Evil CaC Coffee Shop - Fulfilling every villian's needs! -

[skystar901]

[I couldn't help myself...Scarglow has always seemed evil
face-claim; Brightheart]

A heavily scared she-cat pushed her way into the cafe. Bounding up to the counter, she pricked her good ear forwards and looked around the cafe with her operational eye. Spotting a familiar tom, she tilted her said and asked to the cats around her Why is there a goody-good clan leader here? I thought this was for evil cats?

[eltonn]

(((ooc ravenstar facepalms because i literally just explained it haha
when avaricekit and ascetickit join he'll probably leave :V)))

[hazilnut]

Amidst all the flirting and fighting and other chaos that a band of evil cats hyped up on caffeine was sure to bring Malloweyes slid up next to Brakenfrost and Minnowsplash easily, they promptly knocked Brackenfrost's cup to the ground. "Not in my shop you don't. No Starclanbucks allowed," She mewed still smiling but glaring green ice at the tom as if daring him to drink anything but pure Dark Forest's under her watch.

"This sucks worse than a rotten mouse. Who even drinks this stuff?" Burntpaw stuck her tongue out at the cup in front of her and was doing her very best to ignore... whatever was happening to her left. Romance was stupid but fights were interesting. The she-cat's eyes lit up as she watched her mentor battling with the tattered tom. "Fight! Fight! Fight!" She crowed in delight, nearly sloshing her coffee all over the table as she banged her paws on the wood.

Cedarslash was all fur and teeth the moment Rippedear lay a claw on her. She was a young cat, built small but strong and boy did she know it. The tom had hurt her pride and now she was going to hurt him. Very dimly she could hear other cats mewing beyond the pounding of the blood in her ears but she ignored it, tackling the larger warrior with all her strength.

[krazykitty00]

Thistlethorn rolled her eyes at the leader, propping her head up on table and tapping her paw as she looked at Ravenstar. "Is that so? That's too bad then." "Though, dearest Ravenstar, you misunderstood. You see, simply allowing some cat to die, or getting ones paws dirty with murder is no fun at all. Just cruel in fact. If you don't have fun with it then what is the point?" Nettlefoot purred, looking unlike the shy, gentle molly her clanmates see her as and more like the evil out of the two sisters with her simple smile. "No, the drama of Death is what we are here for. The story we create behind the series of events leading up to a cats final breath. That, love, is what we seek." "Exactly. And, why there is no need in placing that fate upon someone from your own clan no? Even you admitted to wanting to place Sagestar in a state shock yes? In your mind, you couldn't care less about the lives lost in battle as long as it is not from one of your own right? You'll remain strong while others look upon you and your clan with fear of the strength you hold."

[eltonn]

"And that," A sly smirk played on the leader's muzzle, "Young Thistlethorn, is where you would be wrong." He lifted a small spoon, stirring his coffee. "I never said I wanted to shock Sagestar, young shecats. I said he would be shocked." Ravenstar tapped the spoon against the side of the mug in order to shake any clinging droplets off, then took a sip. "There is very much a difference."



ravenstar is a lot more calm and a lot less insane here haha

[justice'n'joy]

Tigerwing turned to Scarglow. "No idea,"

[krazykitty00]

The two mollies glance at each other for a brief moment, as if a silent conversation passed between the two before they looked to the leader once more. "Well you're a big ball of fluffy fun aren't you?" They said in unison, pouting a bit as if someone had burst their bubbles. Didn't help that Nettlefoot had fully completed her cup of Espresso. "We'll respect your path in life but remember, if you ever want a tour around the dark side, or need that extra push. We're your mollies." Thistlethorn winked, sliding a shiny black and red card across the table to to Ravenstar. On it read:
"Nettle & Thistle
Future Leaders of the Dark Forest.
Creating Chaos One Pawstep At A Time"
"We hold meetings here ever once and a while. Malloweyes makes the best cookies! We can even make them shaped like flowers~" Nettlefoot offered, laughing a bit, though not pointing out that it was because the leader seemed so fond of flowers.

Secretly wants this card now XD What am I doing with these two XD

[eltonn]

He raised an eyebrow. "So Malloweyes makes them, but you can make them shaped like flowers? Interesting.." He glanced at the card, not picking it up. "Whose your printer? Ink of those colors is pretty expensive, from what I've heard."

now i want to draw them but
i was going to draw doveheart turning a jamba juice into the starbar
ummmmmm heck i might do both

[kaden]

( Ohmy I never realised there was actually a thread for this XD )

Cloverheart stumbles through the doorway and glances around the crowded cafe and takes a pumpkin spice latte cos he's tumblr like that. He downs it in one gulp before staggering over to a table and slamming his empty drink down.

[Dinolil1]

(Haha, now you have XD)

Burrpaw and Cootpaw nodded silently, getting up to leave. ''Well have fun.'' Cootpaw sighed, watching Malloweyes knock Brackenfrost's drink away from his paws. Burrpaw merely nodded dismally. It had not been as interesting as it seemed, and that was why they'd taken their leave, scrambling away home, tails streaking out from behind them like smoke from a wildfire. Swanfoot watched them leaving, and sighed annoyed. Nevertheless, she did not let it get to her, turning to Malloweyes with an amused purr. ''Sorry, Brackenfrost, Café policy!'' She chuckled, striding up to the green eyed cat. ''I must say, that was awfully pleasant of you to create such a place for villainy.'' Swanfoot noted, looking around the dimly lit café. ''Much better than Starclanbucks, it's way too bright for me over there...'' She sighed grimly, turning to spot yet another cat stumbling in. ''More members of the dark side...'' She mewed, eyes glinting. ''Who're you?''

Rippedears could vaguely hear cheering, but all he could hear was the blood roaring in his tattered ears. Hissing as Cedarslash tackled him, ripping a large wound on his side, the white cat slammed a heavy needle sharp paw into the side of Cedarslash's head, hoping to knock the wind out of her. Lashing his tail, Rippedears pulled away from her, claws scratching the floor.