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[turpitude.]

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[turpitude.]

1. "oh, trust me. this is only the beginning."
2. "you're leaving again, aren't you?"
3. "ooh! i wanna come, too!"
4. "you've got to be kidding me..."
5. "good news! all of my bones are still intact!"
6. "we're going to get through this."
7. "crap! the boss is coming!"
8. "say another word and i'll snap your neck."
9. "promise you'll stay by my side."
10. "um... you sure that thing's dead?"
11. "don't you dare take another step."
12. "everybody get down!"
13. "you're an idiot. i'm an idiot. we're all idiots."
14. "i've been framed, i swear!"
15. "you don't look half bad in that dress."
16. "i'm coming with you, and you can't stop me."
17. "you really thought i loved you?"
18. "hey, buddy! look at me when i'm talking to you!"
19. "who stole my cookie?"
20. "fine. then we'll duel for it."
21. "my task is complete- i have no reason to stay."
22. "it's not worth losing sleep over."
23. "that doesn't look very safe."
24. "you sure we're not being watched?"
25. "something's wrong."
26. "you moron! look what you've done!"
27. "i promise i'll make it up to you."
28. "could... could you teach me how?"
29. "i have no weaknesses."
30. "this is your last warning."
31. "oh my god, just shut up already."
32. "please tell me what i'm doing wrong..."
33. "will you marry me?"
34. "the past is what keeps me going forward."
35. "it's just business."
36. "you're the most stubborn woman i've ever met."
37. "it's too late. your friend is dead."
38. "i'd rather be trampled by elephants."
39. "hey, you distracted me on purpose! that's not fair!"
40. "if you think you've got what it takes, show me."
41. "just one more minute, please!"
42. "i have to say, i'm thoroughly impressed."
43. "nobody panic!" ... "never mind, everybody panic!"
44. "put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
45. "don't take it to heart. he's old and cranky."
46. "hey, don't be scared. i'm right here."
47. "what do you say, guys- one last group hug?"
48. "i could not possibly be more disgusted."
49. "you did this all for me?"
50. "it's going to be a long day."

51. "i didn't give you permission to do that."
52. "donuts are the only things keeping me sane."
53. "talk to me after my coffee and we'll see."
54. "oh, you're bleeding!"
55. "i think you just broke my arm."
56. "um, nope. i am not doing that."
57. "is... is she talking to the plant? like a person?"
58. "that man could stare down a lion if he felt like it."
59. "hey, buddy? you need some therapy."
60. "i feel sick... really sick..."
61. "don't open your eyes until i say so."
62. "why did you kill him?"
63. "this is our final stand, everyone."
64. "i'm the queen of caffeine!"
65. "are you afraid? because you should be."
66. "the next one to call me adorable is headed to the hospital."
67. "i must go. my people need me."
68. "that bloodstain on the wall wasn't there before, was it?"
69. "you'd better not be thinking of another man when i'm here."
70. "i'm not a girl! i'm just a very feminine-looking guy, okay!?"
71. "don't worry, i'm used to it."
72. "what'd you do this time, klutz?"
73. "hey, i'm curious. how did you get that scar right there?"
74. "i just need to be alone for a bit, alright?"
75. "stay away from me! i'm dangerous!"
76. "i don't know, sometimes i just wish you'd open up more."
77. "you just saved my life."
78. "oh my god, you just got roasted!"
79. "it's so fluffy!"
80. "that sounded expensive."
81. "i'm actually really surprised that you haven't died yet."
82. "of all the questions you could ask me, that's your first?"
83. "you're going to be a dad!"
84. "you're messing with the wrong kinds of people, dear."
85. "alright! i admit it! i did kill him!"
86. "i still visit his grave every year..."
87. "there are things down there to fuel satan's nightmares."
88. "woah, you're telling me boss actually was a child once?"
89. "happy birthday, dork!"
90. "i'm sorry, but there's nothing i can do anymore."
91. "one day, you're all going to regret making enemies of me."
92. "when i grow up, i'm going to be just like you, brave warrior!"
93. "everybody told me i couldn't do it... but here i am."
94. "no, don't take them away! those are my friends!"
95. "it was all i had left of her, and now it's gone."
96. "you know what? how about we sing a song?"
97. "i can't believe you'd be so selfish."
98. "you don't to be called a child? then stop acting like one."
99. "we're close. i can feel it."
100. "we finally did it, guys."

[turpitude.]

the message came in the dead of night, but only at the crack of dawn, when the sounds of the waken forest brought ros up from her dreams, was it received from where it laid on the remaining debris of their front steps. the message was clear, the girls' only sanctuary in the world had been discovered and in a matter of days the tiny bit of peacefulness they had been enjoying for the past ten months would be gone. stolen by the hands of mankind who feared what they were. the news had spread among the other twenty-one girls fairly quickly, by the time ros had cooked up breakfast with the fruits eva and kei had collected over the week, everyone was terrified.