❛ hello dear discussion ❜

[herald.]

*weeping tears of eternal sadness*

guys. guys i am so sorry that it's taking me so long to get the leader's form done </3. i've had way too
much stuff pile up on me this week but the last of my serious tests should be done tomorrow so expect
the bossman to be done by then.
this is messing with chances to form relationships with y'all precious little muffins so again, i'm sorry ;w;

on a quick side note, i don't want to start throwing information at anyone because the leader's form isn't
even done yet, but he's not a saint with infinite patience despite being in charge. you just know that at
least once he's snapped at nero during a meeting and told her to go stand in the hallway x3. Although, he
he knows how to compromise, so he probably bribes nero and others who he doesn't get along with some-
times when he needs them to work with him on something.

he bribes nero with candy. always candy. he tried slipping her fireworks once and he refuses to let what
transpired be talked about. sparkles are now banned anywhere within a mile of the base. this is enforced.

that's about all for character relationships rn, because none of you really have anything to work with yet ^^".

[ari,]

@waylon ASVBHJKL THEY'LL GO ON CANDY RAIDS TOGETHER. AND HE'LL DO THOSE LITTLE PRANKS LIKE "wait what you wanted mnms" AND THEN SHE'D BE ALL LIKE AW MAN DARNIT AND THEN HE'D BE ALL "lolz i got them right here"

@toast i think we all found our resident teddy bear. nero would probably have a pretty neutral view on him, but would most likely end up messing with him cause she's a d**k.

@woodland dude i am so up for that. their hatred probably started when nero kept eating all of her food while she was cooking. if it gets really bad, everybody might have to do an emergency evacuation cause they'll blow up the place.

@audacity don't worry man. we're still trying to work out the kinks in the relationships c:

I'll be posting an updated relationship thing soon (also changing the format because holy hell did that first one look ugly)

[xxxxxx]

watch this if you want to see:

1. waylon getting chased by a pig
2. sassy gay waylon by piano
3. waylon with stupid hair
4. waylon with ponytails
5. waylon trying and failing to cook
6. waylon choking on his emotions
7. WAYLON EXCITEDLY HUG A STUFFED PIG RABBIT
8. also waylON PRETENDING TO PUNCH SOMEONE BUT KISSING THEM INSTEAD

he's accidentally a super cute piece of crap when it comes to romance tbh
please suggest something bc i need super awkward cute waylon fluff with someone

[toast;]

ok so my computer still wouldn't let me post the relationships I had figured out but I cheated and turned it into a photo. some of them changed because I forgot who I had placed where. But now there's explanations and stuff

[xxxxxx]

oh my godd i finished this a while ago and forgot to repost pls shoot me here is the
updated version i am sorry for me as a person

feel free to discuss whatever with me idk

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→ nero - hhhhhh she's such a cute little dumpling and way would probably always just disregard her bad attitude and write it off as an act bc that face is too innocent for her to be such an ass. and tbh fam you know they're going to go on sweets raids together and every time he supervises the grocery store mission he'll be certain to get some of her favorite stuff candy wise, and she'll probably be the only one he shares his own goodies with

→ roman - asdfgghkl their relationship would be so hilarious i am cackling bc for some reason i can just see lots of training sessions in the pool where one of them accidentally pisses the other off for real [probably roman pissing off way] and then instead of combat training it's 'running away from an angry korean man whose arms are legally registered as weapons' training

→ arata - tbh waylon will have a ginormous gay crush on him not gonna lie tbh thb thbwewriweo where he like teases him a lot and then gets stupid and also tries to be cool or charming in front of him but then trips and slams his face into the concrete and starts cry9ing and oh my god this boy would make way a total mess ngl

→ phoebe - he'd learn pretty quickly that she definitely does not have a thing for him and would probably be a little wary around her, tending to shut up and bite his tongue so nothing he says just annoys her more. like, he'd be very self-conscious around her and watch every single little thing he says and does to make sure he's not being annoying

→ theo - WHAT A DARN CUTIE PIE OH MY waylon would be protective as crap over him for some reason, but he'd also simultaneously find him kind of annoying?? like, all the time he's just 'wow you're so cute let me buy you ice cream and keep you safe but also if you don't shut your dirty mouth i will break your teeth rn'

→ venice - honestly he wouldn't trust her at all, and he would always be on edge around her. this means he'll probably also be a little ass and make jokes about how she's like a snake, a bunch of underhanded comments and passive aggressive remarks about how shifty and untrustworthy she is. like tbh waylon turns into a total piece of trash around her i am so sorry

→ miranda - at first he'd probably put up with her disrespect and think of it as like 'oh she's a girl' but then scold himself for being stupid and sexist and probably smack her upside the head with his gloriously terrifying hands whenever she mouths off bc he will not put up with that but secretly he wishes she liked him and he feels kinda bad and inadequate bc all the points she brings up about him being a bad leader are kinda true

→ kiki - HE IS TERRIFIED OF HER. MUSCLES AND FISTS DO NOT STOP BULLETS. he would be really timid around her and go to great measures to not make her mad, probably even trying to get on her good side by bribing her with goodies like snacks and candy and doing favors for her bc wow he is so terrified of her

→ ruslan this is the guy that somehow manages to negate waylon's ridiculousness and bring him back down to earth, so every time my babe gets super insufferably awkward ya'll can just drag rus in and he'll get all gentle and sweet and accommodating like seriously it will get to the point where venice and roman will always be having to go get ruslan bc he makes waylon less of an ass

[ari,]

AM I SENSING A TRIANGLE BL LOVE SCENARIO WITH ARATA
EVERYBODY WANTS THAT BUTT MAN.
SHAKE IT ARATA.

SHAKE IT FOR ALL THE BOYS.

edit; also that video made my day.
you've done well child.

[toast;]

arata's being flocked by the gays. he's their queen

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oh boy this is hard for waylon bc wow two cute boys and
what will he do with himself aside from eat like 5 tubs of
icing??? dude this love triangle will be incredible and tbh
i'm feelin it in all directions like

i don't know man i don't know i can just feel way tears ha
ppening at some point or another and it will be v surprising
bc y'know how he is

but yeah i feel like waylon kyung is going to break his face
and get fat over the course of this roleplay thanks guys

[aespa]

holy cow arata is reeling in with all
the peoples. is it weird that im jealous.
really not weird at all

arata love us (ᕗ ಠ︡益︠ಠ︠)ᕗ︵ ┻┻

[shiki,]

HAHAHAHA ARATA'S BRINGIN THE BOYS TO THE YARD Y'ALL
an assassin roleplay you say? what assassins


p.s. i'll reply to all relations soon i swear