Dear Diary, my life SUCKS

[-Rin Kagamine]

Zero: I HATE THIS DIARY, WHY DID MY PARENTS EVEN GET IT?!?!
I don't really care, I guess I'll use since I have it anyways. -DERP face-
Oh! I forgot to mention. I'm Zero Kai and my parents got me this dumb diary to write in. I mean WHO KEEPS DIARYS?!?! Anyways my younger sister is whining her head off and my mom is yelling me to calm her down so Peace OUT!

[-Rin Kagamine]

Ok guys so this is my family



This is my older sister, Summer. She hates getting out of her bed and is always playing her video games. I go in her room sometimes and join her on multiplayer games.


This is my younger sister Rin. She whines a lot but is really nice and loves baking with me.


This is my younger brother Leo. He's ALWAYS hyper and since my older sister is always in her room all day we play games on our Wii.


This is my best friend, Leafa. We've been best friends since 4th grade and are really close, even though we don't have any classes together.


And this is me!

Once I'm done drawing their group pic I'll post it! Until then I'll use these dogs

[-Rin Kagamine]

I was on chat with Leafa last night and this is how it went

LeafaLuvzTacos has Joined Chat!
Zeroisawesome has Joined Chat!

Zeroisawesome: hay
LeafaLuvzTacos: sup dood
Zeroisawesome: the sky, duh.
LeafaLuvzTacos: XD
Zeroisawesome: XD
LeafaLuvzTacos: SO! I'm watching myself die of boredom. How's your day been going?
Zeroisawesome: well my sister threw a few books at me to get me out her her room.
LeafaLuvzTacos: HA! Sucks to be you.
Zeroisawesome: says the girl who's APPARENTLY dying of boredom
LeafaLuvzTacos: ...
Zeroisawesome: ....
LeafaLuvzTacos: .....
Zeroisawesome: ......
LeafaLuvzTacos: .......
Zeroisawesome: ........
LeafaLuvzTacos: .........
Zeroisawesome: ..........
LeafaLuvzTacos: ...........
Zeroisawesome: are we having a contest to see who can put down the most periods? Cause I can beat you at that, watch ...............................................................................................
The dots went on for a LONG time
LeafaLuvzTacos: XD
Zeroisawesome: IZ not done yet
I put down so many the chat room lagged and I kinda broke the room....
I had to make a new one...

[-Rin Kagamine]

So after I got the room fixed my mom got me this DUMB diary. After awhile I though I might as well use it. On the front of the diary I wrote in permanent marker 'Dear Diary, My Life SUCKS' and now I'm using it.




So when school was finished today I met up with Leafa, like I always do.
Me: hey Leafa!
Leafa: WATUP!
Me: *sighs* didn't I already tell what is up?
Leafa: -facepalm-
After a long talk about what 'sup', 'wassup', and 'watup' mean we saw a bunch of students crowding a few posters
Me: What's going on over there?
Leafa: oh, they're just signing up for clubs and stuff
Me: race ya
Leafa: you're on. 3-
I ran while she was saying the numbers :3
Leafa: hey!
Me: hm?
I had a sucker in my mouth at the time.
Leafa: Why'd you leave me back there?
Me: you said it was a race.
Leafa: ...
Me: GEEZ YOURE SLOW, I already signed up for most of the sports clubs
Leafa: am I really that slow? T_T
Me: -thinks- *should I be a good friend and say 'no, I was joking!' Or should I be a mean friend and say 'yep you're really that slow.'
Leafa: *looks at her somewhat confused*
Me: -puts hand on Leafa's shoulder- yep dude, you're really that slow
Leafa: why're you so mean? T_T
Me: Yolo
Leafa signed up for a few clubs and that's how the rest of the day went.

[-Rin Kagamine]

Ok guys so I know some of you are reading this,and I need your help.
Since I just gave away most of my pets and don't have many items left I need some of you to make characters that I can add!
This IS optional but if you want your pet to be put in, go ahead and fill out the forum below!

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[-Rin Kagamine]

So ever since kindergarten this 'pretty princess' girl has been in the same class as me. She tries to make my life MISERABLE! Anyways when I was grabbing my books for my next class SHE showed up in her little sassy way.



Rina: Hey Craterface!
Me: what do you want Rina?
Rina: OBVIOUSLY to make your life horrible
Me: is that all you came for?
Rine: no, I wanted to show you this! -shows video with 100,000,000 hits-
Me: -sighs- Rina, you know that happened 2 years ago, right?
Rin: So? It's always fun to watch something of yours that's embarrassing
Me: is this the reason you call me Craterface?
Rina: what other reason?
Me: well since you call me Craterface I'll call you a clown. You put on too much makeup
Rina: WHAT??? I DO NOT! Even if I do I still look prettier than you!



Leafa walks over
Me: -whispers to Leafa- record this
Leaf: *nods and starts recording*
Me: hey Rina can you explain to me what you use to make your hair.....pretty?
Rina: well I guess if I have to i will.
Rina explains while I put honey, glue, and my brother's dirty socks in her hair
When I was done if stood beside Leafa.
Rina: and that's what I use in my hair!
Leafa: *trying not to laugh*
Me: thanks Rina -trying not to laugh as well-
We went to our class and after school this happened.
I was simply getting my backpack and getting ready to Leave.
Me: Leafa record!
Rina: -screams and runs over to me- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR
Leafa: -recording-
Me: what're you talking about?
Rina: YOU RUINED MY HAIR!!!
Me: Rina..... It looks WAY better that way
Rina: WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!?!
Me: -points at camera-
Leafa: -waves- hai
Me: yolo
Rina: YOURE THE WORST PERSON IVE EVER MET!!!!
Me: says the girl who's crying because I messed up her hair
OHHHHH BURN!
Rina: says the girl who's experiment exploded in her FACE! EVERYONE START CALLING ZERO CRATERFACE!!
Well it's official, my life is ruined
Rina: -smiles as if she won-
Me: whatever, I'm leaving.
Leafa: -stops recording and follows-
We edited the video so it wouldn't show the part where it said to call me Craterface and everything after that. The video got a lot of hits the next day and well, that's it. PEACE OUT!

[-Rin Kagamine]

Is anyone reading this?))

[-Rin Kagamine]

Do you guys want me to add anything??))

[-Rin Kagamine]

Anyways back to the story!

So today during gym I was running laps while the other students got to txt on their phones because Rina was in charge.



Me: -stops running and takes out phone- AHAHAHA -XD face- RINA IS THIS REALLY YOU?!?!
Everyone thought Rina and I were 'best' friends and that we-NO
Rina: -looks over to me-NO THATS NOT ME! -takes phone-
Me: -grabs phone- I don't think this belongs to you
Rina: well I'm in charge so give it!
Me: not happening
Rina: I can report you
Me: for what? Not giving you something that's mine?
Rina: -turns away and closes eyes- No, for not doing what I say
At this point everyone was watching and listening
Since I hated Rina I impersonated her while she was talking behind her back
I gave her bunny ears and did other fun stuff
Students: -trying not to laugh-
Rina: IS SOMETHING FUNNY?!?!
Students: -gets back to texting on their phones-
Me: Hey Rina I have a question
Rina: what is it?
Me: why is your mouth so big?
Rina: OH YOURE GETTI-
Mr. Lee: STUDENTS GIVE ME 50 LAPS, NOW!
I was easily the first one to finish while Rina was the last.

So there's this REALLY cute boy named Night and every girl wants him. Even I do but the main problem is the fact that Rina wants him too.

So I was walking in the halls and Rina comes up to me.

Rina: hey Craterface! I NEED YOU!
Me: what do you want Rina?
Rina: I know you want Night, but you need to BACK OFF!!
Me: why
Rina: isn't it obvious? He likes me and I like him. We're perfect for each other <3
Me: Who ever said he liked you?
Rina: I did and I know it's the truth
Me: if its SOOOO true then go ask him right now.
Rina: with pleasure!



Rina: hey hot stuff!
Night: are you talking to me?
Rina: who else would I be talking to? Anyways I was wondering if you wanted to go to dinner with me some time.
Night: sure why not.
And I was like WHHHHHHHAAAAT?!?!
WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANNA GO OUT WITH RINA?!?! SHES A JERK!
Rina: ok, see ya later!
I was extremely ticked off
Rina: from this point on you must listen to me Zero, or I will show Night the embarrassing video.
Me: ...
And now my life is even WORSE.

[.adventure.]

Im reading this :3