Corrupt A Wish

[Birdstar]

For those of you who don't know the rules... In this game the first person makes a wish, then the second person thinks of a way to make that wish turn out badly/wrong...in other words, corrupt it. Be creative and have fun!
Also, dont remake this thread, i will
Example: I wish i was happy
Example 2: Granted, but your too happy so youre hyper.
I wish i had a dog

Ill start!: I wish i had more pets

Now, someone corrupt it!

[★ nirvana,]

Granted. But your pets died. :C

[Birdstar]

Then you have to make a wish.
I wish i had food

[★ nirvana,]

(Always forget that stuff..)

Granted. But your food grew legs and ran away.

I wish it was everlasting night!

[Birdstar]

Granted, but you never went on this site
I wish a coud fly

[★ nirvana,]

Granted, but people put you into a lab and did experiments on you.

I wish I was a tree.

[Birdstar]

(gtg for din din soon)
Granted but you got poisoned
Iwish i was imortal

[★ nirvana,]

Granted but you are forced to work as a slave for the rest of your eternal life!

I wish I was Zeus ...

[Birdstar]

Granted but your powers went BYE BYE
I wish sandy never hit

[Neko-the-Gunslinger]

Granted! But a tsunami wave swept all the US instead.

I wish I'd already graduate ;w;