This is not a diary... It's a Piña Colada!

[DogLife.]

Dear Lean and San -- I understand that you were forced to make out but San...
you don't lick the girls nose...
that's not how you make out--
XD I'm sorry. It's better that they didn't ACTUALLY make out.

Fab, you are fab! So right. San, keep your tough where it's wanted

[hamgehamge]

Hello?
My name's Jeremy. I'm the wolf in the front, behind me is my boyfriend, Mike.
If you don't like that so of thing, I'm sorry.
But chances are I'm incredibly stupid for talking to a diary... Or a Pina Colada, as it is titled.
Let me fill you in so far:

We already knew about Vincent. He was a friend of ours, before the incident...
Never mind about that.
Then we saw the Vinley reports on the local news, followed by Phone Guy almost being blown to pieces, a report of a dog called Shane in a coma and a extremely distressed dog called Jayfeather. She was weeping over the sleeping guy, and I'm pretty sure she flooded the room with her tears.
Next thing we know, the PUPPET IS A DOG AND COMES IN SCREAMING FOR HELP.
Mindcrack or what?
The craziest thing was that Phone Guy turned round and started to cry. It turns out that the Puppet, or Shaun as I'm told his real name is, was his best friend before the first incident...

So now, for reasons I cannot tell you, me and Mike are now being teamed up with a girl called Lean to help get Vincent's spirit out of his body, with a Kinetic Punch.

Yep thats right. We are going to do a very prototype move which has a 3% chance of working on the most dangerous person in the world.
Absolute genius.

Jeremy... Are you writing in a diary?

It's not a diary. It is a Pina Colada. It clearly says so on the front. See?

Oh yeaaah. Look at my lil' Jerebear, being all detective!

*Blushes and scowls* Mike! This is serious! Vincent has possessed someone and is destroying the city as we speak! You think this is a time for cutesy nicknames!?

I guess not...

Damn right.

~*Magical Time Skip Of Time Skipness*~

It's finally over. I'm back. From that hallucination.
Don't act so surprised! Lean is physic at the end of the day!
But how, you may ask, did entries get recorded in the Pina Colada?
Well, the last bit did happen, except, it was just me doing it.
Nonoonn, not destroying the city, but destroying Vincent. He was real, created and diverged from Lean's freaky-deaky powers.
She hadn't quite anticipated how strong a sociopath's will is. Meh. Maybe he could be a green lantern.
It's Ashley, just incase you hadn't figured out.
We also have Vincent's soul trapped in a jar.
Oh, and another piece of news... One I think you'll like...

ALL THE FNAF GOOD CHARACTERS ARE REAL NOW OH MY DOG!

They are free from Vincent, he hadn't anticipated that his will breaking the fourth wall, would also bring the others through!!!!
Except, there's one drawback...
They don't remember who they are. They are still in relationships with each other, Shaun {The Puppet} and Scott {Phone Guy} and obvs Mike and Jeremy!

Yo, Pina Colada, incase your wondering, everyone is around 15, 16, 17 years from that group. they aged slowly while trapped in those suits, so everythings cool, now. They look the same, act that same and have the same personalities. Buuut, they don't remember who they are and where they're from. So we did the only thing we could think to do.

No. We didn't put them up for adoption, crazy fool!

We sent them to a boarding school, where they can create new identities for themselves...

In a dreamscape dimension created by Lean. Apparently her power knows no bounds. She better not turn evil anytime soon. We'd have a very impossible problem then...

Oh and I'm sure your wondering how they got Vincent's spirit out of my body in the hallucination. Well, I'ma gonna troll you and tell you another time.
When I actually remember myself.

And I'm sure you're dying to see Vincent's sprit, no?
Well, here ya go



Not that attractive, is he?

Well, here's something interesting, he's another form of the Astral Possessor fog!
A lesser being though, he can only posses for a few weeks before burning out he host's body.
Unfortunately for poor Marie {Fran}, she was possessed for Three Years!

Okay, now I've got to go. That simulation/hallucination took a lot out of me, so I'm gonna go eat double my body wait in apples.
Strange craving for them now...

Ashley
xxx


{A/N: Well, there it is! I'm planning something special and it will involve every single character used here! [If they're not dead...Or maybe as a ghost?!] Keep those eyes peeled for hints about what the next crossover might be about... But that won't be for some time! >:3}

[Neon-chan]

I am extremely confused.

[namjoon.]

YAY! That means Yuki! * cough cough sneeze *

[trickszy]

I am extremely confused.

Same.

[hamgehamge]

Hey everyone!
I would like your opinions on a drawing of Ashley I did.
It's linked here!
It's currently not finished, but I want to know what you think of it.
Thanks!

[derision]

Can we still make characters? :3
Also, the drawing of Ashley is really good- I could never draw like that ;3

[hamgehamge]

Authors Note: This isn't canon with the Pina Colada, as I noticed that a few people were a bit confused about what happened with the FNAF entries, so I thought, who better to explain it than Ashley herself!? Don't answer that please. Yes, I do have the same colour as Ashley's mum. Okay on with the show...
*Breaks through 4th wall with my head*
Ashley! - Me
Who are you?!?!? And what are you?!- Ashley
*Really long explanation with lots of dramatic gestures* - Me
That makes absolutely no sense. - Ashley
*Pulls Izzy out of thin air* DO YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?!?! - Me
Oooooooh. Yeah. - Ashley
*Puts Izzy back into thin air* Read these comments and explain to the readers what the heck went on! - Me
Why? - Ashley
*Whispers* Or I'm dead... - Me
Oke..? - Ashley
Good! Begin! *Shoves Ashley in front of TV cameras and gives microphone* - Me
Is this really necessary? - Ashley
...Yes... Now goooooo! - Me
Okaaay, here we goooooo!
Basically, anything beyond the whole Death of Vincent thing wasn't actually real. You see, Lean is kinda crazy powerful. She can assemble whole structures with her mind in seconds and disassemble them just as fast. See, she created a replica pizzeria to Freddy's and used her mind to create things to mimic sentient beings. Buuuut, unfortunately it turns out beings with unusually strong will power in coded or written about them can seemingly break through and become sentient, not just acting on orders/commands and become physically real. It would be fascinating if it didn't happen to someone so scary. And yes, it did turn out that he forced San and Lean to kiss. We're all cool though now... I think...
Well, afterwards, I got so made I kinda freaked out and... I don't want to say, but I ultimately hit Vincent so hard he landed in the suit and well, you know the rest... The only positive that came out of the experience is he managed to drag the rest of the FNAF crew through with him! They are all in a Dreamscape somewhere, one that Lean has created. They'll be fine. Just lacking memories about where they came from.
And I'm sure your curious as to how the events that didn't happen got written down, no? Welp, the spell that Lean cast to help save us as Vincent died, it let me physically reach out to you, along with the others and write. So, our subconscious thoughts surfaced and wrote. So there you have it. That's everything I know. Apart from how I ended up with Vincent's soul, I dunno about that. - Ashley
Plot filler. Alright it's time I left. *Erases Ashley's memory for the past 10 minutes and leaves, sealing the 4th wall behind* - Me
Huh, I feel likes 10 minutes of my life have just gone missing. Wait, why am I in front of cameras!?!? - Ashley

Another Authors Note: Well folks. There you have it. Sorry if it's a little lamer than you might've expected. And if you are still confuesed PM me, Ashley and I will be glad to reply! Okay, byeeeee!

[trickszy]

dREAMSCAPE YOU SAY

GRIFFIN IS FULL OF DREAMSCAPES

THEY'RE STUCK IN A SCAPE RIGHT NOW-

[hamgehamge]

@ arisa ❤️

I knew I'd heard it somewhere before! Do you want me to remove it?