The most obvious thing to do if one wins a large sum of money is to seek out the highest ranking officer in the area. Then, annoy them by asking questions about what to do with it, ensuring that you find said officer at the most inconvenient of times. Cpt. Frederick has found that the results of this method may vary.
Please Frederick, do as Twite says and buy yourself a new hat. Or borrow one, or find one on the street and wear it. Anything will do, except for that hideous disgrace you're wearing now.
Note: In case any one is wondering why the bank notes are orange and purple, those are the colours of my country's $50CI and $100CI notes.
Timer is wayyy off.
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