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[diana,]

heyo
please do not post here, i will be writing my own diaries about a girl who is a total dork
and knows it.
this isn't exactly another 'this isn't a diary, it's a blah', but it's a fake diary ^-^
any who, you allowed to read these [thats what they're for..] but do not post! [feel free to post 'mark', though but NOTHING else!]

okay, so let's get on with the charries C:
[from Taylor's POV from now on]



hey. this is me, taylor rivers! i am a total dork and im proud to admit it. i do
kind of wish i was popular, though... i have a MAJOR crush on darcy and no
one but hailey knows. im really kind and clumsy.. xx



this is my best friend, hailey moon. she can be a drama queen sometimes,
but other than that she is one of the kindest girls i know. <3



this is darcy jay, my crush. *sigh* so cute... uhm, i mean, he's really kind.
he's another of my friends and is really popular. he's not snobby or rude,
EVER, and he's really soft and understanding. *dreamy sigh*



this is kate falla. she is SUCH a snob !! she is the show-off of the school.
sadly, she's really pretty and every guy she passes falls for her. except for
darcy, my crush AND her crush. except everyone knows that she likes
him and no one knows that i do.. except for hailey. anyways, kate
hates me and i hate her. end of story.



this is my sister, mim rivers. she is an absolute drama queen, full stop.
she always gets what she wants and is an arrogant yet adorable
ball of fluff. she's popular at her school, unlike me ...

[diana,]

Dear diary <3

Wow, first entry ever! geez. How exciting. No one at school even has a diary ! I feel like such a dork. Oh wait, i am.

My name is Taylor Rivers. I attend Westchester Country Day high. I'm literally the biggest dork in the entire eight grade !! I moved here this year and already have been placed on Kate Falla's enemy list. Who is Kate Falla, you may ask? She's only the most popular girl in all of the eighth grade. She's popular and incredibly pretty. She's hates me and is always showing off to her crush, Darcy Jay. Sadly, I seem to have formed a massive crush on him as well... He's so cute and kind! I bumped into him on my first day and here is how our conversation went...

Me; *Bumps into Darcy* Oh, uhm, sorry...
Darcy; *Blunks in confusion* Uh, that's fine. What's your name? I'm Darcy. *Smiles kindly*
Me; *Blushes* I'm Taylor Rivers. This is my first day here.
Darcy; Oh! Welcome to Westchester. It was nice meeting you Taylor, but I've gotta rush. See ya' later!
Me; O-okay..

OMG. I was SO a embarrassed!! At least he seems really kind. Unlike Kate Falla. This was how our first conversation went...

Me; *Bumps into Kate* [I'm so clumsy!] Oh, uh, sorry.
Kate; *Scowls* Watch where you're going, dork.
Me; *Glances up at her* Geez, I said I was sorry...
Kate; You'd better watch who you talk back to, new girl. I'm Kate Falla, only the most popular girl here. Don't ruin your first day by talking to me. *Smiles sweetly* See you later!
Me; *Blinks* Okay then...

Talk about rude...
Anyway, today went pretty well- apart from the whole Kate thing. I don't know WHO she thinks she is, but she's NOT going to ruin my first year here!

Taylor out. :)

[diana,]

Dear diary <3

Hey.. This whole diary thing is kinda fun! I wonder why no one else does it. It's the second day of my new school.. Eee!

The girl above is Hailey. I met her today and she seems really kind! We're in almost every class together and I think she might be my first friend here! :) This is how our first conversation went...

Me; *Bumps into Hailey* [third time!] Oh, sorry..
Hailey; *Adjusts flower crown* That's fine! My name's Hailey. You?
Me; *Shy smile* I'm Taylor. This is my second day.
Hailey; Ah, nice to meet you, Taylor. Welcome to Westchester! Have you met Kate?
Me; *Eyes narrow a little* Yeah, yesterday. She seems so snobby.
Hailey; *Grins* Tell me about it! She thinks she's so popular. And she is, so, uh, yeah. But I hate her. She's so rude and arrogant.
Me; Heh. And I thought everyone was under her manipulative spell that forces you to love her.
Hailey; *Laughs* Ha! You're funny, Taylor. I've got to rush but I'll see you around! *Rushes off*

See? She is SO kind. And funny. And she totally thinks what I think.

Well, the bell just rang for bio class! Gotta go! I think Hailey's in this class!

Taylor out. ;)

[diana,]

Dear diary <3

Today, my third day at Westchester Country Day, I bumped into Kate Falla. Again.

Me; *Walking to locker that just happens to be next to Kate's*
Kate; *Applies lipstick at her locker* *Taking up WAY too much space so I can't get to my locker*
Me; *Clears throat* Uhm, Kate..? Could you please move?
Kate; *Turns and glares at me* Oh, it's YOU. I'm putting my makeup on. I need personal space.
Me; Are you sure you need that much? Not trying to be kind or anything, but you don't look too fat to me.
Kate; *Does a weird, angry hiss thing* BACK OFF. I don't who WHO you think you ARE, dork, but you are NOT going to make me do anything. *Starts applying makeup once more*
Me; *Deep sigh and mutters under breath* All of my respect, if I even had any, for Kate is gone...

So it didn't go too well. Heh. HER problem, not mine !!
Anyways, after school, I was just was just casually walking up to my room when my annoying little sister, Mim, jumped out in front of me. I squeaked and jumped back. Here's how our conversation went. O.O

Me; MIM! What was that for?!
Mim; *Giggles* You are SO easy to scare.
Me; Yeah, right. What do you want?
Mim; Can you take me to my friend's party? Mom's out shopping and Dad is at work still.
Me; Ugh. Why me?
Mim; Well, uh, you're the only one here. PLUS, Mom said you had to.
Me; Mom did?! She didn't tell me about this! Ugh, fine. Get ready now. *Walks off, wondering why I'm not as popular as Mim is at her school*

If you couldn't tell, Mim is pretty popular at her school. She gets invited to all of the parties and has lots of friends. Ugh.. Why can't my life be as good ash hers?! Anyway, I have to go get changed. I can't go to my little sister's friend's party looking like this..!

Taylor out. <3