confess your food crimes v.1

[ChevyTheQH]

I eat cool whip mixed with sprinkles.. by itself.... as a snack.....daily..

[Springles1987]

Sounds good ngl

Peanut butter and ham sandwiches

[PUPPYBIUS]

^ i cant imagine peanut butter with any kind of meat but THEN AGAIN i dont like peanut butter in general >:(
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i used to put mashed potatoes with ketchup on my cheeseburgers

or sometimes just ketchup in mashed potatoes and eat it like that

[Silent_Dreamer]

mehhh odd, but doesn't actually sound horrible! No crime

On a related note, I used to put mashed potatoes and gravy into the chicken patty sandwiches they served at school lunch

[alycedia]

Sounds pretty good tbh.

I used to just take hot dog buns, microwave them on a paper towel, and eat them plain.

[lug]

Literally a felon.

I know I said this already but I'm really picky but like anyways mayo like just mayo straight from the jar with a spoon or sometimes my hands
It's my go-to I am depressed food

[P3nguin5lover]

Eating plain mayo with your hands is definitely a crime, I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
But I mean I regularly put pickles in pasta sauce so who am I to judge?

[FroggyScraps]

I hate pickles but dude no you deserve jail time for this atrocity....
I mean I did use to dip my burgers in ketchup because my child brain was like I don't taste ketchup... and it was a lot of ketchup whenever I dipped....

I am going to out my brother but he will sometimes dip his ribs in ketchup even though there is already barbecue sauce on it... and also eat ketchup with his rice

[Constant Headache]

those both made me dry heave ! good job !

not mine, but my dad once ate cereal with orange juice poured in instead of milk because there was none left.

[P3nguin5lover]

my dad will often put coffee or orange juice in his cereal.. your dad can join mine in Cereal Jail.

how do y'all feel about those of us who eat tomatoes like apples?