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[glowhoo]

bush did it.

why do people eat?

[Littlepengu]

Because the first caveman found a pickle and he licked it, then it count on as a trend world wide, and then one day someone decided to go a step further and chew it, and swallow it. people were shocked at the idea of consuming it, but some started trying it. that's why I'm alive the end
(I'm tired)

Who's my dad?

[TheBlackCatMagician]

The baby penguin on your signature is your long lost father.

Why do people slap people?

[ᴛsᴜᴋᴜʏᴏᴍɪ]

Because slaps people slaps. Plain and simple.

Why won't the moon propose to me?

[TheBlackCatMagician]

Because it doesn't want a long distance relationship.

Why did the big black bug bleed bad blood on the big barn floor?

[doge fruit]

Because sheep can't sing into the wind

If two sheep are going at the same speed and the man is blue, what's the mass of the sun?

[Kitkat2716]

Cats.

Why would a squirrel eat a dog and then poops out jellybeans?

[TheBlackCatMagician]

Because dogs have jelly bean for brains. Duh.

Why am I standing up when there is ten open chairs right next to me?

[WeWe]

Because you're too lazy to move

Why is sky blue

[reze]

beause berries took over the sky

Why do cows moo