Warrior Cats: Choose Your Own Adventure (COMPLETE)

[shortstop]

"Uh...sure, I guess."

[Pokechu12]

Can't I eat it now?

[~*Amber*~]

"sure..I guess" she reluctantly says. Surely she can hold out a bit longer, her parents always taught her to respect her elders anyway

[mistywater]

'Can I eat while you talk?' Rookpaw muttered, backed up by his rumbling belly.

[.kestral]

The toms was her senior and so should be respected. Rookpaw gently nudged the prey to the side and nodded.
"Uh sure" she mewed.

[Arcaii]

Choices:

1. Eat while he talks.
2. Sure.
3. Sure.
4. Eat it now.
5. Sure.
6. Eat while he talks.
7. Sure.

Roll says...3: Sure.


"Uh...sure, I guess." You politely set aside the prey and look up at him as attentively as you can.

The fading green eyes shine a little. "Very good, very good...now..." He takes a breath. You brace yourself.

"As a young apprentice, and, moreover, one that is just starting out, you must understand what it is to be part of a Clan. Long, long ago, when these territories were free lands for all to take, cats would roam aimlessly and fight over even the smallest bits of prey. The Clan system, when applied, created a structure for cats to unite together and have a chance to grow old even when dire injuries should end their life. It is because of our ancestors that we may live in peace compared to the rogues and loners that lurk past our borders. When we are born into this Clan, we are, at birth, agreeing to an unspoken oath that blah blah blah blah blah I'm senile blah blah blah why the blaze am I still talking blah blah blah oh crowdung I'm repeating myself for the seventh time blah blah blah ramble ramble blah blah blah ramble drone."

You would tear off all four of your limbs if you could just leave this conversation. You're highly aware of your complaining stomach, and the minutes tick by as he goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about absolutely nothing. Seriously, this is going to be how you spend your first day? This is ridiculous!

AND HE'S STILL GOING ARE YOU SERIOUS

You’re fantasizing about a fox bursting in and devouring you when a dry voice says, “Alright, Divercloud.”

It’s probably a coincidence that the early light shines in the entrance onto the wiry golden molly, but you send up thanks to StarClan for sending someone anyway. Applefoot tilts her head just so, looking at Divercloud with pure disinterest.

“We’ve got business to get to,” she continues. “She’ll need her ears to not be talked off today.”

Oblivious like always, Divercloud smiles and nods. “Of course, of course. Go on, Rookpaw. Remember what I said.”

You don’t remember a single thing he said, and you practically bolt out of the den after your mentor, mouse in tow.

The two of you walk a little before she sits down, facing you. “Alright, kid. Since this is your first day, we’re going to spend it cleaning up the elders’ den. After that, we’ll go herb-hunting for Divercloud, and he can finish what he was going to tell you.”

Your stomach drops to your feet.

The absolute despair on your face makes Applefoot burst out in a short laugh before covering it with one of her small paws, causing a few cats to glance her way in surprise. “I’m joking,” she says, once her snicker subsides. “I’m just joking. Finish your mouse. We’ve got a lot of ground to cover.”

[Arcaii]

It's still early in the morning when you two head out. Applefoot continues to look disinterested in everything around her, but once you two are out of the camp she speaks again.

"We'll be taking a tour around the territory so you can see where the borders are and whatnot. You'll see where the markers are, and after that we can go into the middle of it to check out the training area." She pauses, then sighs, looking at you. "Look, kid, I'll be honest, I have no idea what I'm doing. Birchstar made kind of a bad choice on this one. So, sorry beforehand about my lack of experience."

Honestly, you can't find it within yourself to care. You have no idea either. Guess it'll be a learning experience for both of you.

"Let's get going, anyway." She gestures with her tail for you to follow her. The two of you trot into the...

Well, actually, I don't know where you live! Where does your Clan make their home?

In a vibrant forest.
In a marshland.
In a shady woods.
In an abandoned Twoleg camp.
On a set of hills.
On a mountain.
Near the ocean shore.
Along a series of rivers near a lake.

[cookie★]

In a vibrant forest
'cause everyone likes forests

[Pokechu12]

In a lush, vibrant forest.

[Altias]

This Clan lives near the lake, along the rivers that flow to it!