Useless Superpowers |V.1|

[kyeza]

you have the ability to hover one millimeter above the ground, but still feel like and have to move like you're walking.

[luca balsa]

Congrats! You now how the ability to grow a long white horse mane at will! It will even recede with the clap of the hands. Only problem is your normal hair recedes with it.. choose wisely when to use it.

[cloven]

You are a lucky user! You’ve just been blessed with the power to take already highlighted notes and MAGICALLY have the existing highlights highlighted over again!!!

[dinolover519]

You are an even luckier user! You have the ability to summon a mysteriously stained trash can lid at will to use in battle!

[cloven]

You now have the ability to teleport into your bed from wherever you are- but...it’s never your bed and it always changes

[luca balsa]

Congrats! Your nipples will turn into avocado pits when you're asleep. Good luck!

[aquamiao]

wow! your superpower is the ability to experience heat and cold, but more intense. enjoy!

[RoaringHyena]

Congrats! You have the power to make any food you eat taste like lemons!
Remember, this is for food- if you were dared to eat dog poop you’re outta luck.

[then]

Wow congrats!
your superpower is being stuck in a cocoon whenever you sleep!
have fun!

[Doggos_on_Mars]

OMG CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have been blessed with the power to mimic the sound of a giraffe at will!

What do you guys think, should I add a weekly poll question about which super power you would rather have? Please just answer this under the useless super power for the user above you