DIARY?!? HELLLOO! IT'S A DALEK!!

[namjoon.]

Get ready guys. Some funny stuff before some feels in the next entry, which is the last one. I hope you enjoy...

Hngggggg

Being a guy is TOUGH.
My Instabark followers even thought I was HACKED. Can you imagine how hard it was to explain everything to them?!

Anyways, when I woke up this morning, I woke up to the strong whiff of farts and armpit. It was actually Fang's BO. And- Okay, I'll get with the actual story.

When Skyler and I were walking to the cafeteria, everybody was staring at us... Including teachers, the lunch lady, the janitor- Okay, when I mean't everybody, I MEANT EVERYBODY. We figured out why.

I've been tired lately, too, so this might not be as detailed. ;w;
Anyways, since CHARLEY told everyone, it honestly wasn't as normal as I thought it would be x3 Heh. So, we were getting some breakfast, we were walking to the tables, when SUDDENLY, a guy bumped into us. May I just that add it was on purpose? Rude.
And THAT was when she noticed us. Yes, that's right. The Queen of Brattiness- Snowy.
She told the rude guy to go away. Everybody stopped staring at us. So she then proceeded to tell us that she knew about everything. Yeah. Like, we know. Charley told everybody…

Anyways, she grabbed me by my arm and told me to sit down. She did a shoo-ing gesture to Skyler and told her to go sit with her own kind. Rude much? She’s a dog, like us. :T

Well, she then told me that I had to move to Jocks, since I was a guy, and not a girl. I’m fine with that, but I’m not that good at sports as the other guys. I mean, I guess I’m good at Football, but not much people play it here. By the way, they call Football “Soccer” here. What the heck is SOCCER!?

Uhm, enough with that. So, once we finished eating, we walked to our classes. Pretty normal. Nothing much to talk about. Probably going to be a very short entry. Meh. Who cares. Nobody’s going to read this, anyways... Right?... Eeeeeeeeee

AT LUNCH!

So, it’s lunch time now. I’m sitting with Snowy, her boyfriend and some other girls. Some of them have been flirting with me, actually. Yup. I’m staying away from them. I’m not going to be a guy forever (I think…), so I’ll stick to being single for now.

Since everybody’s still aware that we have come from an alternate dimension, they’ve been asking us A LOT of questions. I can’t even keep track!

Well, I’m walking away from the table now. Snowy’s asking me why…
There. I just told her I’m going to talk to Skyler about the portal. She told me it was fine, as long as I didn’t touch her. Yeah… No.

So I’m at Skyler’s table, and I’ve sat down. I’ll be writing down what we’re saying.

Me- Hi, Skyler.
Skyler- Hi…
Me- So… Do you have any ideas on how to get back?
Skyler- Not yet… I checked just before Lunch started, and the portal has closed. I think we’ll be here for a while.
Me- Really? But- But- But I don’t want to stay here! I want to be a girl! ;0;
Skyler- Yeah… Me too, but I guess we need to live with it.
Me- FINE. :TTTTTTTTT Well, I’m going back to Snowy’s table. She doesn’t want me touching you or anything like that… Bye!
Skyler- Bye, I guess…

Now I’m walking away. Okay. I’m at Snowy’s table now. Probably still won’t be much to talk about now. I’ll see you after school, Dalek. Wish us luck!

GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C.R

Second last entry for the Dalek... Will be posting the next one in a couple of hours or something. Say your farewells, guys. I'll be missing this. I'm sorry...

[Krenko]

I picked the third one (even though I love this, but I probably need to catch up oops). But I almost picked "i like potatoes"

[namjoon.]

Hey guys..! This is the last entry for the Dalek, and it's a long one! I've been procastinating a lot since 2016, so be prepared! Enjoy!

Hi Dalek!
It’s the next day, and I’ve gotten a lot of sleep, so I’m really energetic! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Well, I may have exaggerated that a bit...
WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNYYYWAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS
Waking up to Fang’s BO again is still VERY unpleasing.
So we’re going breakfast right now. Not much to talk about, but I’ll include stuff during it anyways :3
I think I’ll get some Rice Krispy Treats and some Doritos. Yeah. That sounds good. :3333
I’m sitting down with Skyler today. I just can’t handle Snowy.

Okay, so I’ve gotten my food and I’ve sat down. ^^ IT’S SO DELICIOUS!

Me- :Nomming down on B-fast:
Skyler- Hey, uhm... Clark... Do you want to check out the portal, later? It might just be open.
Me- Huh? Oh, yeah, sure! :Swallows food inside mouth and throws away the wrapper of the Rice Krispies:
Skyler- That’s great! Meet me in the guy’s toilet at lunch later?
Me- Okay! :Continues munching on Doritos and making a mess:
Skyler- Clark, could you maybe try not to make a mess? That’s about one step to being a proper guy... I think.
Me :Stops and cleans up everything:- Oops! Sorry! xD
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LATER DURING CLASSES!

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
PE! I’m actually expected to do GOOD because I’m a GUY!
And what’s even worse, is that we’re supposed to do AMERICAN FOOTBALL!
Normally, in the UK, we would do English Football. Something that I’m actually good at. And American Football is NOT something that I’m good at. :T
I’ll write in you later. Coach is mad. O.o

Okayyyyyy
It’s MATHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS now.
Substitute teacher for today! :DD
Actually, he’s pretty good. I mean, he’s kinda funny, I guess.
BUT NOTHING CAN BEAT MR. GREENHAM!
He’s the funniest :oooo
He legit says the funniest things. It’s kinda like we were still in Year 1 xD
I miss him.
Well, teacher is getting mad at me. I’ll write in you at Lunch!

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LATER AT LUNCH!

Okay, so I’m back!
I’m at the table right now with Skyler. He’s telling me to be quick with my burger.

Me- NO! I’m starving! DDDDD:
Skyler- Fine. You’ve got 5 minutes. We have to go to the room before anyone else sees us!
Me- :’’’’’

*Pieces of his burger fall onto the page as Clark gobbles it down*


I’M FINISHED NOW!

Me- I’m finished! :Spits all over him:
Skyler- Gross... Uhm, anyways, we need to get going.
Me- Kay!

So we’re running out of the classroom. Eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s so COLDDD.

Skyler- Where was it again?
Me- I dunno.
Skyler :Stops:- Hmm… :Grabs me by the hoodie so I don’t run: Let’s think…
Me :Almost chokes:- AGH!... Oh. Hmm…
Skyler- HMMMM
Me- AHah! I think it was near the toilet or something!
Skyler- Oh yEaHHhhhHH! :Runs:
Me- Oi! WAIT FOR MEH! :Tries to keep up with him:
Skyler- I THINK IT’S OVER THEREEE!
Me- You sure?
Skyler- POSITIVE! :DDD
Me- Well, okay, then.

Sooooooooooooooooooo… We’re running. It’s not too far away. Oh, and this totally doesn’t feel like an eternity.

Totally.

AHAH WE’RE THERE FINALLY! All we need to do is go inside the… BOYS toilet. I just want to be a girl again. ;;

Skyler- YES FINALLY
Me- YES! WE NEED TO CELEBRATE WITH DORITOS!
Skyler :Stares are me:- Clark, there’s no time for celebrating!
Me- Oh. Okay. Well then. :Heads into toilet:
Skyler- Hey! I was going to go in first! ):O
:Goes inside:

#clark4bestguy4ever2k16
^ is tru.

We stood in front of a stall.

Skyler- Wait a second... Wasn’t the portal somewhere- Oh wait. It closed over there. Why are we even here?
Me- Because the original portal closed and well, you said that we’d better check that hollow tile in the boys toilet.
Skyler- When did I say that?
Me- Over text.

Sorry I didn’t write that down, Dalek. ;;

Skyler- Oh yeah. I totally forgot about that xD
Me :Flies into stall:- C’MON! LET’S GO!
Skyler- SHHHHH! :Flies into stall:
Me- Oh. Sorry.
Skyler- It’s alright.

Anyways, we took down the tile and crawled into the smol space. Right after that, Skyler closed up the opening with the same tile.
We crawled some more until we saw a flashing light in the distance. Kinda like a flashlight, or some kind of broken TV. We crawled and crawled even more until we saw where it was coming from. We jumped from from the smol space, which appeared to actually be a vent.

And that leaves us here. It kind of looks like an office.

Skyler- IS THAT THE PORTAL - no wait, it's a painting..
Me- A painting?
Skyler- Yeah, a painting!
Me- A painting of what?
Skyler- I dunno. Kinda looks like a map. o3o
Me- OHOHOHH! I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH SHOWS TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS A MAP OF!
Skyler- What?
Me- IT’S PROBABLY A MAP OF THE SCHOOL!
Skyler- But... Why?
Me- I have no idea, but from the looks of this office, I don’t think it’s for a good reason.
Skyler- Whatd’dya mean?
Me- Err Skyler, a hidden vent in the boys toilets that leads to a hidden office with broken tv’s, a map of the school and a door? How is that nOT suspicious?!
Skyler-:shrugs: Meh… Wait- How did you notice there was a door?
Me- No time for talk! Let’s get outta here!
Buuuut then, we heard footsteps coming towards the door just next to the broken tv’s that were making static sounds, you know, like the ones you see in horror movies.
Skyler grabbed my hand and we flew back to inside the vent where we came in from.
Skyler- Shush yo’ butt!
We saw someone coming in through the door, and looking through some cabinets. They pulled out a file from the tallest one and headed off, locking the door from the inside so that nobody could come in.
Skyler and I flew out from the vent.
Me- What do you think he took?
Skyler- I don’t know… Let’s check.
I went up to the cabinet he took the file from and opened it.
Me- Huh… They look like records or something… Skyler! Come here!
Skyler- Yeah? What is i- Woah… Student records? Why are these here?
He picked a record that seemed to look like him when we were girls.
Skyler- Hmm… Wait.. NO WAY.
Me- What?
Skyler- These aren't just ordinary records- They have our weaknesses and everything! We need to get out of here before anyone finds us, ASAP.
Me- Well come on then!
I took his hand and flew us into the vent.
Me- Crawl as fast as you can!
We crawled and crawled, and once we got to the end, Skyler suddenly said something.
Skyler- I wonder what's going to happen after we leave.
Me- I have no idea..
Skyler- If we leave, of course.
Me- Hopefully. Now let’s get outta here!
I pushed the tile that covered the vent entrance with all my might- At this point Skyler and I were desperate to go back home.
Skyler helped me, too.
Skyler- It’s getting loose! Only a little bit-
And suddenly, we were falling into what seemed like the blue portal that made us into guys.
We landed in a weird room with a loud thud. I felt a soft ponytail on my face.
Me- :Gets up and rubs eyes: Where are we?
Skyler- I don’t kn- Wait.. Tan walls, odd looking door, WE’RE BACK IN THE WEIRD ROOM! AND YOU’RE A GIRL AGAIN!
I stopped rubbing my eyes and stared at Skyler, who was now a girl again.
Me- YOU ARE TOO!
We danced in joy before calming down.
Skyler- Let’s get out of here and not tell anyone about this. Deal?
And she held out her paw.
Me- Deal.
And I shook her paw. We both counted to three, both with embarrassingly huge smiles on our faces. Once we had gotten to three, we pushed the door open, laughing our heads off. Everybody, including Fang, Charley and Snowy were staring at us like we were freaks.
But we didn’t care. We were just happy to be back home.

Well I guess that’s all for now, Dalek!
Signing out!

GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

C.R

Well I guess that’s the end of the Dalek! It’s been a good run guys. I’d like to thank 20lait1 for agreeing to do this collab with me. It’s been a pleasure! Everyone who has been supporting the Dalek also gets a shoutout!
Watch out for my new diary, coming soon, which includes Clara and other close friends and family!
This is Tardie, signing out.