[OmbreCoyote]

So one avocado is fine, but more than one is gross? Fair enough, I probably couldn't have more than one at a time either.

I top my bagels with cream cheese and sliced green olives.

[MaroonCookie]

probably not a crime but i wouldn't do it because i hate olives with a burning passion

i like pineapple on pizza

[Omiyage]

Savory hot fruit isn't interesting to me but you do you, not a crime. I've seen kiwi on pizza too.

I like banana ketchup, man. It doesn't even taste like bananas it's amazing

[OmbreCoyote]

That is HORRIFYING, I dont even think mine is considered a crime in the face of that absolute monstrosity.

I regularly sit down and eat like 6-7 freeze pops/otterpops at a time, more than twice a week. Pure sugar water baby 😎

[inge]

instead of having ketchup on the side of my french fries, I put ketchup with the box/bag and shake it up till every fry has a solid coating of sauce on the outside. double kill; i eat my fries with a fork and knife.