This all started one day, one cs user pork soder wanted to offer for my pet, Candle Fuzzysocks. I said no, because I liked his name. I felt bad, then sent pork soder a PM saying "Candle Fuzzysocks is planning to overthrow russia, so i think you should take him.". I then gifted pork soder Candle Fuzzysocks.
Pet's name: Candle Fuzzysocks
We went on to create an entire story in PMs.
I have copied every PM here (excluding out of rp moments), for you all to read.
The fuzz saga has since ended and will not continue.
PLEASE SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN AND READ UP! DO NOT READ FROM TOP TO DOWN!
me
NOOOoo!!!! I will miss you... (salutes)
pork soder
The best I can do is draw an illustration of the beast in order to warn others
(dies in a really pathetic way)
me
No. Please.. *covers up would* we cannot lose you.
pork soder
You must carry this torch without me. I lay bleeding out as a failed keeper of peace
me
we cant give up, giving up will only give candle fuzzysocks what he wants.
pork soder
I'll definitely do that, but I think we're cooked bro
me
oh my god. I think were done for, unless we come up with a plan. Turn on the 6:00 news tonight, okay?
pork soder
This has to be the worst news yet. I'm incapacitated at the moment, but the foxes and authorities couldn't stop Candle's escape. And with this? I think it's too late for us..
me
just when i thought it couldnt get any worse, looks like my evil twin the FAKE colette has joined teams with candle fuzzysocks.
me
how you doing, man? did he wound you? anything about a bear overtaking russia on the news yet?
pork soder
The foxes have contacted the authorities. Fuzzysocks is currently on the run, but before they arrived he did some severe damage. First responders are at my location. I fear Russia may be lost
me
grab a bat and knock him out. catch a flight to anywhere but where you are now
pork soder
I need to take responsibility for the burden I have chosen to bear
Me and the foxes will surely manage this disaster with numbers
me
the phone line just went out. i think candle fuzzysocks is intercepting our messages and he has cut the cord on the phone, i dont think your able to call the police. Get out of there and catch a plane to australia.
me
The foxes should hold him off. Get out of there and call the police.
pork soder
Thank God you're just in time. I currently have myself barricaded in the bathroom while he bangs at the door. I feared this would be the end
me
i just sent in some backup. those foxes are pretty good with computers. wish you luck, continue to keep me updated.
pork soder
Update: I've gone through his laptop and discovered he's had Tor installed. I can only imagine he's been up to something nefarious
me
ok.. keep me updated. i can send in backup whenever.
pork soder
I foiled his recent attempt at a coup and have since taken away his internet, but I suspect he's got a burner. He's not giving up but neither am I
me
so how is candle fuzzysocks has he taken over russia or did you foil his plans
pork soder
oh my god
me
candle fuzzysocks is planning to overthrow russia sometime soon so i think you should take him nvm
