Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions V.2

[LegionWolf]

Severus Snape; he's always been the DADA teacher.

What are the three Unforgivable Curses?

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Patneloonius Poopicus, Lumos, and Abra Cadabra.
At what age is the Trace removed from every witch and wizard?

[Futuristic Roadkill]

250 + 1 day if a leap year 8D

Who were the biggest family of blood traitors?

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The Dursleys. xD
What is an Acromantula?

[Futuristic Roadkill]

It's a type of cake :3

Where did Fleur go to School?

[LegionWolf]

She was home-schooled~

What are dementors?

[Futuristic Roadkill]

They are human-like beings that blind you with huge sparkly butterfly wings and they sing prettily, oh and they wear pink bathrobes and bunny slippers.

How did Snape die?

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He sang Friday by rebbeca black and a troll slapped him off a bridge.

What were Voldemorts horcruxes?

[Futuristic Roadkill]

A golden spoon, his pet bunny, a book named 'Horcruxes for dummies', a pearl necklace, a wine glass, dumbledore and a pink barbie crown.

Who dies in the 5th book?

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Harry potter's seacret twin brother Larry Potter.

Who are Death eaters