THIS ISN'T A DIARY, IT'S A LAMP!

[winter wolf.]

Hi diary! No, that doesn't sound right.. How about journal? Or Website? I know! How about Lamp? Okay, let me start over. Dear Lamp, hi. I'm Zoey Pawlington. I live in the city of Barkcago. I go to Barkmore High School. Here's my stupid, crazy family:


That's my mom, Dreamcatcher Pawlington. She's the "cool mom" around here. She got me this lamp to write my "feelings", but I just got it to say stuff


My younger sister, Whisp. She's really quiet and shy, and ONLY talks to me. Talk about a good big sister


And my big brother, Flame. He's the jock. Flame's a showoff, and might I add, big baby.


Well, that's my family. I have no dad because he died two years ago. I don't like talking about it.... Anywho, my quirks! I'm the only one in the family that has fuzzy-fuzzy fur. Every night, my family sleeps on ME because I'm so soft. My first day at Barkmore was a bust. There's the usual cliques. Emos, Nerds, Jocks, Populars, and Assistant Populars. Assistant Populars are dogs who go everything for the populars. Note: they had to be a nerd before, to go their homework. And the group I'm in, Outcasts. There's this girl, Emma, who's the queen bee. She's the sorter, and the ex-girlfriend of all the Jocks. Here's what she looks like:

Talk about snotty. Anyways, here's the convo:

Emma: Name, interests.
Me: Zoey Pawl-
Emma: OUTCASTS!
Me: What?!
Emma: Your fashion sense is horrible, and your too perky.
Me: *groans and walks to Outcasts aisle*

Then, I met my new best friend. Her name is Jinx. She's sweet, but she kinda is too much historical and deep. I could show you a picture, but I ran out of tape! Well, Mom's calling me for dinner, so bye Lamp!

Do you wanna be in the Lamp with Zoey? Fill out the form below!

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[winter wolf.]

Hey Lamp. I got tape, yay! Here's a picture of Jinx:

So here's the convo of how we met:

Me: Hi person!
???: We are not people, for who we are, are dogs. Why do dogs call other dogs people? The universe is expanding, young pup. Only our destiny holds the mysteries of who we are.
Me: What's your name?
Jinx: I am Jinx, Jinx Howlendale. Who in the world might you be?
Me: Zoey Pawlington, nice to meet you.
Jinx: Hello Zoey Pawlington. I was put in the Outcasts group. Is this it?
Me: Yup
Jinx: Can we be friends? My mother says I'm too caught up in the universe to make any.
Me: Sure!

So yeah. Emma is bossing people around, as usual, and nothing is going on. WE'RE ALL MAD HERE. Anywho, I found out about this thing called PawTube. It's where animals post videos and they get views. I really like this one dog called BarkDiePie. He's really funny. Anyways, this is it! I have guitar practice today, so I'll see you later, lamp. Bye!

[winter wolf.]

OMGOSH OMGOSH OMGOSH.
LAMP GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
JUST GUESS.
NO GUESS!
Oh right. I forget your a book of pages I have to write in, not a therypist.
Nevermind, I have no life.
BUT EMMA IS DATING MY CRUSH!!!!!!
THAT LITTLE DOG-STEALER!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;-;

Okay, so I was eating lunch and talking to Jinx and a possible new friend, when this happened:

Emma: LISTEN UP, YOU DWEEBS! DAVID IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND, AND IF YOU TOUCH HIM, YOUR KILLED!
Lunchroom: *shuffles backwards*
Me: *cries in corner*

My mom said that it's natural, but she's a mom. I mean, come on. Flame said he has some guy friends, but I told him I'M YOUNGER THAT HIM. Whisp, well Whisp said nothing. And there's a new kid, a nerd, named Corn Calico. She's the know-it-all. here's the first time I heard her talk:

Teacher (he's stupid so he gets no color): Today, we will be working on-
Corn: y=x2+1.
Teacher: O.O
Me: *jaw drops out of socket*
Jinx: *growls* I'm the mathematical one around here!
Kids: *groan
Teacher; Cl-class dismissed 0.0

And that was HISTORY class, not ALGEBRA. I wanted to scream at Corn. Jinx was super mad, and the whole grade of seniours failed their SATs because Corn gave them the WRONG ANSWERS. She said that they needed to learn to do their own work, and the whole grade listened to her. Emma was thinking of recruiting her as an Assistant Popular. Corn is what we REALLY need right now. I was being sarcastic. Anyways, bye lamp!

[Snowflakette]

Am I allowed to mark? If so, then mark :3
Oh, and I think this is great so far! <3

[winter wolf.]

Thank you!
I love Leah's blueberry aswell.
I'm new at this, so my pots are short and I'm a newb.
Thank you again!
Making the next entry now o.o

[winter wolf.]

Dear piece of furniture that you use for light,
TODAY WAS THE WORST DAY EVER.
Let me explain why:
While I woke up, I was late. As in an hour late. I rushed downstairs to get on my clothes, but Mom didn't tell me that COFFEE SPILLED at the bottom. I ended up slipping in it and getting coffee smells and stains in my fluffy fur. Do you know how long it takes at take a shower with my fluffy fur!? A HALF AN HOUR THAT"S WHAT. I walked to school, and it was second period. Woopie. Jinx told me she was looking for me and Emma said she thought I died of cancer. Wow. I wanted to cry because first period I have Mrs. Hyde, the school science teacher. She's the strictest teacher in the school. Also, that new kid I was telling you about, he's in my science class and he said Mrs. Hyde said I have detention. Now I'm at lunch. Emma's glaring daggers at me, the new kid, Hex, is talking to me, and Jinx is talking to Lexi, a new girl. Next I have gym, yay. By the way, I'm a junior. I know, I know, juniors don't waste their lives writing in a stupid diary lamp, but people will know if I died or not

Now Jinx is looking.
Jinx: I'm your Best Friend. Aren't I allowed to?
Me: Ugh, fine.

So yeah. I'm kinda busy now, so bye lamp!

[Snowflakette]

Pet name: Cecille
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
Pet Personality: Flirty, athletic (especially good at volleyball), nice to Populars, likes to hang out with other Populars, and enjoys being a Popular. She's not that mean kind like Emma, but a good, yet Popular kind. It's hard to explain.
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Populars, and can she be besties with Emma?
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[winter wolf.]

accepted!)

Sup lamp.
A new student came today.
Woopie.
Her name is Cecille.
Great.
Why am I talking like this?
SHES A FLIPPIN POPULAR.
FOR TWILIGHTS SAKE.
But she's really nice.
Here's her picture:
Here's our first meet:

Emma: Name, interests.
Cecille: I'm Cecille, and I like boys and helping.
Emma: Hmmm, populars.
Cecille: *walks to me* Hi! I'm Cecille and I-
Me: I heard you, and we'll be great friends!
Cecille: Yay!

Soo she gave me her Barkmore chat username, and this is the chat:

Cecebell has joined the chat
Cecebell: Hey, Zoey?
Zozostar has joined the chat
Zozostar: Hi Cecille!
Cecebell: How are you?
Zozostar: Fine, you?
Cecebell: Good.
Zozostar: See you at school?
Cecebell: Yeah, bye.
Cecebell has left the chat
Zozostar has left the chat

So yeah, bye lamp!

[The Silver Nekogami]

Pet name:Willow Dream
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
Pet Personality:Willow is often off in her own world. She sees things from an odd perspective and you can rarely get a straight answer out of her. As her last name implies, she's a dreamer and normally speaks in riddle.
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Outcast
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Pet name:Nightmare Angel
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
Pet Personality:Nightmare is darker than most people and only sees the things wrong in life. He has a negative outlook on everything, even a puppy.
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Emo
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Pet name: Raven Young
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
Pet Personality: Raven is sweet, but a bit full of herself. She's charming but far from down to earth. She can be a little rude too, just depends.
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Surprisingly, popular
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Pet name: Lilac Star
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
Pet Personality:She's bright and peppy and always happy to help. She enjoys figuring things out and even doing others homework. She adores helping people too.
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Nerds
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Pet name:Daren Star
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
Pet Personality: He's a sporty, proud and loyal. He's clever and is a little firey
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Jock
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[MarkFangirl]

Pet name: Clover Pawlier
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
Pet Personality: Clover had split personalities The personality you probably like: Flirty, shy, always sweet and loyal, Brave towards bullies and such aannndd The one you don't like: cold and harsh towards others.
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Can emma say she is popular, but Clover wants to be in the outcasts??
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Pet name: Mikayla Brown
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
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Pet Personality:Nerdy, helps out a little too much, too perky
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Assist pop. (She will forever remain a nerd)
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Pet name: Nick Caviler
Pet picture (has to be cs image):
Pet Personality: Very clever and witty. Loyal to beliefs, a rebellious prankster
Group (emos, nerds, jocks, populars, assistant popular, or outcast): Jock
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