This Is Not A Diary... It's A...Bob?

[alienowl]

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Family Colour Codes:

Shane | #000000 | Male | Jayfeather
Mum | #FF4080 | Female | Unavailable
Dad | #4000BF | Male | Unavailable
Lakia | #400080 | Female | Open

Friends Colour Codes:

Jayfeather | #00BF00 | Female | Shane

Guest Colour Codes:

Ashley | #FF8000 | Female | Not Open

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[DogLife.]

Loves it! Will spred the word its a Bob!

[alienowl]

Dear Diary,

My name is.... Wait... Diary sounds waaaay too girly! Ew. One second, let me start over.

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Dear... Bob? Yeah, Bob. Dear Bob,

Hey there! My name's Shane, and my stupid mum bought me this diary Bob. Supposedly to right down all my feelings and problems... Psh, screw that! This will be for my extremely random life stories and other... things. Um, so yeah. Hey. As I said before, my name is Shane, welcome to my Bob. Except... you shouldn't be reading this... OH MY GOD! GET OUT YOU NOSY...THING. *jumps out the window and runs away from you*

*breathing heavily* Okay, so now I am alone, let's get down to business. This is me:



I'm Shane (for the....3rd time.). 15 years old... I'm a boy, with a crush on this amazing girl in my class called Jayfeather... someone. I have two cats, the small one called Cider and the big one called Liquor. So yup... That's me. Here's my family:



That's my mum, Slyvia and dad Damen.

And my *shiver of disgust* sister... Lakia.



"Sweetie, dinner is ready! Come down please!" - Mum
"What is it?" - Me
"Roast lamb!" - Mum
"Really!?" - Me
"No. Of course not! It's salad, we are healthy, remember?" - Mum

Ugh. I hate salad. But I guess I have to go... See you later Bob!

- The Superior Shane

[alienowl]

Oh my gosh! I finally found you, Shane's dairy! Or... Bob? What the heck? Anyways, its Lakia and now I know where you are, I will write in you once a week, I promise! But you need a different name to... Bob. Soooo... How about... Glitter? Nah... Too girly. Rainbow!!! Wait, wait... I got it.
Your new name will be....

*drumroll*

RAINBOW UNICORN POOP OF FABULOUSNESS!

Yup. Its perfect.

So. Can we start over? Properly?

Dear RAINBOW UNICORN POOP OF FABULOUSNESS,

Today, Shane was super duper annoying at was talking aaaaaaall day about Jayfeather, his crush. It was like, "Jayfeather this. Jayfeather that. Blah blah blah!" Ugh, talk about cringy. I swear, he is such a stalker. He's got pictures of her and even sleeps with them under his pillow. I mean, what the actual heck?

Soooooo... Anyway, today, Shane got a place in this new school for Angels or whatever. Like, I think he's waaaaay too stupid to go to a school, but whatever, at least he'll get out of my hair. My utterly flawless rainbow hair, if I do say so myself. Anyway, enough about my hair, though I would very much like to talk about it much more!

#2fab4u

Um, so yeah. I think I hear Shane coming up the stairs so better go! See you in a week RAINBOW UNICORN POOP OF FABULOUSNESS! xxx

The One and Only,

Lakia xxx

[DogLife.]

Ooooooh stalker Shane. I love this story I swear!

[Woogwoo Wren]

marking

[namjoon.]

IS SHO AWESOME!

[xX♥️Spiders!♥️Xx]

Marked

[alienowl]

Thank you so much! It means a lot that people are reading this!

[namjoon.]

RAINBOW UNICORN POOP OF FABULOUSNESS

SCRATCH DAT! ITS...

RAINBOW UNICORN POOP OF SWAGGEH FABULOUSNESS