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at cheesehead
iM CAckLInG BeCAusew WAYLON WOULD TOTALLY LIKE SLIP ALL THE TIME
whenever someone pisses him off, he will accidentally shout at them in
korean alrighty and it helps that i know korean so

at audible
awh tbh way and riku are super awesome as buddies and you do realize that
he legit set up him and ruslan to go together bc he knows about his little cr
ush right oh my god

also bc he knows riku will keep him from stealing candy
also bc he wants to be with his aratatataat

[shiki,]

omg i'm totally down for changing languages
VENICE COULD JUST INSULT THEM IN ALL OF HER
LANGUAGES AND NOBODY WOULD KNOW A THING

also groceries is fine with me! ahahaa this is great b/c
miranda and waylon fight a lot, but arata and miranda
and arata and waylon don't fight a lot so ????!?!?

cRASH can you imagine arata being all "oh if someone
else wants to be groceries that's fine t--" and waylon
shouting "nO"


help guys im getting to invested in these assassin nerds

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at sheekah
oh my goD that's so accurate i'm sobbing over here help
//the one texan cries in the distance like a sad donkey

my assassin nerd would just say "n-nO arata uhm i can i-
i think i need to, um, talk to you... over there... can i..."
and he would pull him aside and make some lame excuse
about how he needs him there as a mediator

and it sounds plausible
but really he just wants to discreetly woo him

[ari,]

@audible LOL it was just supposed to be ominous as hell ;v; shiz is going to go down after they split up

STOP MAKING ME LEGIT SHIP EVERYBODY WITH EVERYBODY IN THIS RP
GAWD

@crasher SAY HELLO TO A FELLOW TEXAN DARLIN'

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at awwwri
FINALLY OH MY GOD SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT H.E.B. IS
i'm waiting for someone to retaliate by calling me smash lol

[cheesewedge]

crasher. and ari, -
wOW yOU GUYS ARE TEXAN TOO???
my friend told me that apparently, kroger was
just a texan thing as well???
heb is the jackpot of all my needs goodness
gracious i buy my fiesta scented green soap
there ehehehehe.
it smale like lemuns

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at cheesehead and awwwri
uhuhuh hahahaha you guys know what this means
hahhahahahahahahAHA we must find each other
it's in the handbook there is no going back

HEB SOAP IS THE BOMB.COM
and their off-brand grape soda makeh me cri tears
of pure happy

tbh i get all my makeup and snacks and everything
from heb always because *single tear* it's my heb

[ari,]

@cheese + crasher not joking, i once had to go to a party and bring home made food and cookies, so i just popped by HEB and Whole Foods and claimed i was amazing at cooking

[herald.]

WHAT IS HEB
WHAT ARE ALL YOU SOUTHERNERS TALKING ABOUT
i'm such a lost little new yorker right now


@shiki aw dude your new pilot guy looks awesome on the main page! but... more adrenaline...
junkies... might give riku a heart attack dear god. please let him stick to the ladies o3o

@ari i would say we can all have dreams but that would be a complete lie, nero's dream is ab-
solutely a total nightmare. let's hope no gets seriously injured when they split up, because it
is never a good plan to do that. ever. bad super smart and deadly assassins.

@crasher DUDE I SAW THAT. i like to imagine riku and waylon sat down the night before in or-
der to discuss this and just went with who would go best in what category. but in the morning
riku realized that waylon had put himself with the sweets and they had a long staring contest
which riku eventually forfeited because he ended up with ruslan this way.
these two being bros and helping each other out in the love pentagram is such a highlight :'3

[ari,]

dude I'm living in shanghai
and whenever i tell people I'm texan, they have me do my BIGGEST ACCENT EVER
and then a new yorker came
and I'm finally being left alone

@audacity MAYBE IT WAS AN OMEN, HMM? MAYBE SHE IS PREDICTING THE FUTURE OOoooOOOoO WHO KNOWS