Dear Diary Eagle..
Huh? Oh, I'm Eagleeye, feel free to call me eagle. This isn't a diary it's an.. Eagle? Yeah! So anyway I enjoy reading and writing. I currently have a bestie called Rufus. He's a penguin. And my other best friend is a horse named Rayne.
This is rufus.
And this, is Rayne. They're both dudes and Rayne loves.. Carrots. Bleh!
I go to school, a school for animals called Howlwood.
There's got to be something special in this school, right? Or else why would I write in this eagle about it? Nope. It's just a normal school. Except, there's a school bully named Jymi. She's a 'purestaz'. Or at least that's what she says.
Ugh. Jymi.
So now that you've basically reached into my mind and learnt my thoughts, eagle, I don't have much to say except to tell you what exactly happened at Howlwood today. Apparently my mom got me this Diary Eagle so I can "let my feelings out" and "express myself". "Get the secrets off my chest". I honestly don't have any secrets. See? I'm an honest gal.
Anyways, this is what happened at Howlwood.
Jymi: "Eww." (She said that right in front of me, looking at me.)
Me: "What?"
Jymi:" Your ugly pelt colors are disturbing me. How 'bout you eat lunch somewhere ELSE?"
Me:" Want to talk about ugly pelts? Let's talk about that rusty white and pale purple trash you have glued to your body! We all know you're a siamese with furballs glued on, not a purestaz dog!" (A purestaz are what the humans call.. Staff pets, 2014.)
Jymi:" How dare you?! I'm telling the teacher about your insults!"
Me: "I'm doing the same!"
So I have detention tomorrow. That isn't fair if you ask me! The teacher just said we must've both insulted eachother and we both have detention for bullying. Really? How would you feel if someone called your pelt ugly? Ugh. Detention is like prison in Howlwood. We have to listen to our sappy principal moan about her life all day, the emotional freak.
She sobs and sobs..
She just sits there, crying and crying, with flowers in her hand from her old husband and blah blah blah. If I was divorced 5 times, I would've moved on by now! But if I ever marry, I'd be married to- "Rufus! Stop looking over my shoulder!" Sorry eagle, my buddy rufus keeps.. Ugh. Well, know you know what's going on so far, eagle. I guess I'll "let my feelings out" Tomorrow. Again. This is pretty stupid anyway, but bye. For now."
Huh? Oh, I'm Eagleeye, feel free to call me eagle. This isn't a diary it's an.. Eagle? Yeah! So anyway I enjoy reading and writing. I currently have a bestie called Rufus. He's a penguin. And my other best friend is a horse named Rayne.
This is rufus.
And this, is Rayne. They're both dudes and Rayne loves.. Carrots. Bleh!
I go to school, a school for animals called Howlwood.
There's got to be something special in this school, right? Or else why would I write in this eagle about it? Nope. It's just a normal school. Except, there's a school bully named Jymi. She's a 'purestaz'. Or at least that's what she says.
Ugh. Jymi.
So now that you've basically reached into my mind and learnt my thoughts, eagle, I don't have much to say except to tell you what exactly happened at Howlwood today. Apparently my mom got me this Diary Eagle so I can "let my feelings out" and "express myself". "Get the secrets off my chest". I honestly don't have any secrets. See? I'm an honest gal.
Anyways, this is what happened at Howlwood.
Jymi: "Eww." (She said that right in front of me, looking at me.)
Me: "What?"
Jymi:" Your ugly pelt colors are disturbing me. How 'bout you eat lunch somewhere ELSE?"
Me:" Want to talk about ugly pelts? Let's talk about that rusty white and pale purple trash you have glued to your body! We all know you're a siamese with furballs glued on, not a purestaz dog!" (A purestaz are what the humans call.. Staff pets, 2014.)
Jymi:" How dare you?! I'm telling the teacher about your insults!"
Me: "I'm doing the same!"
So I have detention tomorrow. That isn't fair if you ask me! The teacher just said we must've both insulted eachother and we both have detention for bullying. Really? How would you feel if someone called your pelt ugly? Ugh. Detention is like prison in Howlwood. We have to listen to our sappy principal moan about her life all day, the emotional freak.
She sobs and sobs..
She just sits there, crying and crying, with flowers in her hand from her old husband and blah blah blah. If I was divorced 5 times, I would've moved on by now! But if I ever marry, I'd be married to- "Rufus! Stop looking over my shoulder!" Sorry eagle, my buddy rufus keeps.. Ugh. Well, know you know what's going on so far, eagle. I guess I'll "let my feelings out" Tomorrow. Again. This is pretty stupid anyway, but bye. For now."
