by MJDust » Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:14 am
I'm bartering with Taylor!
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Prompt: "Taylor: Somebody has broken one of my prized vases. Who was it and how did this happen?"
Prompt response:
It was one of those wermz! One of them, #2190 -#2200! Look at them all, how they refuse to look at you in the eye- some of them don't even have them! It must be... ah, you! The one with clay dust on their hands! Why would you do such a cruel thing- oh? Not enough attention? Giving in to cat instinct? Oh, look at how unrepentant they are! Clearly they're a little troublemaker, no vase is safe while they're around!
...Look, Taylor, I know you're a very busy werm, so it may be best if someone take the little rascal off your hands? Maybe they could, I dunno, come with me so I can give belly rubs and treats- I mean, do my best to punish and 'reform' them? Well, what do you say?