Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[LazyDayz]

Canada is Moose who enjoys chick flicks and bad Jazz

Why Doesn't My Brother like yogurt?

[Livini]

Because he is allergic to lactose.

Why does my brother not exist?

[тнє яανєи αвσνє ♁]

Because your sister still wears diapers.

Why do I have 6 pets?

[Dark Nature]

CUZ U HATE DOGS!
WHY DO I FART MY PANTS OFF IN CLASS?

[Livini]

@LilyOfTheValley: Because you used to have 2 pets, and they had babies, and nobody else wanted them. (I had already typed this)

@Crowfeather01: Because you eat too many beans for breakfast.

If I have two grandpas, then how do I know which one is my real grandfather?

[LazyDayz]

Ask them Questions and make them do Tests. The one that eats like a Robot, Talks like a Robot, and looks like a Robot is your Real Grandpa

If I said that My Llama AKA Carlos had a baby what would your reaction be?

[Dark Myth.]

Is the baby a llama??

So is it??

[jaspering]

It isn't. It just isn't.

Who is my great aunt's dog?

[keetna]

President Obama.

Where did my pants go?

[Dark Myth.]

Mars

Can I go to Mars, too??