confess your food crimes v.1

[november!]

Who doesn't? They're so good

I like smashing up takis / hot cheetos and putting cheese sticks in the powder. Pickles also taste great with it

[StarryWish.]

absolute crime.

dipping bread into coffee

[kharmachaos]

When I was little i would eat the jello packets as candy, then not finish them and hide them well enough that only ants would find them :')
Additionally, I once found the perfect hiding spot for the candy bag my parents hid from me initially. Under my mom's bed. She found it years later because I had forgotten I hid it there
Edit: I uh. misunderstood the prompt. Also the person above me has def committed a crime

[6ad-luck]

lol, still! I like your interpretation of the prompt. Kids are goofy.

I've straight up sprinkled protein powder into pb&j sandwiches. Turns out, if you smooth it out a bit, it's not bad.

[Howlabaloo]

That honestly sounds like it *could* work? As long as it wasn't lumpy.

Sprinkling nutritional yeast on to Mac and Cheese. It just makes it more cheesy!

[~B A D - K I T T Y~]

The stuff used to make bread and beer? Absolute crime.

I like ranch. On everything. Pizza, spaghetti, burritos, chimichangas. If it's a pasta is where I like it best.

[Corgi Fox <3]

Mildly offensive, but not the worst thing ever. It depends on what it's on!

I like eating straight pickled garlic.

[Infinitive]

Crime, I can't taste garlic

I dip chicken nuggets into frosties or ice cream

[breannaii]

not a crime i miss wendys chicken lol ive been vegetarian for like six years

i drink maple syrup straight from the bottle

[november!]

I used to do that when I was a kid so honestly that's tolerable


I like taking cucumbers and just chewing on them like apples