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[Pusheen Cat]

Dogs food

Why is my cactus prickly?

[margayritaville]

It just really wants to make sure that you're up to date on your vaccines.

Is there a reason I can't open my can of beans?

[ylisstol]

its because youre not the chosen one. The prophecies did not decree that it would be you who'd open those beans.
Why do clouds float in the sky and not fall down?

[margayritaville]

Meteorologists inject them with helium, of course.

Why won't my dog appreciate poetry?

[Catgamer8976]

It prefers it to be written by the moon.

Why can't people only eat meat?

[киσ¢кσυт]

Because you're a noodle Luigi

Why can't I sleep?

[Qibliquips]

Because there's a monster nearby

Why am I here?

[fearthefuzzybear]

They do, you just can't hear em.

Is this the real life?

[Sapphire Myst]

Yes, it is, but only if you live in a house made of Snickers candy bars

I keep forgetting things, why?

[Catgamer8976]

Because the gods want you to.

Why aren't we robots?