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[chellerd]

Username and id: Chellerd + 636353
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: A very typical, with some very nice smelling freshly baked cake!
Date: 12 nov 2024

[kijauni]

Username and id: kijauni + 107596
How would YOU lure this ghost away?:
I'd lay a little Trail of plant leaves or other things I observed it eating to my cat carrier. I would have ofc made the insides extra cozy, so a ghost who had filled up his belly a lot, can just cuddle up and fall asleep.
Once he is asleep, I'd carefully bring the ghost into the Zoo and Plus him with the Pandas where he can eat and sleep all day, never to be bothered or bothering anybody.
Date: 12.11.

[RiverDream]

Username and id: RiverDream + 1083543
How would YOU lure this ghost away?:
To deal with the lazy, plant-munching ghost, I’d set up a decoy garden near the office exit with the ghost’s favorite plants, but I’d mix in leaves coated in a special herbal sleep potion. As it snacks away, I’d dim the lights and play soft, calming music through the office speakers to make it even sleepier. Once the ghost gets drowsy, I’d use a ghost-friendly vacuum to gently suck it up when it dozes off. I’d then release it far enough away that it won’t find its way back. Finally, I’d replace the office plants with less tasty options to discourage any future munching visits, making sure Neil’s office stays ghost-free.
Date: 12/11/2024

[AlatusNemeseos]

Username and id: AlatusNemeseos + 1019891
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: i’d offer them the chance at the largest feast they’ve ever seen, and the comfiest bed known to all! everyone knows that the best thing after a full meal is to lie down and sleep, after all!
Date: November 12th!

[pigeonpunk]

Username and id: pigeonpunk - 1042759

How would YOU lure this ghost away?:
Pigeon dangles cabbage in front of the plant-eating ghost to capture its attention. "Look, yummy snackkkk..." he coos, before sending cabbage rolling in the other direction. Cabbage, with all the determination of a seasoned escape artist, makes a break for it—well, as much of a break as one can make when not that more mobile than an actual pot-plant. Kind of like a high-speed car race— if that car was a snail.
Slow-motion chaos at its finest.

poor cabbage . . .


(cabbage for reference)

Date: Nov 12th

[Rosarianne]

Username and id: Rosarianne + 1052817
How would YOU lure this ghost away? I nervously search my pockets and find a half-eaten granola bar between some paper clips and a receipt I ripped into pieces. I lay the crumbs out in a trail, hoping it would lure the ghost away.
Date: 12th November

[Asternaut]

Username and id:Asternaut 354100
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: Oh man you haveee to try a cycad cone! This is the most appetizing plant I've ever seen in real life; though it is in fact full of neurotoxins and alkaloids,,, but! That shouldn't be problem for one such as yourself!
I justtt so happen to have Encephalartos ferox handy,, it's a pretty popular landscaping plant!
Date: 11/12

[tomatotomato]

Username and id: tomatotomato + 410576
How would YOU lure this ghost away?:

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Thad has totally got this! After a quick survey of the room to find out that this guy is a plant muncher, he knows what he must do! He's read an awful lot about cooking but he's never really *tried* it...but there's a first time for everything. He takes some of the apparent most favorite leaves for good measure and tries to make some spaghetti. He tosses the leaves into the boiling water hoping it'll make the pasta taste...leafier?? The noodles come out looking a little greener than they were, and he heads back to the office. "Maybe if I can lay the spaghetti noodles end to end, I can get this ghostie to leave!" So Thad makes a trail of noodles from Neil's office all the way back to his house, which is mostly just a library with a bed in one corner. "I bet this ghost knows a ton of things! And now that I know how to cook for it, maybe when he wakes up after his meal he can teach me about ghosts!"

Date: 12th November

[silasthylacine]

Username and ID:
silasthylacine 1103843
How would YOU lure this ghost away?:
I would leave a big trail of vegetables and fruits and other leafy greens to lure it out, since it seems to like that sort of thing, and the trail would lead to a nearby forest so the ghost can roam free and eat to its heart's content1
Date:
12th November 2024

[Coy0te]

Username and id: Coy0te 1056461
How would YOU lure this ghost away?: Take some of the plants and lure the ghost outside. I would take it to the forest, where it would have a lot of plants to eat. I'd also make it a cosy nest to rest in while listening to the calming forest sounds. Then, while the ghost is distracted in the woods, I'll take the office plants back
Date: 12.11