Mommy can I...?

[MenheraCollie]

Yes, just bring it home for dinner.
Mommy do yolo?

[TheFabulousHorse]

No, you obviously live twice.
Mommy, can I poop on a tree?

[Guest]

Just because wild animals do it doesn't mean you can! It isn't sanitary! Although it does give nutrients. So yeah.

Mommy, can I ride a poptart cat through space?

[Tomura]

Yes! Of course you can! I will go with you. XD

Mommy, can I touch the core of the Earth with my bare finger?

[Guest]

Go ahead, because I want you to burn away.

Mommy, can I poke a cat with a stick?

[Tomura]

If you want to be scratched.

Mommy, can I steal everything on Earth?

[ShadowFlightQuitting]

No, because you are the earth.

Mommy, can I eat some cake?

[TheFabulousHorse]

Nope, I ate you.
Mommy, can I make a barn for my horses?

[Dear.Kali]

Are you going to live in it too?

Mommy, can I get a new matress?

[TheFabulousHorse]

No, they don't make those anymore.
Mommy, can I have a pet tiger?