This is NOT a diary. It is a BANANA. -Looking for characters

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Based of of an idea by GizmoTheDragon.

What is this stupid thing anyway? Oh sorry, we got off on the wrong paw, didn't we? My name is Ray Aloeborn. Strange nam, I know, but what am I to help it? Anyways I'm a wizard. Just blew your mind, Banana. Didn't I? Haha no. Okay, this is boring, but I suppose I should show you my family.


That's me. Ray. Lots of fluff. No sense of style, apparently.


That's Charles (Call him Charlie), my two year older brother. He is a bit of a dorky jock, but I love him nonetheless.


That's my dad, Boniface, but most dogs just call him Bo. We call him dad.


That's my mother, Clan Riordan. Weird name, I know, and she has the same last name of a famous author, but I assure you, her novels are WAAAAAAAYYYYYY better than Rick's. I think, at least. I've only read one Percy Jackson. And before you ask, no the are not related.

So there. My family. We are all wizards (well, mum's a witch), so....basic info done with? Anyways, Charlie is pestering me to help him with spell flashcards. He won't tell me what there for, though. Be back soon!

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[eel.]

Heheh.....Ray'll never know I'm here now will he? I can just erase this strange muggle pencil mark with a strange muggle eras- oh darn! I used pen!? AGH!

Charlie! Get out of my Banana!

So it's a banana now?

Charlie, I said get out!!!!!

Fine, sweet three-headed dogs.

Ahem. Now that....that's over with, I am waiting. I have been for days. My letter to some magical school should be coming soon. I hope Hogwarts will accept me, like they did with Charlie. Durmstrang would be cool, but far, and same with Ilvermorny. The only thing about that is that American accents are strange, at least to me. Why am I writing my though process in a cheap banana? Lord only knows...

Anyways, I'm bored. So here is the current knews whoever will read this someday: (by current I mean 2025, July 27th current)
A muggle family was found unconscious and injured in their homes today. Two mothers, and two sons. It appears they had been attacked by a gang of especially fierce Bowtruckles who got angry at the younger boy (pictured below) when he was swinging on a branch and had accidently broken it, causin the Bowtruckles to attack the family. They have been obliviated and are safe thinking that it was a freak accident caused by wood shrapnel from the breaking of the branch.

Here's the boy that broke the tree, banana:

I think they said his name was Sidney Rocker, but I don't feel like checking.

Sorry I have to write in this new color. My pencil broke in half so....i'll get a new one later. Anyways, here are some Quidditch stats according to the Daily Prophet.

Chudley Cannons vs. Appleby Arrows: Cannons
Puddlemere United vs. Falmouth Falcons: Puddlemere
Falmouth Falcons vs. Caerphilly Catapults: Catapults
Sweet-water Allstars vs. Tutshill Tornadoes (they had to go all the way to America!): Tornadoes

A bunch of our teams played the African and Asian teams, but we lost. To every single one of them. Why are they so good? Oh well. Gotta Go now, Charlie needs me to flashcard him AGAIN.

Still using a pen. But Ray, PUDDLEMERE SUCKS!!!!

THEY DO NOT!!!!!! GET OUT YOU CANNON FAN!!!!

Please note, this was not meant to offend any of those who follow those Quidditch teams. Also, I need more pets, of any species. I see the views, stalkers. I see the views.