what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Pupperdogs]

Just make a post in every forum that you want trades! That'll be a surefire way to get lots and lots of trades.

Can I have more than one account?

[Dark.Leaf]

As long as your first account has no rares on it!


How do I get a store pet?

[invincible llama]

you go to your local vet and ask to get a set of pets.

how do i link things?

[zenos.]

paint your picture and hang it on the refrigerator. your fridge will magically connect to the oekaki forums and post your art!

how to i sort my pets into groups?

[Gracieunicorn13]

you select all your pets and select a random name and click trade

[zenos.]

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how do my pets grow up?

[KittehBae]

You click them over and over and over.


Who is Tess?

[icantswim]

She was a huge hacker in 2012 who targeted chicken smoothie players.

How do I get a rare?

[lemm]

You go and send a help ticket asking for them

How do I obtain items?

[axelandria]

you ask your pets for them.

how do I know if a trade is fair?