Dear Snape (Harry Potter based)

[fefe4ever]

Dear Snape,
I copied a banner from Icey's banner. Will they kill me?
Luffles,
FEFE4EVER

[tearkou]

Dear Snape,
I copied a banner from Icey's banner. Will they kill me?
Luffles,
FEFE4EVER

fefe2ever,

Perhaps you should ask "them" if they will. If it was me, I would have done that ages ago.

-Snape

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Dear Snape,

I believe that I am in love with a boy, but he doesn't seem to recognise me. I've tried a love potion, and got him under my spell but I can't remember how to stop the love potion because he is getting on my nerves (he keeps trying to give me chocolate and I hate chocolate!).

Just to let you know, I am in Slytherin and I think it is the best house in the whole school!

From,
Unknown Child.

P.S. Is it true that you are in love with Potter's mother? If it is, I didn't know that you could love!

[tearkou]

Dear Snape,

I believe that I am in love with a boy, but he doesn't seem to recognise me. I've tried a love potion, and got him under my spell but I can't remember how to stop the love potion because he is getting on my nerves (he keeps trying to give me chocolate and I hate chocolate!).

Just to let you know, I am in Slytherin and I think it is the best house in the whole school!

From,
Unknown Child.

P.S. Is it true that you are in love with Potter's mother? If it is, I didn't know that you could love!

((A surprising change of demeanor in Snape...hmm...what could this mean...? ))

Unknown Child,

Are you trying to create another tragic love story like that of the Dark Lord's parents? If not, I suggest you stop giving the poor victim the potion, it will wear off eventually. For the time being, I hope you are satisfied with your punishment.
I am surprised why I am not offended by your second question. Perhaps a creature of the dark like me could love, after all. But after many years of unrequited love followed by many tragedies, I have forgotten what love really is and how it feels. Perhaps you shall win the boy's heart in the same way I failed to win Lily's...

-Snape

P.S. I shall let this slide just once. The next time I hear you trying to bribe a professor you shall be scrubbing cauldrons in my office before dinnertime.