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Rude? Yes. Sarcastic? All the way.

Postby WolvesOfFire » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:37 pm

;) ;)
Ok. First off, you're not my diary, no matte why my sister got you for me. I've always wanted an older brother to share all my thoughts and feelings with, so you're the brother I've always wanted, ok? And your name is Max. Alright. This is me:
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I don't like to wear any fancy sweaters or makeup, which makes me pretty much the polar opposite of my sister, Skye. This is her:
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I know, she's a lot prettier than me, she's already got a boyfriend and besties even though we're two weeks into our new school. I was made an outcast, after talking back to the Queen bee. I'll show you a picture of her, her name is Ally.
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So yeah. I'm rude and often sarcastic, and I have trust issues. Obviously I have no friends. You're wondering why I didn't mention any family besides Skye? That's because she's my only family. She's legally old enough to be my 'guardian' though honestly she probably wouldn't care less if I died. The rest of my family is dead, I don't really even remember them. So, bye for now!
~Lunar
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Re: Life of a super-rude outcast.

Postby WolvesOfFire » Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:06 pm

Dear Max, I thunk I might actually have a friend. I don't have a clue how it happened, I think maybe it's because she didn't seem bothered by my rudeness. That doesn't happen often. Anyways, this was our conversation. (I'm red, she's blue) And this is her:
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"What do you want?"- me
"Just noticed you were the new kid, thought I'd come say hi!"- ???
"Good for you, I don't really care."- me
"We should totally get together some time, maybe have a party!"- ??? I don't get this girl.
"Who are you, even?"- me
"I'm Raina! Who are you?"- Raina
"....Lunar."- me
And then we made plans and became friends, I guess. Then, of all my amazing luck, I met the queen of horror. Her words will be pink, because really.

"How on earth do you even live with suck hideous fur? I would die if my gorgeous cost was such a depressing color!"- Ally
"Go stick your head in a toilet, ugly."- me
:what: "W-what?! How dare you! I'm going to tell my boyfriend!"- Ally
;) "Have fun with that, just get out of my face."- me
Surprisingly, she left, jaw still dragging on the ground in shock. Raina high-fived me, still giggling.

"I could've done better."- ??! Ugh. This brat who randomly showed up is going to get something he won't forget. But first, his pic:
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"Yeah, I'm sure."- me
"Don't be so rude, Lunar! Zayne, this is Lunar but I call her Luna, Luna, this is Zayne. He's an emo, though it might not fit in your eyes."- Raina
*shrugging* "Not like I care."- me Ok, he's pretty cute in a plain and creepy way, but I don't need to let anyone else know that. And since when did I have a nickname? Raina. Oh well, at least it's ok.
"Do you have a problem with me?"- Zayne
"Duh I do, you just barged in and insulted me!"- me
;) "It's not an insult if it's the truth."- Zayne
:evil: I was ready to take him on right there, but Raina pulled me back. Oh well, bye for now.
~Lunar
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Re: Life of a super-rude outcast.

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Re: Life of a super-rude outcast.

Postby WolvesOfFire » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:46 am

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Re: Life of a super-rude outcast.

Postby WolvesOfFire » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:18 am

Max, today my sister got me the most ridiculous, lame little sweater anyone could ask for. Apparently it's 'time I went up in the popularity chain' Uh, no! I'm very happy where I am, thank you very much! Anyways, this is me:
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*fake gasp* "you look soooo pretty!"- Skye
"What, I finally exist?"- me
"Don't be like that, you're gonna have the guys all over you!" - Skye
"Has it ever occurred to you that maybe I don't want the guys all over me?" - me
Then she pretty much ignored me, and I was forced to go to school in it. I think it's terrible, but Raina doesn't.

"LUNA YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!!!- Raina
"I know it's ugly, don't rub it in."
"No, I love it! Let's see what Zayne thinks!"- Raina
"Yeah, let's no-" - me
"ZAYNE! OVER HERE!"- Raina
"Stop yelling, I'm not a million miles away."- Zayne
"Doesn't Luna look BEAUTIFUL in her new sweater?!"- Raina
*shrugs*- Zayne
UGGHHH. WHATEVER. I grabbed Raina and dragged her away before she could do any more damage. WHY, SKYE, WHY?!?! Well, short entry today, luckily I didn't run into Ally, or as Raina and I call her, 'The Black Alley.' Anyways, hopefully next find I see you it won't be in this ugly thing.
~Lunar

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Re: Life of a sarcastic and super-rude outcast.

Postby WolvesOfFire » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:33 am

Hello Max, it's another day of hating life. Well, more specific, hating everyone except Raina, who's like a sister to me. Anyways. Today The Black Alley, Queen of Horrors, is regrouping us, mainly 'cause there's some new kids. Anyways, this was Raina's:
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"Ugh, hwre we go, name and interests?"-Ally
"That's ridiculous, you already know me! I'm not new, remember!"- Raina
"Outcasts. Goodbye."- Ally
She came hopping back to me as though she didn't care. Which she probably didn't. Next up was something I wasn't expecting:
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"WHOAH WHOAH ARE CATS EVEN ALLOWED?!?- Ally
"They are, actually. You should know that."-Mystique
"Dud you just insult me?"- Ally
"Hm, did I? Why yes, I think I did."- Mystique
"Outcasts! Now!"- Ally
Next up was this girl.
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"Ooh, you're cute! If you wanna be my BFF, you can be popular!"- Ally
"Eek, yes! I'm Leela!"-Leela YAY DONT WE ALL LOVE POPULARS! FYI: that was sarcasm. Next up was me. Long story short, I'm still an outcast. Yay. Next was Zayne.
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"Hi! You know, you're cute, you could be a jock!"- Ally
"...Get out of my face."- Zayne
"Well, enjoy your time in outcasts, then."- Ally
"Don't worry, I will."- Zayne
After we were sorted, the four of us headed towards the cafeteria.

"We're all a group! This is so awesome, we should party!"- Raina
"Yeah, I'm good with NOT spending a few hours with Zayne."- me
;) "You're just scared of me."- Zayne
"No! Gimme the chance and I'll beat you up!"- me
Again, I was set to fight when Mystique and Raina split us up.

"As adorable as this is, we need to eat."- Mystique
Grr... Whatever. I'll try to make my entries longer though. See ya,
~Lunar
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Re: Rude? Yes. Sarcastic? All the way.

Postby WolvesOfFire » Fri May 01, 2015 1:04 pm

Max, today might actually be fun. Mainly due to the fact that we're going to the mountains a few days as a field trip. I'm so excited to put spiders in Ally's sleeping bag... :twisted: Ok. I won't. Maybe some cockroaches though. Anyways, as we were setting up our tents, the weirdest thing happened.
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"Hello, may I assist you?"- ??
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH! ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN WATER??? AND HOW CAN YOU TALK?!"- me
:roll: "Same as you, I move my lips. And for your information, it's an unknown fact that fish do not have to live in water. Very few can do it, however."-???
"S-so who are you?"- me
"Solstice. King of the Out Of Water Betta Tribe. Or just OOWBT."- Solstice
*sarcasm* HAHAHA no."- me
"Ots the utter truth. Watch."- Solstice
With that he flicked his tail and my tent set itself up in a shower of red and black smoke. Cool.
"Yeah, well, I can't have a royal-fish-out-of-water-that-talks-and-does-magic following me around."- me
"Don't worry, all they see is a cute brown bunny. I'll show you how I look to them."- Solstice With that, he materialized into this:
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"I like your other form better."- me
"AHHH LUNA WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT BUNNY?!"- Raina
"Well..."- me
*ignores me and starts to pet Solstice, who purrs.*- Raina
WHOAH WHATT? PURR? AND RAINA DOESN'T CARE?!? Now I know why she's not at the top of the class. ;) Then Mystique and Razor came up.
"I didn't know you were into cute and cuddly."- Mystique
"I amn't really... But still..."- me
Razor just starred at me hard. Solstice, I think he's on to you.
Haha, you wish. WHOAH what?! Did you understand what I thought? ...did I say that? Whatever. Into my bag, while I set up. Can you use your powers to make some spiders in this jar? What for?... Nothing... At least he did it. Who knows, maybe I've got a pet. A pet that's a fighting fish, can do magic and stay out of water? I'd say that's a pretty wicked pet.
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At midnight, Solstice and I snuck out of our tent. We won't bother talking, as we don't want to wake anyone. Come on, Solstice, Ally's tent is this way. You'll notice it by the large pink sign saying no intruding. We crept up to the tent, which was more like a cloth mansion made of pink. In one hand I had the jar of spiders, in the other you and a pencil, which im using. i walked in silently and tipped the jar of spiders into her bag. This probably wouldn't take long, we had to leave, we walked hurriedly into the Forest to stay hidden when it came.

"EEEK!! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!"- Ally Solstice and I were rolling around laughing when Solstice's magic flickered out, leaving us in the dark.

"Solstice..?"- me
"Something's happening. My magic has failed."- Solstice.
"You can fix that, right?"- me
"I'm afraid not. My magic can only be reneabled by the one who disabled it in the first place."- Solstice
"You mean someone deliberately attacked us?"- me
"Yes. Get behind me."- Solstice
"Yeah no. I can fight for myself."- me
A cackle echoed.
"SHOW YOURSELF, JERK!"- me
"All in good time, Luna."
That was when a bandana was wrapped around my mouth. I wriggled and thrashed, then made the mistake of breathing in. Chloroform filled my nose, and spots appeared in my vision. I have too... Esca- .....
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Re: Rude? Yes. Sarcastic? All the way.

Postby WolvesOfFire » Tue May 05, 2015 7:08 am

I woke to a throb in my head. And Zayne leaning over me.

"Hi. You ok?"- Zayne
"While you're here, no. Where am I and what'd you do to Solstice?"- me
"The fish? He's fine."- Zayne
"I DIDNT ASK HOW HE WAS, I ASKED WHERE HE IS!!"- me
Ok, I'm proud of that.
"I promise I'll tell you. Luna, listen to me."- Zayne
"You kidnapped me, you're not allowed to call me Luna."- me
"Lunar. One of my dad's associates is bringing you to his hideout. I'm supposed to be working with them, but I want to help you."- Zayne
"Associates?"- me
"Top secret. You coming with me or not?"- Zayne
"... Do I have a choice?"- me
"Do you want to live?"- Zayne
So he knocked out the associate who was driving the car we were in. Solstice was tied to the dashboard. 0__0 Anyways, we let him go, then Zayne climbed to the front and started driving. Both recklessly and awesomely.
"So... Sorry."- Zayne
"You're not forgiven."- me
*narrowly avoids crashing into a sign* "Please? I saved you."- Zayne
"...."
"I'll give you a motorbike."- Zayne
"Despite the fact that that's bribery, and I'm sure that 97% of the female population would say no, that would be wicked awesome."- me
"So you'll forgive me?"- Zayne
"For the bike, yes."- me
"I've got a sweater you could have too. A black one."- Zayne
*looks at hideous pink sweater* "Uh, sure. Thanks."- me
"Stop flirting. Zayne, eyes on the road, stop almost killing us."- Solstice
"Sorry."
"And I still don't trust you with Luna."- Solstice
0__0
"My dad will be chasing us. Let's get back to school, where chances are he won't be able to do anything in public."- Zayne
*clears throat*- me
"And I'll drop if the bike at your house tomorrow."- Zayne

Yay. I get a bike. And since when did Solstice get so protective? Whatever. Back to our camp out, I guess.
"Should I use my powers to make everyone forget you were even gone?"- Solstice
"Yes. But Ally can remember the spiders part."- me
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Re: Rude? Yes. Sarcastic? All the way.

Postby WolvesOfFire » Sat May 09, 2015 10:45 am

Dear Max, at school today I met a new student. I think Ally was scared of her, because she was sent to outcasts.
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"Hi."- ???
"Who are you?"- me
"Darkness."- Darkness
"Talk about a fitting name."- me
"..."- Darkness
"..."- me
"Hi Darky! Nice to meet you, I'm Raina, This is Luna, and this awesomely hot guy here is Zayne!"- Raina
"..."- Zayne
"Ok..."- me
"Wanna hang with us?"- Raina
"... Whatever."- Darkness
"Guess what, there's another new student too!"- Raina
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"Yeah. Me."- ???
"Ooh, who are you?"- Raina
"Compass. Don't tease me, I can't help who my parents were."- Compass
"Cool name! Are you a jock?"- Raina
"Yeah.."- Compass
"Oh. I.. have to go."- Raina
She ran off, Zayne and I following.

"Raina, what's up?"- me
"I had a crush on Compass, but he's a jock!"-Raina
"Even a jock can like an outcast. I'm sure you two could be together!"- me
"Really?!"- Raina
"Oh come on, Raina, everyone ends up loving you. I'm sure if you work at it, he'll have a crush back on you."- me
"I have a cru- I mean, never mind.."- Zayne
That was wierd... But whatever. ;) See ya, Max.
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Re: Rude? Yes. Sarcastic? All the way.

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