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[Loadingconstella]

Username and id: Loadingconstella [654195]
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: This place is an office so there has to be paper everywhere that needs shredding! I would grab a massive inflatable pool, find as many paper shredders and useless/blank bits of paper i can [and maybe just the paper this lil guy has already munched on] and just dumb it all within the pool so the little guy can hide and play within it, as well as eat it if he truly wants.
Slap a do not disturb sign on it [this is THEIR pile of paper no one elses >:(], and let him tire himself out!


they kinda remind me of a sand snake so i can imagine him rotating and shifting his lil body until hes completely buried under all the paper!
Date: 16/11

[AceThePhoenix]

Username and id:AceThePhoenix + 726963
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: To me it sounds like this ghost is bored and in need of a chaotic friend. I would introduce them to Neptune! I believe these two would really get along, especially if this ghost loves the water, *and bubbles*. Neptune would offer them the largest bubbles he could make! Working as a happy distraction away from the bad habit of eating paper.
Date: 11/16

[SilkenDragon]

Username and id: SilkenDragon
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: clearly me trying to lure the cat ghost away using rodent things worked perfectly and i should do it again. *starts pspspsp-ing the ghost and throwing it paper yarn balls*
Date: nov 16th

[AlpinePasserine]

Username and id: AlpinePasserine + 1056868
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: I say just give the ghost any unwanted paper! There’s gotta plenty of that lying around, and the scraps could be reused to make the ghost paper mache to eat through and throw around! Essentially just a paper mache ball and scraps, that can be remade if shredded!
Date: Nov 16th

[Aldersnap]

Username and id: Aldersnap 1102116
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: I would fasten wheels and a steering wheel to a recycling bin after showing the ghost how much tasty paper is already inside. Then I would get inside and drive it outside and down the block so the ghost can chase it eat all the paper out of the air. (Sorry Neil, I promise to return the bin to normal and give it back)
Date: 11/16/24

[Swordsmachine]

Username and id: swordsmachine + 1078363
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: paper planes for this guy to follow ! Engineer the fastest plane and send them away to chase !
Date: 16/11/24

[pigeonpunk]

Username and id: pigeonpunk - 1042759

How would YOU lure this ghost away?:
I’d build a paper vacuum trap! Using a powerful desk fan and a custom-made net of sticky tape and glitter, I’d lure the ghost into chasing swirling paper scraps into the trap. Once it gets too close, the fan would suck the ghost into the net, where it would get tangled in all the sticky glittery mess.

To keep it contained, I’d seal it in a transparent box filled with swirling paper scraps, like a snow globe. That way, it can stay entertained while safely out of Neil's office.

Sorry, ghost, but no more paperwork snacks for you!
and sorry for the glitter Neil . . .

Date: Nov 16th

[silasthylacine]

Username and ID:
silasthylacine 1103843
How would YOU lure this ghost away?:
one simple solution: snake hook!

free my boy he did nothing wrong... he's just hungry!! not his fault that the paper is so yummy!
Date:
16th November 2024

[WillowArmadillo]

Username and id: WillowArmadillo 323776
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: I would print off the script of the bee movie and leave a page by page trail out of the office for him to follow (it probably tastes pretty good)
Date: 16/11

[RiverDream]

Username and id: RiverDream + 1083543
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: I’d start by setting up a decoy stack of old files coated in a ghost-repelling ink. The bitter taste would discourage it from munching further, making it look elsewhere for mischief. Then, I’d scatter a few “ghost treats” made of enchanted paper soaked in calming herbs like chamomile and lavender, leading a trail toward the exit. As the ghost follows the trail, I’d play a soothing, low-frequency hum through the office speakers, designed to make spirits feel drowsy and relaxed.
Date: 16/11/2024