{Dark's Writing Challenge Thread}

[salvation.]

D A R K 'S W R I T I N G C H A L L E N G E T H R E A D

Hello fellow human (unless your not a human then I'm sorry) and welcome to all the writing challenges I have completed or still doing. I would greatly appreciate it if you did post one this thread, I'd love to hear some feedback and improve my writing! So I guess that's it's. Oh, all the threads to the Orginal challenges are going to be in the next post!

[salvation.]

T H E C H A L L E N G E S

100 One Shots Challenge
Must exceed the 400 word minimum
X
i. "i'm not a little girl!"
ii. "what even is this?"
iii. "can you please tell me what's going on?"
iv. "i just went for a run."
v. "i'm broken."
vi. "don't. do. stupid."
vii. "she just stares at everybody."
viii. "oops."
ix. "i'm a...taco."
x. "i don't regret being a cat."
xi. "doritos?"
xii. "i thought cows said moo?"
xiii. "look at all those chickens!"
xiv. "oh, i didn't...wait, what?"
xv. "i said left! left, you idiot!"
xvi. "whatever they do don't give-"
xvii. "whoops."
xviii. "where's the other poptart?"
xix. "i said okay."
xx. "this...is a mess."
xxi. "we're goin' to lincoln!"
xxii. "but for how long?"
xxiii. "wait a momento-"
xxiv. "and...he stopped answering."
xxv. "any last words?"
xxvi. "say something." "bork."
xxvii. "at least he tried."
xxviii. "and to think i might marry you."
xxix. "if you love me let me gooooo!"
xxx. "i need someone to keep me sane."
xxxi. "look at what you got into."
xxxii. "she didn't deserve it."
xxxiii. "it hurts!"
xxxiv. "don't be a baby."
xxxv. "don't let goo...you already did."
xxxvi. "sometimes i'm her friend."
xxxvii. "oh. so that was supposed to make sense."
xxxviii. "this is weird."
xxxix. "this isn't like always."
xl. "i love you."
xli. "are you kidding me?"
xlii. "pew pew pew."
xliii. "roman numeral...s."
xliv. "i thought you'd be taller."
xlv. "maybe i'll just shoot you."
xlvi. "all hail the cake!"
xlvii. "are you-"
xlviii. "whatcha think?"
xlix. "it's a fake!"
l. "real cute."
li. "i think i broke it."
lii. "what do you mean it's alive?"
liii. "it's beginning to look a lot like..."
liv. "oh there goes the bed."
lv. "rest in pieces."
lvi. "aloha mora!"
lvii. "i can't believe you can't think of anything smarter to say."
lviii. "it's still in there!"
lix. "one hundred is a lot."
lx. "hey, assbutt!"
lxi. "potatoes are great."
lxii. "spray cheese is yay cheese."
lxiii. "puhutko suomea?"
lxiv. "it's over."
lxv. "i'm batman!"
lxvi. "they've got dad."
lxvii. "okay...okay?"
lxviii. "what're you doing."
lxix. "meow is a logical answer to everything."
lxx. "sadly, we are not at hogwarts."
lxxi. "you are smack in the middle of it."
lxxii. "the poor puppy!"
lxxiii. "un, duex, quatre..."
lxxiv. "you are very...lovely."
lxxv. "blech."
lxxvi. "break her heart, i'll break your face."
lxxvii. "tacos are wonderful creations."
lxxviii. "we should drop out and run a store."
lxxix. "at least you'll get a nice tan."
lxxx. "lies! all lies."
lxxxi. "well that is no bueno."
lxxxii. "what happened to my cheesecake?"
lxxxiii. "where is he!"
lxxxiv. "y'ouch."
lxxxv. "but he will be."
lxxxvi. "a building!"
lxxxvii. "that's all i know."
lxxxviii. "you are a the-if!"
lxxxix. "yeeaaah- no."
xc. "finish it."
xci. "i don't speak...your language."
xcii. "can you not?!"
xciii. "e. e. f. f. o. c. eeffoc!"
xciv. "i have something to...tell...you..."
xcv. "other ones?"
xcvi. "sunrise!"
xcvii. "what does that mean?"
xcviii. "writing...it's hard."
xcix. "see her friday."
c. "and to think i'm finally finished."

Another 100 One Shots
Must be 500 words or more
X
1.// "Did you steal my Poptart?"
2.// "We could be hero's!"
3.// "We should be lovers..."
4.// "SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
5.// "What do you mean, NO?!"
6.// "THIS IS JUST BUSINESS!"
7.// "Maybe, just one more slice."
8.// "You can't leave! You'll die..."
9.// "I was a fool to believe..."
10.// "It all ends, today."
11.// "You must..."
12.// "You're just a silly girl!"
13.// "The show must go on..."
14.// "Just one more day, please..."
15.// "You can't just kill people!"
16.// "Seriously, who ate my Poptart?!"
17.// "I only speak the truth."
18.// "Don't let go Jack! Wait... you already did... rats."
19.// "I did not want this!"
20.// "What do you mean he's dead?!"
21.// "I haven't eaten in three days!"
22.// "Who am I? Not Jean Valjean..."
23.// "Did you just..."
24.// "Do. Not. Touch. That."
25.// "YOU JUST TOUCHED IT!"
26.// "I would never say that to you."
27.// "My receding hair line has been kissed..."
28.// "You have Elvis Presley eyes... I would know."
29.// "Dude, chocolates are bomb."
30.// "Could you... stay with me tonight?"
31.// "I can't loose you!"
32.// "Please... marry me."
33.// "I can't hug you..."
34.// "You call that a kiss?"
35.// "Since when did I ask for it to snow?"
36.// "I'M BATMAN" "No... no you are not."
37.// "NEVER SAY THAT WORD!"
38.// "I HAVE TB!" "No you have a cold!"
39.// "Can you not?!"
40.// "Tis only a flesh wound!"
41.// "Could you stop jumping for one minute?!'
42.// "Please repeat that, I wasn't listening."
43.// "You love me?"
44.// "Never do that again."
45.// "I dare you to lick that..."
46.// "What do you think of children?"
47.// "I like, like you."
48.// "BY GODS..."
49.// "I just wanted you..."
50.// "Damn it! I died again!"
51.// "I'm a mess."
52.// "Hey! Little ears are around!"
53.// "Please, don't cry..."
54.// "YOU PLAGIARIZING PIG!"
55.// "Since when did Disney add this?!
56.// "It only get's worse"
57.// "Oh crap..."
58.// "Please tell me that is not what I think it is."
59.// "What did you think I was doing?"
60.// "ALL HAIL ...!"
61.// "Now why did you do that?"
62.// "You have beautiful eyes."
63.// "Let's travel the world!"
64.// "I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!"
65.// "Whatever happened to Joel?"
66.// "No way in, no way out."
67.// ""I will have my vengeance."
68.// "Grow up!"
69.// "I found the ring!"
70.// "We should run... like now!"
71.// "Can you please shut up?" "No."
72.// "I found that cliff..."
73.// "Are you sure that is safe to eat?"
74.// "I TOLD YOU TO GOOGLE MAP IT!"
75.// "Who died and made you queen?!"
76.// "Ich Sprechen Deustch"
77.// "Now wait a second, buster."
78.// "I would kill for you."
79.// "The greatest thing, is you."
80.// "I am a literary vampire."
81.// "A stake through the heart would kill anybody..."
82.// "Bon Jovi is my jam!"
83.// "Kiss me.. now."
84.// "I seem to have lost my contact."
85.// "TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!"
86.// "DON'T SHOOT!"
87.// "Oh no... he has a sword too."
88.// "Are you sure it's dead?"
89.// "Ummmmm..."
90.// "I can't write anything good."
91.// "We aren't in Hogwarts!"
92.// "Please, stay with me."
93.// "He's not breathing!"
94.// "I...love...yo-"
95.// "She's gone."
96.// "Sir, where are your pants?"
97.// "I can't even."
98.// "I believe in you."
99.// "What can I say... you're welcome."
100.// "The sea... it calls me."

[salvation.]

DID YOU STEAL MY POPTART?”

Matt was sitting on a plush eggplant colored couch, playing flappy bird on his phone. He reached over to his side, and grabbed the last piece of a strawberry poptart and shoved it in his mouth before returning to his game. After a few minutes a familiar black haired female hopped over the backside of the couch to sit next to him.
“Hey Matt?” She asked, leaning over to see what he was playing on his phone.
“Yeah?” Matt said still looking at his phone.
“Did you steal my poptart?”
Matt slowly put the phone down, he looked at his friend sort of worried. “What...FLavor?”
“Strawberry.”
Matt drew in a nervous breath, and stared directly at her purple eyes, trying to muster up some sort of confidence. “Okay, Lizzy, I’m going to begin my three part apology just by saying that you are a wonderful person and I-”
Matt stopped short, Lizzy was giving him the death stare. “You. stole. My. Poptart.”
The way Lizzy had said her sentence, so slowly, sent a wave of panic through Matt. “I-I’m sure there's more.”
“That was the last one.” Lizzy said through gritted teeth.
Matt gulped, her purple eyes began to glow. “Lizzy, hear me out here. It's just a poptart, and besides I can just-”
“Do you know how hungry I am!” She shouted, her purple eyes blazing.
Matt’s gaze snapped down to her hands which were beginning to give off smoke. He began to scoot away from her, not wanting to be barbequed today.
Then Lizzy attacked she lunged at him her smoking hands outstretched. Matt lifted his arms up to block his face and in a moment of panic he shouted, “I’LL GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND BUY YOU ONE!”
There was a pause.
“Okay!” Lizzy said cheerfully. “Don't be out to long.”
Matt lowered his arms just in time to see Lizzy gleefully skipping out of the room he was in. He waited till he heard the sound of a door closing before, getting off the couch. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the silver packaging to the Poptart he had eaten, He stared at it for quite some time before shrugging his shoulders.
He began to whistle as he walked into the kitchen and threw the silver foil away, he checked the time on the microwave. 9:15 AM. He frowned and opened a cabinet, and to his surprise, there sat in all its glory a Poptart.
He carefully grabbed the toaster pastry and practically sprinted to Lizzy’s room. He knocked on her door a few times before he heard her voice from the inside.
“WHAT DO YOU WANT!”
“I got you a poptart!”
“Really?” There was the sound of footsteps approaching the door. The door opened and Lizzy stood there staring at the Poptart in Matt’s hand. “That was fast.”
Matt gave a cocky smile. “I know.I'm known to run pretty fast.”
Lizzy furrowed her eyebrows. “Okay then…” She snatched the Poptart out of his hand and slammed the door shut.
Matt who was feeling a little bit to proud of himself, very confidently strode back into the room he was in before and flopped down onto the couch. He grabbed his phone and turned it on, about to play more Flappy Bird before he heard a shout.
“MATTHEW CHARLES MONTGOMERY! I DID NOT ASK FOR A BROWN SUGAR POPTART!”
Three weeks Later
Matt walked into Lizzy’s room a bit curious. “Hey Lizzy?”
Lizzy turned around in the spinny chair she had at her desk. “Yes?”
“Do you know where my Poptart went?”
Lizzy shook her head. “Nope. No idea.”
“Okay thanks.” With that Matt walked out of her room.
Lizzy laughed silently to herself as she victoriously took a bite out of the strawberry Poptart she had stolen from Matt.

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