& Specles &
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/ Eclipse Super Yacht / Sea
Ravoo was sitting on the bow of the boat while Oprah was attempting to throw popcorn into his mouth from the back of the boat.
A projectile piece fo popcorn hit Specles in the face.
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I just realized something." Specles said to Ravoo, with an annoyed face.
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Wot?" Ravoo replied.
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What's stopping my sisters from coming to us?"
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Uh... Me horns!"
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That's not good enough, we need a bigger boat, some kind of battleship."
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Oh honey, we need to cruise in style, how about you pull my yacht out of your barrel Ravoo?" Interrupted Oprah.
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Hold up, how is a yacht suppose to defend us?"
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That's right, defenses, I recall that a certain Russian Tycoon owns a yacht called the 'Eclipse' that has plenty of defenses."
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What kind of defenses?"
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Oh, I don't know, let me look it up on my phone, hopefully, I have reception." Oprah pulled out her gigantic phone and began to tap all over it with her fingers. "
Looks like that million dollar phone service is paying off, I'm looking it up right now."
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But we are in another universe..."
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Darling, It's good a good service. Anyways, it says here that the boat has 'two helicopter pads, 24 guest cabins, two swimming pools, several hot tubs, and a disco hall. It is also equipped with three launch boats and a mini-submarine that is capable of submerging to 50 metres.' Oh and it's fitted with a missile defense system."
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That sound's pretty good, Ravoo get us that boat."
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Okay," Ravoo muttered as he placed a popcorn kernel into Charlie. Charlie made a few strange techno noises and deathly howls then shot out lasers that fabricated the Eclipse yacht into existence.
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All aboard!" Ravoo yelled as he climbed a ladder into the boat.
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I'm not even going to question what just happened," Oprah said.
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Trust me, I learned to stop questioning things." Specles replied as she crawled up the ladder behind Oprah.
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Now, who's going to pilot the ship?"
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Me thinks Charlie should."
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eah... No, let me pull someone out of Charlie."
Specles tried to pull something out of Charlie, but to no avail.
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This barrel doesn't work for me."
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That because Charlie is for me only. Who you want?"
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Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf."
Ravoo reached inside of Charlie and pulled actual cannibal Shia Labeouf out. Shia L ran on all fours towards Oprah and attempted to eat her.
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I'll be having none of that!" Oprah knocked the cannibal out with her oversized phone.
Specles snickered as Ravoo restrained the cannibals hands and arms to a pole.
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How about regular Shia Labeouf?"
Ravoo pulled out regular Shia Labeouf from inside Charlie.
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We is need you to drive ship." Ravoo ordered him.
Regular Shia Labeouf stood silent, staring at the cannibal version of himself.
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Go on then!" Specles yelled at him.
Shia L still stood silent.
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I think he's brain dead or something."
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Is that how he be in his world?"
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I know he knows how to act..."
Just then, Shia L squatted and yelled at the top of his lungs "
SO JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!" and ran off towards the control room.
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Well that just happened... Anyways, what if the sisters just teleport to us or bring us to them or some dark magic garbage?"
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Me can get thing for that." Ravoo pulled a giant device out of Charlie, it was labeled Anti-Teleporting/Warping/Spacial/Transmigrophication/Dark Magic/Nonsense Blocker 9000. It had a large antennae wrapped in some organic electric fiber on top.
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That's a bit ridiculous, what even is that?"
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It is what it say it be. Me has nickname it 'plot device'." Ravoo replied as he turned a dial which made the screen below the words "Radius of Effect" to display 5 miles.
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Only 5 miles? That won't work, move outta the way." Specles turned the nob wildly, until the screen displayed 500 miles. "
That'll do!"
