Most epic roleplay of all time

[darkspawn]

Storyline
A hiyena x antelope luv story

Name: gillysuit
Looks:
Superpowers: yes

Gillysuit was chilling by the waterpond, looking for cute boys. When she leaned over for a sip of water, a crocodile jumped out and popped her back out of place and started yanking her under “help me help me!” She scremd

[Beefy]

Name: ShKleats

Pic of me <3:

Muscles:

Hyena: Hyena

[center] walks over girramatically oh hey. Looks like you got an alligator problem. whips long hair guess its time to see you later alligator HAAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHHHHAHA Elbow's alligator in the bakbone So what's your name?[center]

[darkspawn]

Gillysuit was still drowing but felt ok. She gaspe as her long blonde hero manhandled the strong reptilian attacker.


Im ackualky a crocodile..” the alligator said sadly, before throwing up from the sheer force of ShKleats elbow, and then walked away.

Gillysuit flew back to shore and shook off her long beuatiufl hair! Thank u so much, “my name is gillysuit ❤️, my mom named me after a flower. Wby?”

[Beefy]

im schkleats

[darkspawn]

She batted her eyelashes, “ well schkleats,” she said “thank u for saving my life” then she died

[Beefy]

cries noooooo you can't die like this. We've only known each other for a few minutes cries I'll never get to show off my car certification from cprcertification.com!!!! lightbulb above Shkleats head (indicating that he has an idea) Wait a minute, I can save you. does the hinelinck maneuver and saves gillysuit's life well I guess you owe me one, or two!!!!!! lol anyways wanna go to the watering hole with me?

EDIT : Cpr* not car

[darkspawn]

Gillysuit woke up to being lurched aggressively back and forth. Confusion set in first, and then water starting spurting out of her mouth like a waterhose. She had breathed in too much water when the alligator had pulled her in.

Gasping for breath, she flopped limply onto the ground and stared up at her savior. He was handsome and had good hair, she felt herself blushing just looking at him. But she was also frightened. She had come to her senses now that she was out of shock. He was a hyena! “We are already at the wateringhole fatty.” She spat.. she looked at him delicately and bit her lip. She used one hoof yo pull the hair out of her face,” why did you save me? When u could have eaten me?? Also so u take paymeny in bitcoin?”

[Beefy]

well you're right. he gets really close to her face (close enough for tension but not close enough to make it awkward just that perfect amount of close where they both like it but it doesn't last too long. I could have eaten ya! looks away casually But im on a diet and honey. You aint looking sugar free right now. bites lips and laughs hysterically and nah I long dramatic pause don't take bitcoin he gets really close again like the same as last time but I will bite your coinHHAAHHAHHAHAHHHHAHHHAAAAAHHAHHA. you seen the new batman movie? as he talks he walks over to take a bite of the alligator and a sippie o d water

[darkspawn]

AHHHHHHH”! The alligator screamed in agony and then left again.

She blushed a lot, “ye the nee batman was pretty good” she popped her spine back into place, “hey schkleats, do u wanny be … friends?” She glanced around nervously, “ cuz if so i’ll take u to a sugar free ice crewzm place? Uwu

[Beefy]

sorry honey sugar I work alone grappling hooks away

PAUSE
this is the part where I introduce the actual love interest (Shkleats twin brother Shkleast)

he is:
wimpy check
nerdy check
in need of a makeover check
a liar check
cute check
looks like his brother check

Unpause

Shkleast walks up after his brother leaves
ugh he stole my invention again. What a jerk. Anyways I heard you guys talking from the bushes over there and I would like some ice cream. blushes if you still want some