Excuses! (V2)

[6sammie6]

We're out of apple pie. It's instrumental to making cookies, didn't you know?
Someone give me ten dollars.

[Something Diabolical]

I can't, I just spent my last 10 dollars trying to save the corn. It was damaged by the encyclopedia shower we had the other night, you know, when the cucumbers shot kool aid from the Harry Potter tower and people flung tattoo designs out the window, what a disaster, I lost ALL my pencils. I had another 10 dollars but the porcupines came along and stole my car, so..

Someone find my library card for me.

[~Everlasting~]

Then I would have to trudge out into our 4 inches of snow and rain and sleet and walk all the way to a library that isn't open and ask them if I can get you another library card to replace the one you can't find. So no, I don't really feel like it.

Someone get me food.

[dallas12345]

Sorry, I ate it.

Get me my cat. now

[mekaiser]

this is not you cat!!!!

type a excuse

[Something Diabolical]

Define 'excuse'

Get me more blank CDs

[6sammie6]

Sorry, can't! I know my dad keeps blank cds in his room but there is a huge pile of snow in the hallway between my room and there and I'm only wearing a tee shirt, sundress, leggings, and socks, plus, I had too much ice cream.
Fetch me my lost book!

[ariel.]

What do I look like to you, a library?

Someone go get me a Blackberry curve

[dallas12345]

Am i T-Mobile? I think not.

get me a drink me dog.

[Not Pigeons]

But I don't want to give mine away DX

Get me a joker dog, Please?