This isn't a diary, it's just a book that looks like one??

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Dear diary, no no no I can't say that sickenly girly word. I refuse. Um...how about extremely boring homework file that you should under no terms touch? Hmm, too long? A book that just happens to look exactly like a diary but isn't? Perhaps I'm overthinking this...oh well. I don't know what to call you. Perhaps I'll think of something later.
Anyways, I guess I should introduce myself.
If you can introduce yourself to a book.
I'm Elsie Westwood, kind of a weird name, I know. But the weirdness doesn't end there, I'm afraid.
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This was inspired by the wonderful 20lait1 and her Hawk You should read it, it's really great!
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Ｐｅｒｓｏｎａｌｉｔｙ ＆ Ｈｏｂｂｉｅｓ：
Ｇｒｏｕｐ： (Popular/Outcast/Jock/Nerd/Emo/etc.)
Ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ？： (is he/she a friend of Elsie? If not who is he/she friends with?)
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Dear...uh book,
gotta work on that...
Anyways, sorry about the last cut-off entry. My soon to be "mom" found me in my room writing, when I was supposed to be sleeping. I have to go to bed at the same time as my little sister does, and she's still in puppy school! Yeah, I guess we both know who her favorite is.
This is a picture of my little sister, Lilly. I don't think she's ever been told "no"



and this is Lindsey, who always insists that I either call her mom or bestie.
She wears tons of makeup and is always trying to give me a make-over. yuck!



this is my father, Xenos, he's hardly ever around and when he is,
he's too busy gushing over Lilly and Lindsey to notice me. But still, he's better than Lindsey.



I have to go eat dinner right now, I'll finish writing in you later... that sounds weird
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Hey I'm back, suspiciously diary looking object.
Dad actually was home today! But it didn't turn out like I wanted it to...at all. what-so-ever. Lindsey managed to giggle and blush her way into making me go to a boarding school! I mean I knew she was evil, but really?! Plus, I can never get revenge on her without getting grounded for a year. I looked up the school on my pawtop and I guess it's called Barkstone Academy. I'll have to leave all my friends behind and just when i'm going into highschool! I can't believe my dad agreed to this.
So, I joined my friends' chatroom to break them the news. (Oh, I almost forgot! My friends are named Drake and Maddy.) It went something like this...

Elsie19 (me) : you guys...I'm not going to highschool with uh...you guys. :'c

TheDrakester: WHAT!?

MaddyluvsPink: which one, cause I forgot to tell you that I decided to switch highschools at the last minute.

TheDrakester: right, that's the word..."forgot"

MaddyluvsPink: ...
-MaddyluvsPink has signed out-

Elsie19: care to tell me whats going on with you two?

TheDrakester: Nah, lets get back to the important stuff. You're not going to Pawbrook high? Why not?

Elsie19: My soon-to-be evil step-mom decided I needed to go to Barkstone Academy.

TheDrakester: Then I'm coming, simple solution.The Drakester has done it again ladies and gentlemen!

Elsie19: really? you'll do that??? Will your parents even let you?

TheDrakester: Of course c; but before this gets all sappy and you fall all over me, I gotta tell ya my parents were already thinking about sending me there.

Elsie19: Ha, the only time I'd ever "fall all over you" is in your dreams.

TheDrakester: Ouch c; that hurt Elsie.

Elsie19: Well, I guess I'll see you there.

The Drakester: Yup.

I'll see you later diary, I'm too tired to write any more..But I have to remember to ask Maddy about...um Drake about..someone about? Ahh I'll try again tomorrow. See ya.

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Dear Diary, today I arrived at Barkstone Academy!
Some pretty weird things happened, that's for sure.
So, me and Drake arrived together, or at least we tried to...
(oh by the way, I put his picture next to mine if you were wondering what he looks like diary)
Here's what happened

Drake and I were just about to walk through the doors, when this dog got in our way, she was really pretty and she had her eyes fixed on Drake. I wonder why? I don't think he had anything stuck in his teeth. Eh, that's how much effort I'm willing to put into it. Anyways she looked like this...


?: Well what do ya know, new arrivals
Me: Uh.. yeah
?: *shoots annoyed glance* Soo, I'm like Lauren and you are?
Drake: I'm Drake and this is Elsie
Lauren: Wow, well that's cool. So as much as I'd love to make an exception for you hun' I gotta place you in a group.
Me: wha..? o,o
Lauren: *ignores* So, *giggles* name and intrests please.
Drake: Ook well I already told you I'm Drake, and I like running, gaming, fencing-
Lauren: total jock! Omg this is totally perf!
Drake: 'perf' huh?
Lauren: Yes! I'm so glad you think so! *dreamy eyes*
Drake: ummm well, I think I'm going to go over there. *backs away nervously before running inside.*
Me: Soo how about me?
Lauren: Outcast.
Me: What?! But you didn't even asked about my interests.
Lauren: Like I even need to. I mean with those spots of yours?! Pah-lease! You'll barely even fit in with the outcasts. *turns on heel and walks away*

And so it began. My arch-enemy had struck the first blow. And although it may take some time, oh boy was I gonna get her back.

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Dear Diary,
I just barely walked into my dorm, and I nearly went blind. Hot pink, everywhere. The walls, the ceiling, even the floor. It was all the most flamboyant color of pink imaginable. Holding my paws over my eyes, I side-stepped over to my bed to lay down. Magazine clippings of dresses were posted all over the wall. I groaned, I must be sharing a room with a popular! Then someone walked in. Wait no, make that two people walked in. Lauren the queen of the populars and um.. someone else?


Lauren: And like what do you think you're doing?
?: Like yeah! what do you think you're doing?
Lauren: Ugh, I've told you before Nellie, I don't need back up,
?: Sorry! sorry! sorry. Oh and I'm Cassie.
Lauren: Like whatever. Anyways, this is totally Cassie's dorm.
Me: It's mine too!
Cassie: Omg! We'll totes be the best roomies ever-
Lauren: No! This is the one I was telling you about, the one who came with Drake.
Cassie: Oh.. the outcast. Ugh this is going to be horrible.
Me: You can say that again...
Lauren: Hey, like we totally didn't ask for your opinion.
Me: I don't care.
Cassie: Don't talk to Lauren like that, she's like the prettiest dog in Barkstone Academy!
Lauren: So true Nellie, good work.
Cassie: umm, thanks
Me: Look. There's clearly got to be some rules. This half of the room is mine, and the other is yours.
Lauren: ugh. whatever outcast. We have more important things to do. *turns around, with Cassie following her frantically*

Well, I can't say I'm happy about this, but I'm actually kind of relieved. For a second I thought for sure that I was going to be sharing a room with the Queen of mean! Oh my gosh, I just realized what time it is! I gotta go to class!
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Hi again diary. I was able to sneak into my first class because Drake helped me out. I slipped in while Drake distracted the science teacher with questions like:
Drake: So um, what's the element Carbon made out of?
Teacher: Carbon.
Drake: But what about Hydrogen? Is it made out of Carbon too?
Teacher: No. Hydrogen is made out of Hydrogen.
Drake: woah! wasn't expecting that one!
Teacher: get to your seat.
Drake: But what about Oxygen? What about-
Teacher: =.=

He came back to his seat grinning like crazy. I can't help but get the feeling that he's going to dangle that in front of me for several months.
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My second class is Magic Class, and it was amazing!
Today my teacher had to test the levels at which we could preform, and she said I have great potenial! I am able to use some bits of magic because of my mother, or at least that's what my father told me. I don't even know her name. Anyways, today I was actually able to harness an element! Drake is already super good at magic, so my achievement didn't seem like much to him, so I figured you'd be impressed right?! If a book can be impressed...eh whatever.

I think I'll spare you my next class...history it's too boring to talk about. After all, we all already know the history of the dog!
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It's lunch and you won't believe who I just ran into. Maddy! I pasted in a picture so you could see what she looks like.


If you can't tell already Maddy is obessed with the color pink, and we've been best friends since pup-school!
Here's what happened...
I walked into the cafeteria, zoned out completely as Drake talked about some new game that's coming out. And then I saw her! Standing right next to Lauren!! Surrounded by Lauren's perky pink clones! I turned to Drake and interrupted him as he rambled on about his new controller system.
Me: Look! Lauren has Maddy cornered. We gotta distract her and get Maddy out of there!
But instead he just gave me a sheepish look
Drake: Uh.. I've sorta been meaning to tell you-
Me: I've got the perfect plan!!
*I dragged him over to the nearest table*
Me: Okay you distract Lauren, I'll go around from behind and get her out. Okay?
Drake: First you need to know that-
Me: Ugh go on already!
Drake: Ok, ok, ok

Thr plan worked perfectly. All the girls quickly gathered around Drake, giggling and blushing. But here's the weird part, Maddy did too! I walked over, completely confused.
Me: Uh, maddy?
Maddy: *not paying attention* yes?
Me: Maddy!
Maddy: *turns around* what? how?! You're not supposed to be here!
Me: what do you mean?
Maddy: UGH, you are super slow. Look you're an outcast, I'm a popular. I don't like you!
Me: ... * turns around angrily and stalks away*
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Drake: I tried to tell you
Me: Shouldn't you be sitting somewhere else?! I dunno maybe with the jocks or maybe Lauren, she seems to have taken a liking to you! You don't belong with the outcasts.
Drake: It seems you've forgotten who you're talking to. Hi there, I'm Drake your best friend. I'm stubborn, extremely handsome, and not going anywhere.
I wasn't sure how to respond at this point so I just smiled at him before changing the subject
Me: So, what about your new controller system?
And before you ask, yes I was that desperate.
And now I'm in my room wrriting, while at the same time trying to hide you so Cassie won't see.
I'm going to go to bed now, goodnight diary

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Dear Diary,
It's lunch, and I gotta say being an outcast is pretty awesome. It's just me and Drake. Agh, I spoke too soon here comes Lauren.


Lauren: Hi there Drake *giggles*. You mind if I sit here? Thanks!
Drake: *focused tapping on Ipaw* (iphone)
Lauren: Ahem, the prettiest girl in Barkstone Academy is sitting in front of you, pay attention!
Drake: huh? *looks up at me*
Lauren: Over here obviously!
Drake: oh..right. Uh hi Lauren.
Lauren: So I was wondering why you weren't sitting with me and the jocks, *fake frowny face*, you know, none of them are as nice as you...

I could almost feel the wind from Lauren batting her eyelashes so much! I wanted to interrupt, but I was curious as to what Drake would say.

Drake: Uh, I guess we could.
Lauren: "we"??
Drake: Yeah, me and Elsie
Lauren: but- but, she- you. ugh! I mean- like. Do you really think Elsie would be comfortable there? After all, Elsie does hate us populars.
Drake: Why don't we ask her? Elsie would you be "comfortable" sitting with the populars.
Elsie: Yep!

Sometimes I really love him. Wait a minute *blushes*. Not in that sort of way! I meant that in the most normal friendly-friend way possible. Ugh, anyway I was enjoying this conflict of interests very much. Lauren wanted two things at once, and she seemed somewhat flustered that she couldn't get both.

Drake: I guess that settles it then. Still want me to sit with you?
Lauren: .... of course!
Elsie: oh no...
Drake: okay then. c'mon Elsie.

And just when I thought we beat her, now I'm going to have to listen to flirting and intense conversations about what nail-polish would match best with their fur color.
So Drake, Lauren, and I all walked over to the popular table. Except for one seat reserved for the Queen herself, it was completely full. Circling around the table in judgement, Lauren tapped two shoulders, and the two populars walked off in defeat. I couldn't help but feel sorry for them, If only they learned how to stand up for themselves...
Drake sat right next to Lauren, while I was placed between Cassie,(my room-mate) and some other random popular.

Cassie: *in a hushed whisper*, I wish like Lauren would let us use her Silky Shine Shampoo. Like, her fur always looks so... like silky and shiny.
?: Like yeah, oh and like by the way, what color is your nail-polish. It's like totes perfect

I am going to go insane. But the information was somewhat useful...Not the nail-polish stuff, just the shampoo part. I think I may just have the perfect prank to get back at the populars...
Drake looked really uncomfortable, his fur was brushing against hers and he seemed to have a few problems with that. Lauren on the other hand appeared happier than I've ever seen her. Then again, I've only been here for like two days.
Drake was saved by the bell that marked the end of lunch. I hurried back to my locker, to write down a list of what I would need for the prank... but I think I'll keep it a secret for now, I don't want anyone to find it out.
I gotta go to class now, see you later diary.

[stranger danger]

Oooo~
I love it!
Keep going please~

[Rainmoon123]

Agreed! (:

Sorry, tapped my Ipad to quickly. Lol

[Dinolil1]

Brill. A million thumbs up!

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Aww thanks you guys! It means a lot to me c: I'll make a form so you guys can create your own characters if you'd like c:

[stranger danger]

I know I am!