Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

My gallery · by **The Black Cat** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:23 pm

Because he said so.

What is the name of Ron's pet rat?

My gallery · by **TheHappyUnicorn** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:45 pm

Bobby jim
how did harrys parents die?

My gallery · by **Archaic_GreenEye** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:09 am

Hannibal fans

Why did Voldemort turn against Hogwarts anyway?

My gallery · by **sutekh** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:50 am

Because Hogwarts gave him Hog Warts.

Why does Sirius Black die ;m;

My gallery · by **lennqn** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:52 am

He took my cookie. I ended him.

What is Ron's house held together by?

My gallery · by **TheHappyUnicorn** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:36 pm

ham what can rons dads car do

My gallery · by **A Random Moustache** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:38 pm

Paint my nails.

How can I go to Hogwarts?

My gallery · by **rybka** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:40 pm

Tap-dance north until you find a huge smiley face. Say "Boop" to it and it will teleprt you there.

Who is Hedwig?

My gallery · by **sutekh** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:51 pm

By dressing up in crazy attire and scaring people at Walmart

How can I get a hippogriff?

My gallery · by **rybka** » Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:02 am

By saying hello to everyone you meet until you find one.

How did Hedwig die?