Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

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Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby Roonil Wazlib » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:07 pm

Author's Note: I decided to write Pidge's story because I was tired of cliched stories describing High School life. Some of these stories involve the 'popular' clique vs. the 'nerds' or something like that, and my high school experience is nothing like that! So, I'm attempting to write something a little closer to the high school I know. Thanks for checking it out!


Dear Diary,
I apologize for this less than stellar first entry and my cramped messy handwriting but I'm sitting in (the dreaded) advanced math class, trying to hide you under a desk. I'm not really sure how to start one of these things. Ummm....I'll start with the basics then. I'm Pidge Parson. Sorry for the unfortunate name, my parents were assigned the oh-so-interesting names John and Mary so I guess that didn't want to condemn their children to the same fate. I only have two older sisters who are graduated, Persephone and Athena (My parents were really into Greek mythology). I'm grateful my name is short and sweet. Persephone couldn't spell her name until the second grade. So, I'm in 11th grade and I'm tall with dark skin and a thin face. My hair is long and bouncy and a pain to take care of. I'm sorry diary, I'm not that great at describing myself.
Soo, you'll be wanting to know my friends next. My best friend since 4th grade is Louisa. She's my closest friend I guess, but I don't exactly tell her everything. Then, I have a few other friends: Avis, a complete sweetheart, Eliza, a sort of grumpy singer, and Cecile, who is also a singer but is slightly more cheerful. I mostly hang out with those four, though I have some acquaintances. Even though she's my closest friend, I don't actually see Louisa often because we don't have any classes together. I see Eliza most, but she kind of gets on my nerves. Wait, why did I cross that out? This is private! No one will read it! Ha ha! I can write anything in here! Unless Eliza aggressively takes it from me and forcefully reads it... which actually has happened before, but it was an answer key to a test and- wait I need to focus. I'll continue with the routine description of me so you can understand Who I Am and My Life's Goals.
Okay, some things I like. I like math, musicals (I was dragged into that obsession by Louisa but I don't regret it one bit) and sleeping. Wow, I know, I'm SOOOO interesting. It's likely even if Eliza found this she'd die of boredom before she read the part about her. Oh, Avis is looking at me. I'll use my Recording Skills and record the conversation.
Me: What?
Avis: (simply stares behind me with a scared expression on her face)
Me: Don't tell me...
I turned around and The Bird was standing...no, looming over me. Darn it. I'll have to learn some Super Sneaky Skills if I wish to write in her class anymore.
The Bird: Miss Parson, what is the simplified version of the square root of negative seven i? And give me that book, it seems to have become a distraction in your learning. (Snaps fingers when she judges my reaction time not quick enough for her Super Busy Schedule)
So 'til tomorrow Diary.
-Pidge Parson
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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby Roonil Wazlib » Thu May 01, 2014 7:57 am

Dear Diary,
Well, The Bird didn't take you at least. That's probably the only good thing that happened yesterday. Well, at least today is better. I have lunch with Jason, Xavier, Marci and Eric today, so I won't eat lunch alone (I have a different lunch every other day). Today was really amusing- we were discussing Shakespearean Insults. I'm usually the last one to sit down, because I get school lunch, and by the time I got there, they were in the middle of a discussion. Jason was reciting something from Richard III (He's very theatrical but he prefers to be behind the scenes in actual productions)- or, I think it was from Richard III. I'm not that great at remembering quotes. "Out of my sight! thou dost infect my eyes." I sat down. "What?" I said.
He grinned manically "It's from Richard III" Hey, I actually got that right! "There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune!" I said dramatically.
"Of course, Henry IV." Xavier's voice came from behind me as he plopped down across from me. I grinned. "Yep! It's the only thing I remember from it when we read it last year." I said, flushing a bit.
"It's a good thing to remember." he agreed solemnly. Suddenly, a burst of laughter came from the table next to us- Leighton's table. I glanced over at them in disgust. Marci was looking over too. "I would challenge them to a battle of wits, but I see they are unarmed."
Eric lost it then. He started giggling, but soon he was rocking back and forth, unable to contain himself. His laugh was infectious, sort of giggly but at the same time completely crazy. We were all laughing too, more at his absurd laugh than anything else. Marci pounded him on the back. "Come on, don't choke to death!" He stopped, but tears were still forming in his eyes. There was more, but I guess that was the most interesting part. Most of that group are acquaintances. I mean, I know them, but I don't know them super-well. Except for Eric and Jason, I guess. I've known them for three or four years- we were part of the same group of friends in middle school. We weren't super close then, but close enough that I still talk to them and stuff. Okay, enough reminiscing! Ugh, Thena (My sister) is home for the week with her ANNOYING husband Mark. He's an artist and all he does is talk about this Super Important art gallery coming up or how he has to work alll the tiimmmee, even though I've only ever seen one thing he's done. It was some sculpture of a foot, and a bad one at that. Ah well. See ya,
-Pidge Parson
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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby Roonil Wazlib » Thu May 01, 2014 8:04 am

Dear Diary,
I'm sorry if I rip you with my excessive pen pressure. Blame it on Lily, my ex friend. Well, I don't know if she was ever my friend at all. I didn't see it at the time, but she treated me like crap. I'm actually quite sure she only put up with me because she wanted to be friends with Louisa, my best friend.
FLASHBACK!
5th grade:
Lily is planning her birthday party. She's sitting on a bench at recess with Marge, a mutual friend. I don't think Lily knew I was behind her, or else she wouldn't have said what she said. Actually, I'm not sure. She never really shied away from telling the Brutal Truth. Marge is reviewing the guest list at top speed. In her perky voice, it's kind of hard to tell what she was saying, but since I was well-versed in Marge language, I could understand her perfectly. "Well, you didn't want Patty because she picks her nose, Lyd because you say she's obnoxious, and Sophie because she's such a know-it-all. Do you want to invite Tina?"
"Of course! She gives the best presents." She always had her priorities straight, that Lily.
"How about Louisa?"
"Ugh, no because she and Pidge are sucj a packaged deal." And this was when we were friends. I was already insecure because Louisa's practically a genius at everything and Lily had to to rub it in that I was inferior to Louisa.
6th grade:
"Pidge, you need a hairstyle. What is that mop of hair saying about you? It's saying 'I don't care'. I mean, we all know you don't care but you don't have to shout it."
8th grade:
"I don't think you should try out for the play, Pidge. I mean, you don't look that part. And you can't sing. Oh yeah, and you're not that great at acting, even though you like to think you are. I'm just looking out for you! I don't want you to get hurt."
Yeah, you get the picture. Anyways, today I ran into her in the hallway- literally. "Eaugh!" When she saw me, she turned away and flounced down the hall without a word. I hate how she acts like we weren't friends and it's a sin to be associated with me. I know I'm not the best person in the world, but I'm not that bad.
-Pidge Parson
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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby Roonil Wazlib » Thu May 01, 2014 1:59 pm

Bump :3 Any critique is appreciated!
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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby fable; » Thu May 01, 2014 2:36 pm

i really like this, I truly don't have any suggestions. more a question. is marci a girl?
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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby Roonil Wazlib » Thu May 01, 2014 2:45 pm

@AJEarthsquared
Thank you! And yep, Marci is a girl :3
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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby Roonil Wazlib » Fri May 02, 2014 1:13 pm

Dear Diary,
Tonight I chatted online with Marge a little. We're still friends, but she moved a few states away. I talk to her almost every night, though sometimes she has Chess Club and doesn't get back until late.
MargieCake: Hey! How r u?
PidgeonGirl: Terrible. Ran into the she-devil today...
MargieCake: Ew, Lily. Do tell.
PidgeonGirl: Oh well I just ran into her in the hallway...literally.
MargieCake: O_o her reaction?
PidgeonGirl: Just to make a disgusted noise and pretend i don't exist. much the same, really.
MargieCake: she's still keeping up that act? wow.
PigeonGirl: ikr? whatever i don't care.
MargieCake: uh-huh...anyways, i got another date 2nite. Pink nail polish or red?
PigeonGirl: Pink, of course. it's prettier :) who's the lucky guy?
MargieCake: oh, only the guy i've been crushing on for the past YEAR. diego!!
PigeonGirl: YOU GOT HIM?? :D how long have you been hiding it from me?
MargieCake: he only asked me last class of the day. the more important question: do u like anyone ;)
PigeonGirl: no, not really. not right now, anyways.
MargieCake: Pidge! Don't hide it from me! you can't not like anyone
MargieCake: Pidge, tell me!
MargieCake: ANSWER ME!
MargieCake: is it xavier? preston? mark? LEIGHTON? i know you like someone!
MargieCake: you wouldn't avoid the question if you REALLY didn't
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Unfortunately, a lot of our convos recently have ended like this. It's not that I do like someone, it's just that I'm annoyed by her constant pestering. She just can't seem to accept the fact that I'm happy single. At least she didn't offer to have one of her new friends got on a date with me- that has happened before. I was forced to stand him up because I'm clearly too awkward of a person to go on a date, and besides I'm perfectly fine this way. Well. Nothing interesting happened at school today, so nothing to report about that.
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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby Roonil Wazlib » Sat May 03, 2014 3:39 am

Dear Diary,
Well, I'm dead. My friends convinced me to sign up for the school musical and now I have to SING and ACT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. As if I don't look ridiculous enough just existing, I have to go and sign up for a play and I will probably have to be a flying monkey or something completely embarrassing. This morning, Eliza and Cecile told me that the school was having tryouts for the Wizard of Oz. We usually hang out before class in the cafe.
Eliza and Cecile plopped down into the seats on either side of me, continuing a conversation. "It's totally lame, I mean the Wizard of Oz? So overdone." Eliza was saying rather grumpily (as per usual).
Cecile turned to me. "What do you think, Pidge?"
"About what? The Wizard of Oz? Well, I really-" Eliza cut me off.
"No, idiot, what do you think of the school putting it on?"
"I don't know, I don't really act." I said.
"Well, I was going to do the musical, but I guess now I'm not. I don't want to waste my time in such a boring musical." Eliza huffed, blowing her bangs out of her face.
Cecile rolled her eyes. "So dramatic. Avis and Louisa are trying out."
Next class I had with Louisa, Eric and Xavier. "Are you doing the Wizard of Oz?" I asked Louisa as soon as Ms. Leopold let us work on our projects.
"Of course! Eric and Xavier are too." Louisa said while coloring in Italy. Xavier looked up from Russia.
"I'm doing backstage, though. I don't want to force my singing voice upon the audience." He laughed. I privately agreed with him.
Eric looked over. "Are you trying out Pidge?"
I pretended to look stunned. "Me? Act? Ha, that'd be a disaster."
"Aw, Pidge, you're great at acting!" This time I didn't have to pretend to look stunned.
"Oh, not really." I mumbled.
"Really, you are!" Louisa chirped in. "You should do it!" I felt my cheeks grow hot. "Oh, no, I couldn't..." I was becoming less convinced of my incompetence by the second.
"It would be so fun if you did! We could practice together and have a party and everything!" said Eric enthusiastically. That actually sounded nice.
"Um...I guess so. When are auditions?" That's what condemned me. I have to now, because I'm sure they'll hold me to my word. So, I've got one week to learn a monologue and convince the school I'd make a good actor. Great. I will never forgive Louisa and Eric.
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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby MTT-Brand Cute Juice » Sat May 03, 2014 1:46 pm

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Re: Pidge Parson's Slightly Dramatic Existence

Postby Guest » Sat May 03, 2014 10:20 pm

*marks* This is really good, I've never read anything like it!
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