what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[twistedm0th]

A place where people go to drop off pets.

Why won't the rarity of my pet show?

[fangluv108]

Because the rarity hasn't chosen you.


Where do I go to trade?

[teacupps]

photoshop! you pretend you got a really good trade and you're really fair so people can trade you!

i keep pressing submit and it wouldn't submit but then i saw 50 versions of my post! why did that happen?

[W0LF]

Someone must have hit "Like" ...the more "Likes" the more it posts!

Why is this place called Chicken Smoothie?

[teacupps]

because Tess put a chicken in the blender and when she was drinking it she said, "wow! it's a chicken smoothie!"

why did i get a board warning?

[W0LF]

Those are from the newbies! ...Just ignore those!

Why are Ravens black?

[teacupps]

because of chicken smoothie!!

what are giveaways?

[W0LF]

It's a contest... the more one sided trades for the pet you send the person,
the more likely you are to get the pet!

Why do people name spiders?

[twistedm0th]

Because if they don't, the spiders get sad and bite them!

Why can't I adopt any more pets?

[W0LF]

You have to delete some, before you can get more.

Why do people post funny things in the forum when the pound is about to open?