Before I write ANYTHING, this wasn't my original intent for this little red book. I was going to use it to take notes for tests, but that was before I found out that one of my little sisters, Minsi, had glued the letters D-I-A-R-Y on the front of it. That little twerp! Oh, well. I suppose you want to know who I am. My name is Lovetta 'Lovie' Jones, seventh grade loser. If you really want a picture, here you go:
Now you know what I look like. If you really want to know, I'm officially twelve years old. There, now you half most of my personal information. I'm not going to put my address or phone number in here. No way. When I become a famous author and have a ton of fans wanting to read this little red book, at least they won't know where I live. Yes, I said when. I already have two books published and sold!! Unfortunately, my mom wants me to be a lawyer like her. She doesn't even care about my career plans! In case you're wondering, this is Momma:
She doesn't even look like a lawyer! She got that fur job for Halloween, but it didn't work quite as well as she planned. Of course, my big brother freaked out when he saw her. The All-American Jerk freaks out about everything one of us does. He freaked when my first book got published. He freaked when Mandy got her first gig to sing at. And he freaked when Aunt Candy gave me this book. His name should be Freakster, not Kasey. Speaking of Kase, this is him:
And he freaked out about Momma's fur job! The jerk! Of course, Minsi got him for that, but it still didn't work. He won't stop dying it like that. Speaking of Minsi, she's this one:
Mandy is this one:
They're identical twins. Their fur patterns will probably change in time, but I don't know. Truthfully, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for Mandy. That sweet little gal has stopped me from running away countless times. Her and my friends. I don't know what I would do without Annabeth, Storm, and Cookie. Yes, I called her Cookie. Her real name is Cockia, but we call her Cookie. Who would name their kid Cockia?!?! Anyhoot, Annabeth, Storm, Cookie, Mandy, and I are a true fivesome. We go everywhere together. And in case you were wondering, I do have a father. I just don't know where he is. He left before the twins were born, when I was about six. Dangit, dinnertime. See you later!
~Lovie~
I just red the next entries you posted. I <3 them. I'm in love with this box.