"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry
A dog is mans best friend. And a man is dogs best friend.
-Sparki Giordano
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
- Gene Hill
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
- John Steinbeck
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
- Henry Wheeler Shaw
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
- Dave Barry
