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Komedī Bukku

Postby Krenko » Wed May 18, 2016 11:23 am

A comedy book...by me...you've been warned XD Comments are WANTED XD

Plafursh one XD

The warm sun's light beat against Lili's face as she laid in her hard neon orange bed. She groggily sat up and rubbed her abnormally
pale brown eyes open. After a couple seconds of rubbing her eyes, they fluttered open and saw her rose patterned walls. She
absentmindedly reached for her plain black hair brush and yanked all the knots out of her dyed lavander hair. Then thumped out of
her room and into her teeny tiny bathroom. She sat on her white potty, and then laid a big steaming dump in the toilet (I warned you :lol: ), she quickly escaped the cramped bathroom before the horrendous scent of her poop could reach her nostrils, without flushing the toilet.

"Lili, FLUSH THE TOILET!" A shrill feminine voice screeched up the stairs. The loud clatter of plates and bowls being set out on a table filled the otherwise empty sound. Lili rolled her eyes and obeyed, stomping in there and flushing the toilet. She then rushed down the stairs and plopped down in a straw seat seated at the end of a large dinner table. At the other side of the table, her mother was sitting their with her arms crossed. Her orange hair was put up in a tight bun with golden yellow string. On the table was roasted ham and fried eggs.

“Mmmmm, mom this looks yummy!” Lili giggled and made quick work of her ham.

“Mmhmm, just eat it,” her mother yawned and stuffed a whole fried egg in her mouth.

Lili started stuffing the food in her mouth until the plate was thoroughly empty. Abruptly, Lili bolted up, excused herself, then ran up the stairs and into her room. She sighed, and exaimened her suroundings. Her eyes caught a dark red sheath, covering her sword. She closed her eyes and focused on the sword, making it levitate over to her, and hover right in front of her. She reached out her hand, and took hold of the sword. With a devilish grin, she ripped open her window and jumped out of it, landing on a rooftop below with a echoing thump.

Time to reak some havok.
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