what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Sombra Main]

You pound your fist into the ground until it hurts

How do I get items?

[XxepictimexX]

rob a store
how do I make friends?

[hatsune mewku]

You punch them , thats how

How do I get flurffles?

[67Phlox]

SPACE!!!

Some of the newest pets are creepy. *Shrugs* Why?

[scarlet benoit]

Because they've become self-aware.

How do I get pets?

[niconiishikino]

You pay $50 to get a pet tracker application, and then take a 2+ hour walk until you find some pets.

How do I make a signature?

[i don't know her]

on the stroke of midnight, by candlelight, you must draw your own blood with a silver blade, and write your signature on the trackpad of your computer or the screen of your mobile device.

how do i start an auction?

[scarlet benoit]

First, you must call all the Cowboys from the four corners of the earth so that they might be present. Then, you must go to an alternate universe and collect the dung of three beetles. When you get back here,place them in the center of a chalk square and burn them with a pure flame. Collect microphones and have your cowboys speak into them. The sound of their honey sweet voices and the smell of the burning dung will attract your customers. Make sure to start at outrageously high prices and go up from there.

How do I join a roleplay?

[ERROR:BUNNY OVERLOAD]

ask your drama teacher.

What's the secret to getting rares from the pound?

[scarlet benoit]

Hack it and steal them.

What is an omgsr?