THIS is NOT a diary.. It is a CROCODILE!!

[derision]

[there are some scribbles here, as if someone wrote something and scribbled over it.]

xXxxXxxXxxXx *Le Gasp* Is this a diary? Sitting out in the open? Why is there a diary sitting out in the open. WHY TELL MEEE!? Oh wait. You are a diary. You can't talk. *Le Gasp* So hi. My name is HOLY SMOKES OF blah blah blah ITS A CROCODILE. I got to run.. Oh wait how come I can't take you with me... Oh wait I forgot I'm running for my life.

*pant pant*

xXxxXxxXxxXx So I read the past pages of this.. it seems like this belonged to Mavis Dakota? Her life was crazy. But she lost this (Catfish?) Who would name a diary CF? She had major issues. *Spazz Attack*
xXxxXxxXxxXx Oh wait I think I'm talking about me. Aany Anyway my name is December, but my friends call me Ember, and I have eleven other siblings. *Ahem* In order of birth, April, May, January, March, July, September, August, February, June, October, November, and December! It'll take up much wow space to paste in my entire family, so um.. I'll do it anyway. Oh I just remembered.. A crocodile nearly swallowed you so... THIS is NOT a diary from this day onward. It is a CROCODILE. *Bows* Yes, keep up your amazing applauding Crocodile.

BF8000
I'm going to just post our YearLook Pictures.. This is Mom when she was in High School.


This was Dad when he was in High School

80BF00
This is January's most recent selfie.. He is a boy, btw.

8080BF
This was February's Junior High YearLook picture.. She is and January are related.

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This is July's picture that I just took from the YearLook. I snapped a picture of him secretly.
(whaat? where you come from there are no stalkers?)

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This is um.. March's selfie. He absolutely hates them, but I managed to force him with my scythe.

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This was June's selfie.. She had none of her 'pawtacular' clothes on here.
(not that it matters, we have fur :p) <-- I finally used my tongue face.:P YASS
BTW Croc, (Your new nickyname), June March and July are related.

BF8080
This is August's YearLook picture.. He isn't perfect, but aren't we all? *rainbow appears out of nowhere*

00BF80
This is April.. She is superduperpooperscooper popular.

BF00BF
This is May. She erm... Well, she thinks she is popular.
BTW, May April and August are related.

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November. I wrote 'This is' too much. My paw is hurting.. Anyway, I think we are related.

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This is She is September, my favorite sis kind-of-sister.

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He's October.. The freak everyone loves. *Gives evil glare*

xXxxXxxXxxXxNy pam hortz frun My paw hurts from writing so I'mma leave now. Bai my diary dangerous reptile

[derision]

Welcome all to the *drumroll please*

CROCODILE!!

Table of Contents
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Font Colors
December; 0080FF; ?
Mom; BF8000; Mother
Dad; 000000; Father
January; 80BF00; Former Nerd
February; 8080BF; Former Outcast
March; 400080; Former Nerd
April; 00BF80; Former Prep
May; BF00BF; Former Cheerleader
June; 808040; Former Popular
July; 008000; Former Jock
August; BF8080; Former Wallflower
September; 000080; Former Prep
October; FF0000; Former Jock
November; 808080; Jock
Annabelle; 8040FF; Queen Bee
Lily; 40BF80; Popular
Nemesis; 404040; Emo
Magenta; 800080; Cheerleaders
Frost; 80BFBF; Cheerleaders
?; E38AAE; ?
Nora; E78A61; Nerds
Professor McSnowgull; FFFFBF; Science Teacher
Akyra; 408080; Outcast

There are eight groups. Jocks, Preps, Populars, Cheerleaders, Wallflowers, Nerds, Emos, and Outcasts.

Jocks: They are the most sporty and flirty guys around.
Preps: Known for being on the honors list, wear really fancy clothes,
most are rather nice but others are rude and stuck-up, tend to be on the
yearbook committee and often win Homecoming or Prom Queen.
Populars: They are really rich, spoiled little brats that everyone but
the nerds and outcasts hate. Most of the time they are the teacher's pet.
Cheerleaders: Bubbly, sweet, kindhearted. They aren't known for
being smart and make the nerds do their homework. Cheerleaders also
follow the Queen Bee and/or Preps everywhere.
Wallflowers: Tend to be shy, quiet, anti-social, mousy, have few friends.
Nerds: They are geeky and the smartest people in the school (yes,
smarter than teachers at times) They love anything to do with technology,
mathematics and science.
Emos: Anti-social, never talk much, they absolutely love the color
black and enjoy sad and depressing music.
Outcasts: Populars hate outcasts, causing everyone else to hate them
as well. They come in all sizes, appearances, and personalities.

You can go to Dogwarts! This Hairy-Pawter-based school is now open for witches, wizards, shapeshifters, ghosts, really any breed of animal! Please only make 1-2 animals as it is hard to keep track. Also donations for items like wings, hair, sleepover items, clothes, costumes, dresses; everything you guys donate will be put to use! Thank you item donators <3

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I would like to Enroll at Dogsorts!

Picture of Pet:
Name of Pet:
Pet's Gender:
Personality:
Pet's Pet (Optional):
Pet's Group:
Special Abilities:
How did He/She meet with December?:
Crush:
Other:
[color=transparent]hairypawter?[/color]

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xXxxXxxXxxXx So hi! I met the Queen Bee.. She is a popular and I have no words.. I mean srsly (txt talk is bae) she is so mean.. I stalked her for five minutes and took a picture of her. (Whaat? You didn't know I stalk people?)

xXxxXxxXxxXx I mean she's sassy and all- but she is pretty.. Apparently she liked me because our conversation went.. Well? I guess. I just couldn't handle how pretty she was.. And she liked my answer.

"Name and.. power?" ??
"My name is December and I love your wings and crown.. Plus your tail is beautiful <3 XOXOXO. Oh yeah, and I am.. undetermined." December
"Finally! Someone with fashion sense! Definitely Cheerleader! My name is Annabelle and we're going to be, like, besties!" Annabelle
"Sounds cool!" December
"Yep." Annabelle
-awkward silence-

xXxxXxxXxxXx I actually thought we would be besties! She is really nice to me but then to people she doesn't like?

"What did you just call my crown?" Annabelle
"Um, unfashionable, duh. Can you not hear?" ?
"Ugh, like, Lily, get out of my sight or I will make your life a living-" Annabelle

xXxxXxxXxxXx I walked away after that, 'cause I was scared out of my wits. Who says that? I'll be sure to stay on Anna's good side.. Anyway, I was the third new student of the day. It ended up that there was a new emo.

*Looks down, writing on notepad.* "Hmm. Name and power/species?" Annabelle
"Nemesis and *cough* Dark *cough* Angel." Nemesis
*Looks up* "Ugh, Ew, Emo, Emo, Emo. Too much darkness on your fur." Annabelle


"Name and species." Annabelle
"Magenta and I'm a witch C:
B.T.W. I love tumbling." Magenta
*makes dismissing paw signal* "Cheerleader through and through." Annabelle
*Walks away* "Kay." Magenta

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I would like to Enroll at Dogsorts!


Name of Pet
Frost
Pet's Gender
Female
Personality
Shy but kind, tends to try and please everyone
Pet's Pet (Optional)
The birds around her, they don't have names
Pet's Group
Cheerleaders?
Special Abilities
Snow and ice are under her control
How did He/She meet with December?
You choose
Crush
You choose
Other
I was born in December... O.o
hairypawter?

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xXxxXxxXxxXx Heya Croc! (I didn't say Hiya because thats what ninjas say and I'm not a ninja.. Or am I? dun dun dun)

xXxxXxxXxxXx Aaanyway so how is life being a crocodile? I bet its great because I pasted a moving image of a realistic crocodile on you so that people will run away screaming when they see me. Stalker proof, right? Mwuhahaha. Oh.. where was I?
xXxxXxxXxxXx So someone called me a ninja and it was kind of scary and I don't know. I'm done with life.

*dies and regenerates*

xXxxXxxXxxXx Okay I'm back. Anyway so about the ninja conversation...

"O.m.g. like look at your scales and little spines! You're adorable!" December
"Oh." *blushes* "Thanks. My name is Frost." Frost
"No problemo. My name is-" December
"You are a ninja." ??
"Are you okay?" Frost
"Did you hear someone call me a ninja?" December
"Um.. You might've said that. Yeah." Frost
"Not me!" *facepaw* "Someone else!" December
"I thought I heard something, maybe.." Frost

xXxxXxxXxxXx I don't know, Crocodile. I mean she obviously didn't want to see me upset, so she lied and said she heard something, but I swear, someone said something to me and it wasn't Frost. Or me. Holy Glob Crocodile.
xXxxXxxXxxXx There is someone watching me from my window.. I don't know if it is a female or a male.. I think I'm being stalked.. Gotta go Crocodile.

[Polar Kitten]

I would like to Enroll at Dogsorts!

Picture of Pet:

Name of Pet: Nora
Pet's Gender: Female
Personality: Mostly cheerful, sometimes nerdy. She freaks out over little things (a missing pencil or homework assignment) instead of big things (five projects due tomorrow). She's open to her friends, but shy to many others.
Pet's Pet (Optional): none
Pet's Group: nerds
Special Abilities: she can tell what animals are thinking, but can't communicate with them.
How did He/She meet with December?: In science class? Her favorite subject is science.
Crush: none, but you can give her one if you'd like!
Other: cool story so far!
hairypawter? <- I haven't read the books or watched most of the movies, but I know a little about it. :P

[Sciencin']

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xXxxXx Sup Croc. (<-- that was my gangsta voice writing)
xXxxXxxXxxXx So um.. Yeah. I met these two new girls today. They seem nice okay, but they aren't cheerleaders, preps, or populars, so I won't be able to hang out of them. I also had my first science class.. Erm, I'll give the teacher a really hard color to read because his fashion is so terrible that its hard to look at him.

"Alright class my name is Professor McSnowgull. Call me Professor Snow. This class is science as you already know.." Professor Snow *continues on with speech.*
Pretty soon I zone out and he says..
"Light brown and white dog sitting in the back." Professor Snow
"Huh- what?" December
"What is a large wave caused by the funneling of a flood tide as it enters a long, narrow, shallow inlet?" Professor Snow
Someone whispered to me.. Was it?
"A tidal bore.." ?
Well, might as well.. "A tidal bore?" December
"Correct..." Professor Snow.



Turning, I saw a nerd sitting next to me. She seems to had been the one who spoke. "Thanks." December
"No problem. My name is Nora." Nora
"I'm December. Can you do my homework for me?" December
"Heh, no problem! I finished mine already." Nora
"Thanks." December

five minutes later

"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG" Nora
"Is there a problem, Ms. Nora?" Professor Snow
*starts hypervinalating* I lost my precious pen!" Nora
*snickers, hiding pen* Annabelle
"I'll bet you'll find it later, Nora. Now.." Professor Snow
*bell rings*

I rushed out of the room, as quick as I could waddle as I held my textbooks.

*rams into random person on accident* December
"Hey WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING, MISSY!" ?
*books fly everywhere* Sor-ry.. Could *cough cough* say the same for *cough* you."
"Just.. Watch it." *small smile* ?
"I will. My name is December.." December
"I'm Akyra Andraste Faladon. Nice to--" Akyra
"Hey loser, go talk to someone in your own group. Lets go December." Annabelle
"Oh, okay.. Bye Akyra." December

xXxxXxxXxxXx I walked away and after that the day has been normal. I wonder where my stalker went....

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xXxxXx Shh, be quiet Crocodile.
xXxxXxxXxxXx Whaaaaat!? You are asking me to be quiet? Even though Crocodiles can't think humanely, you have a point... Anyway, I'm supposed to be home alone, but someone decided to join the potato chip party. Meh .-. I don't know why I'm scared. Oh godsh, the pawsteps stopped at my door... I'm so scurred scared.

Give me feedback guys :3 I know this is not
the best diary, but I like knowing that there are
people who are actually reading this and enjoying
it through and through.

I'm stuck.. Should the 'someone' be:

1) Her parents
2) Her 'siblings' pranking her
3) An animal
4) An evil dog
5) Other

[Polar Kitten]

Her sibblings pranking her! I can't wait to see how this turns out. :3