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[areadbhar]

September 1st

Dear diary...
Wait, hold that thought! *grabs thought balloon before it runs away*
Diary is way too generic and girly. I am a tomboy.
Okay, this is a JOURNAL and not a diary. Do I make myself clear? Wait, a journal can't hear me.
Okay, I guess I can let go of that thought now. *lets go of thought balloon and it runs away*
I'll introduce myself.
My name is Cassandra, I am twelve (and 3 quarters) years old.
Today's the first day of school- Wait, why am I writing fancy like that? Who needs to write fancy? Okay, this is so much better. Anyways, today is the first day of school. I don't like to be called Cassandra, I like to be called Cas or Casey. Okay, should I fish finish my sentence now? Today's the first day of school. I am going to a new middle school because, obviously, I graduated. I want to go to this other school, but instead my dad enrolled me in a weird private middle school, and he doesn't want me to go anywhere else. By the way, my parents are divorced and I live with my dad. To be honest, my mom is weird. She spends her day writing romance novels and her house smells like cottage cheese, I am so glad I live with my dad. My dad is way better. He let me go sky diving once! My face still hurts sometimes. My mom doesn't let me go anywhere, and it's pretty embarassing- or however you spell that, it's a weird word. Anyways, it's embarassing to go out in public with her, she treats me like a baby- doesn't really let me do anything by myself. Sorry if I'm ranting too much- I'm just glad I live with my dad. I gotta go to school- he's yelling at me from downstairs. I'll introduce myself a bit more and write about the school day later, bye for now!
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[areadbhar]

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[areadbhar]

Friday, September 1st, 23:59

Hey! I guess I'll write down what happened at school since it's a weekend and if my dad comes in my room to scream at me for being up late it won't be as bad because it's a weekend! Yay! So anyways, I'll get to the point. When I walked in the school this weird girl was standing there.


Girl: zzzz

Then another girl walked in


Girl 2: WAKE UP SNOOZING UGLY! *runs away*
Connie: *wakes up* OMG! DID SOMEONE CALL ME UGLY? SOL, LUNA! WHO CALLED ME UGLY?!?!?! NOBODY CALLS CONNIE UGLY!

Left one's Sol... Or was it Luna? Ugh, I don't know, I'll ask them tomorrow.
Sol and Luna: She called you ugly *points at each other*
Sol and Luna: Did not!
Sol and Luna: Did too!
Connie: UGH, YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE SERVANTS! NO WONDER YOU'RE IN OUTCASTS!
Sol and Luna: Was her *points at girl from earlier*
Connie: FINALLY
Sol and Luna: Didn't have to be that way,
Then there was construction going on, so I couldn't really hear what they said, but I don't want to write it down
Connie: OMG WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Sol and Luna: We called you a (again, stupid construction) are you deaf?
Connie: UGH, WHATEVER. HEY YOU! WHY'D YOU CALL ME UGLY?

Girl: Just being honest
Connie: WHAT'S YOUR NAME
Nicole: Nicole
Connie: GO TO OUTCASTS FOR CALLING ME UGLY.
Then she turned to me.
Connie: HEY YOU, YOU'RE LATE! YOU MISSED FABULOUS ME SORTING PEOPLE. What's your name?
Me: Cassandra
Connie: Alright, Cassandra. Also, that shirt really brings out your eyes.
Me: Don't call me Cassandra! Also, my eyes are brown, not blue, stupid.
Connie: OHDUIJOFJBSOI GO, JUST GO HOME
Me: My home is miles away
Connie: GO, JUST GO-
Me: My home is miles away
Connie: I WAS GOING TO SAY GO TO OUTCASTS
Me: Okay, bythewayyou'rereallydumb *runs away*

Sol, Luna, Nicole, and some other random outcasts: HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY
Me: I KNOW RIGHT okay since I missed half of the sorting who are these people
There were some people standing there that I didn't know and love at first sight was one of them

Fig: Yo, I'm Fig, and if you can't tell, I'm a guy, but some little kids think I'm a girl because of my hair. 'Nuff of that, I like swimmin', gamin', birds, and lizards.
Fig reminds me of one of those western cowboys in little kid movies and shows who has the same accent that would be so cheesy with some western guitar music playing in the background.

Mint: I'm Mint, Fig's cousin's daughter's brother's wife's uncle's mother's granddaughter's-
Me: JUST GET TO THE POINT
Mint: -brother
Me: ._.
Mint: .___.
Fig: ._______.
Me: ._____________.
Nicole: .________________________.
Sol: .__________________________________________________.
Luna: *comes back* Sorry, had to go to the bathroom, what are we doing?
Everyone: ._____________________________________________________________________.
Luna: O_O
Me: can we just get to the point already
Mint: Yeah, I want to finish D:
Nicole: K finish ._.
Mint:
Nicole:
Luna: OKAY JUST FINISH!
Mint: Fine!
Everone: ...
Me: You going to finish?
Mint: i like trains
???: MINT HURRY UP I HAVE A SCHEDULE
Mint: Who are you?
Author: THE AUTHOR NOW FINISH OR I'LL DELETE YOU FROM THE STORY
Mint: Alright! Jeez! I'm Mint, and I like cracking jokes, skydiving even though I broke my leg, and girls.
Girls: O_O
He seems okay except for the last part


Autumn: Hi guys, I'm Autumn. I love swimming, reading, and writing! Connie almost put me in nerds, but when I called her a (couldn't hear her because of the construction) she put me in outcasts.
Mint: Cute wings!
Luna: I like your wings!
Sol: I love them!

They made an inside joke without me. NO FAIR! .n. So then I started laughing like an idiot
Everyone: O_O
Fig: What are ya laughin' about?
Me: I DON'T KNOW
Fig: O_O
Me: I DON'T CARE

Then we had to go to class, and there wasn't really anything interesting for the rest of the day.
Crap, I wrote that love at first sight was one of the outcasts! I need to erase that, but a kid I had to babysit ate took my eraser... I guess I'll cross it off while I get a new eraser.

[areadbhar]

I made a fanclub where fans unite!
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(Cassandra: Wait people read the-)
Anyways bye now : D

[areadbhar]

Friday, September 15, 22:35

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Dog 2: Wait, this was my commercial! Get off! *pushes dog*
Dog: *cries* IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
People on the set: oh no. is he hurt. should we call the pizza delivery. no that's not pizza delivery it's the emergency services. oh yeah. call the bacon hotline. no that's taken by the hospital down the street that specializes in injuries caused by falling. why don't we call '2'. no that's the gumball factory- oh yeah maybe they could help.
Dog 2: QUIET ON THE SET!
Set: ...
Dog 2: OKAY
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO JOIN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL IN THE STORY BEFORE!!!! WELL NOW YOU CAN!!! 99% OF THE PRISONERS IN OUR STATE WENT THERE, SO, LIKE, IT'S TOTALLY GOOD!!! YOU'LL BE ABLE TO REGISTER SOON, RIGHT NOW CASSANDRA IS YELLING AT US TO GET OUT OF HER JOURNAL

Me: OMG GUYS SHUT UP *STABS JOURNAL* okay they're out of my journal
YAY
so yeah
Today was rather interesting.... I wonder how- You know what, this journal is spoiler-free, so I'm not going to say it.
But today was very, very interesting.
I haven't written in you for a long time, journal, but-
You know what, I should give this journal a name. I'm going to call you Tom Riddle! After all, that's a good name for a kind, generous, selfless, and good person! Nah, that doesn't sound right, then I'll call you Ianthe. Don't ask me why, I'll explain later. I'm almost too tired to write this, Ianthe, but you should know this, after all, you are my best friend.

So today started out as a normal day, you know. My dad took me to the doctor's this morning for a check-up, I didn't really care. The doctor said I should stay home today, I don't know why, they didn't tell me. Not that I'm complaining, but I think it's a bit weird that I have to stay home and the doctor didn't tell me. I asked my dad later and he just said "You'll find out" in a shaky voice.
Around 14:00, he decided to force take me to the park. He didn't let me have a choice, so I guess I went. Funny, my dad's never like this. At 14:30, he forced me to come on a nature trail, and it was SOOO far away. I honestly didn't know why he forced me to come to the park, on a nature trail, and so far away from the park. It was weird- oh Ianthe, I don't know how to explain this, but- I blacked out.
Oh gosh, dad's trying to force me to bed- I'll write in you when I can. Good night Ianthe...



Yo this is the author, sorry for this being so tiny, but I was bored and decided to pop in a short entry! Anyways, tell me what you guys think of the cliffhanger and story!

[critter]

more!

[areadbhar]

19:00, Wednesday, September 20th

Hey Ianthe! Let's start from the beginning. Sorry I never had a picture of my dad, I'll tape one here later



lol tape picture here



Okay there. So anyways, I asked my dad what happened

Me: Dad, what happened?
Dad: ...
Me: Dad...
Dad: ummmmm
Me: Louder
Dad: do you really want to know
Author: Cassandra's dad stop it
Dad: Fine! Well Cassandra, *deep breath* whenitookyoutothedoctoritwasamagicaldoctorsohetoldmeyou'dbecomemagictodaybutitnormallyhappensonyourbirthdaysowehadtostayhomebecausewedon'twantnonmagicfolktoknowthatmagicisrealsodone *heavy breathing*

Basically I'm magic and had to stay home because the school was for both kids that were supposed to be magic and normal peeps

Me: Umm is this a joke
Dad: No, look up
Me: *looks up* OMGWHATTHECUSSISTHAT

There was a giant snowflake above me

Dad: You have ice powers, so that explains everything. You'll have to go to a magic school, I already know which school you're going to!
Me: Whaaaat is this a joke and is that giant snowflake held up by invisible strings
Dad: Nope, I'm not kidding! I'll show you.
He held up his paw and a tiny tornado appeared
Me: Okay, I believe you. What kind of school is this?
Dad: The school I'll be enrolling you in is called Weatherford's Junior High Academy for the Magical. It's very nice. But it has dorms, so you won't be able to see me unless you have holidays. It's like a college campus, it is very cool. You'll like it, and even though you won't be able to see me you can send me owls-
Me: Is that like in the books Parry Otter? I love those books. He's so cool for an otter.
Dad: Um, I guess. The campus is huge! It has lots of dorms because it's very popular, a huge cafeteria and kitchen, schools for each area of magic, and of course a school for things like math and Science.
Me: *groan*
Dad: *ignores me* There's lots of places to hang out, parks, nature trails, gyms, libraries, it's almost like going to college! You'll like it, but remember, you can't spend the whole time feeling homesick. I went to that school when I was younger, it was amazing and I loved it! I expect you'll be leaving on the 27th. That's the next time the new students will be coming.
Me: Wow! I can't wait! What do I need to pack?
Dad: Well, when new students get accepted, they get a list of things to pack, but for now we'll just pack things like toothbrush, clothes, etc.
Me: I can't wait!


Then we left to have lunch. I'm so excited! I'm already packing my bags! And Dad said that if I use my own money I can buy myself an owl! I don't know how much they cost, but he told me if I can't afford an owl I can buy a different pet and use the school owls.



Yesss I know this was rushed, but I promised, the next entries will be much better! -Dew
Cassandra: Get out of my journal!
Fine, bye guys!

[poekry]

connie reminds me of 3rd grader me

[honeyhailey]

Random, uet enjoyable. Excited fort the next entry~