Purple Bacon "diary of Rebekah"

[Revelations.]

Characters
Rebekah
Belitza
Briana
Angie
Joey
Asaki
lizzie
Chad
Ms.Spinner
Vannesa
Abby
Romeo
Stalkers
Asaki
Briana pop
Evilakia
Lady Silver
~The~Oreo~Wolfess~
kimmy1479
Angie<3~?
Rebel Faery
addieanimalnut
News
STAAAAAAAAAMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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[Revelations.]

Dear thinga-ma-bobber,

My mom bought me this Journal thingy to 'vent out" my emotions. She said that I needed something
to help me deal with the stress "of A young adults life".
Pft! Whatever. I wouldn't even be writing in you if she hadn't told me she was gonna "check up on my progress".
What progress!? Im writing in a smeggin' diary journal!
Well since I have to write in you, thingy, I might as well Introduce myself. My name is Rebekah . (that felt weird O_o)
My moms name is Belitza and my dad is Joey.
I have 2 little sisters. Briana is the"middle child" and lizzie is the youngest.
I love purple stuff and bacon.
Purple, bacon.
Purple bacon.
*Gasp*
PURPLE BACON!!!!
That's what I can call you! YAYZ!! I have a name for you now! don't you feel special :3.
Grr... Briana just called me a weirdo for writing in a diary! This IS NOT A DIARY!! Be right back.
I'm gonna strangle her!! >=)
Haha! Only weirdos write in diaries!!
crackers!! Well, as you can guess from my sisters "note", my attempt to strangle her was an epic fail.
I better go before she graffities you again. Next time, I'll tell you all about my besties!!
woah.
I did not just plan my next entry.
~facepalm~
Well that was stupid.Oh no, Briana to coming towards you with an evil look and a sharpie. Don't worry! I'll hide you!
Bye, Purple Bacon!

[Scratchpadd]

lol X3*presses stakler butoon*

[Revelations.]

Dear Purple Bacon,

Hello. I ish so BORED!
Now, what was i gonna do? Oh yeah, my besties!
My BFF is Asaki. My BEF (Best Enemy Forever, LOL) is Angie.
Asaki is an awesome drawer and Angie loves Explosions, Ninja Squirrels, and Waffles.
We are all random chicas who love to weird people out.
WE SUPPORT RANDOMNESS!!
LOLZ!!
Anyway, since I last wrote in you, something...kinda big happened.
I.
HAVE.
A.
CRUSH!!
I know right!!!
I probably sound like some idiotic Blonde who gushes over dudes, but im a teenage girl.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!?!
Anyway, he's a TOTAL C.L.A.M.
~Cute Loyal Athletic Middle-class~
And he's totally my dream guy!! He has dark gray fur and silver eyes.
His name is..drumroll please..., Chad!! <3
Isn't that awesome!! Uh Oh, my dad is comin'. Gotta go!!
HE CANT KNOW I HAVE A CRUSH!!!
HE WOULD PROBABLY SHOOT POOR CHAD!! ok, bye.

Bye Purple Bacon!

[Revelations.]

Sorry I took so long with my next entry. I have been kinda busy lately. :3

[Lanton]

This is actually really funny. :3 I wanna join the stalkers!

I loved:

Isn't that awesome!! Uh Oh, my dad is comin'. Gotta go!!
HE CANT KNOW I HAVE A CRUSH!!!
HE WOULD PROBABLY SHOOT POOR CHAD!! ok, bye.

Write moar?

P.S. Purple Bacon is an epic name!

[Revelations.]

yayness!!! I have another stalker!!!
p.s. thanks!!! i love the name to!

[Scratchpadd]

Hey rebel!Epicness on the chad part,cant belive you gave your school nickname to the dog I gave you

[Revelations.]

LOL! To bad. MY DOGGIE NOW!!! *grabs chad and squeezes to death* lol. i wrote, like, a MILLION MORE ENTRIES so i wouldnt have to worry about it. did u see my new stalkr *points* EPIC RIGHT!! FINALLY! A STALKER WHO DOESNT KNOW ME!! *dies of epicness*

and yes, im phsyco so DONT LAUGH!! X3

[Scratchpadd]

Yes.Yes indeed :3