by DRdoctorlady » Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:22 pm
Merry Christmas my fraands who have not been on for a while (prolly vacationing... I hope. I cannot be abandoned D:!)
Eh short Coon escapade as a little present ^-^
Coon's Adventure #1
"Up ahead the mighty predator sees the small fenced in area containing the chickens. He stalks closer towards the unawares fowl, preparing to strike. He stops and watches for the protectors of the chicken. With another backward glance he prepares to pounce. He sits back and gets ready for the leap. With an explosive surge of power-" Coon swung his hands forwards, "-He reaches! He jumps over the fence, landing in the pen with his quarry! The chickens go wild with the apropriate mixture of amazement and fear! Basking for a minute in the glory, he goes in for the kill, pouncing forward and grabbing Phil by the stomach!" Coon clutched the chicken close to his body. "Hhhhhhhh! I am victorious! I am awesome! I AM-"
"Rediculous? Big-headed? Molesting chickens?" Dagger drawled from the doorway, sharpening a knife. Coon scowled.
"Evasive maneuvers!" He shouted, and jumped over the fence of the chicken pen and ran into the woods, shouting wildly, jumping up the first good tree he saw. "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME COPPER!" He jumped into the next tree over, nearly losing his grip on the chicken.
After realizing Dagger wasn't chasing him he climbed down in what he considered a very ninjesque fasion, though ended tumbling forward, Phil squawking in terror.
"Shush Phil! I have a very important job for you," Coon said, wagging his finger at the chicken. It pecked him. Coon cursed reflexively.
"Ow, what the heck was that for?" He scolded. Looking up again, he picked up some feathers that had been flung loose from Phil. Glancing around again, he ran back to the house, slowing down outside the open entrance. Dagger was thankfully elsewhere. Creeping slowly around the doorway, he pressed himself flat against the wall and started side stepping his way closer to the bunks.
"Now be quiet Phil," Coon whispered. Phil looked at him with beady black eyes. Coon shrugged.
Clambering up the ladder, he reached the loft and crept slowly closer to Ice's bed. Shifting aside the hay Ice had placed around the mattress to give him some privacy, Coon knelt next to the bed. Glancing around, he quickly took the pillow out of the pillow case and stuffed a furiously crowing Phil into it instead, with the feathers he had collected. He heard wood creak behind him. Panicking, Coon pulled up the slats of rotting wood and stuffed the pillow underneath. Just as he was about to dive for the exit, someone grabbed his shoulder.
Screaming Coon twisted around and came face to face with Ice. Calming down a little, he nervously looked at his captor.
"Err, hi Icicle," He said. Ice was scowling dangerously, his eyebrows furrowed and his eyes dark. "You look... Angry. But I swear, I didn't do anything, uh I was umm-" He looked around then brightened. "I was checking the floorboards for mice! I thought I heard one squeaking underneath the wood and I followed the sounds to your..." Ice was frowning more intensely. "Uhh... your bed..." Ice snorted through his nose.
"What did you do? Pathetic lying by the way. I would've thought that Break would've taught you better by now, seeing as your 'best buddies'," Ice growled. "That insufferable cretin is probably hiding in a corner right now while you play dangerous games," His voice grew even more dangerous.
"Now, if you don't want me to beat you until your bones are shattered and your face is mashed up beyond recognition, tell me what you did with my bed."
Coon was quaking in terror.
"Uhhmm... DAGGER, NOW!" Ice looked up just as Dagger jumped off of the rafters and came flying downwards towards him.
"You little-" Dagger landed, Coon rolled out of the way, and both quickly jumped off and away, skipping the ladder and landing heavily on the ground. Cackling madly, both ran away just as Phil started crowing again.
"Oi, what's with the 'chicken molester'?" Coon asked when they were safely in the woods, panting heavily, bursting back out into laughter as they heard Ice trying to remove Phil and the feathers from his pillowcase.
Dagger smiled wryly.
"Had to make it believable, just in case someone was listening, like Jarrah or Grasswhistle. I know Jarrah would've beaten my brains in if I didn't at least attempt some sort of reprimand," Dagger breathed.
"Jarrahs on a raid with Grasswhistle and Rosethorn! Badger and Laurels are working in the fields, Break's gaurding the smokehouse, and Flyby's not going to tell anyone anything. Only Ice was home and he doesn't give a crap about me unless I piss him off," Coon complained. Dagger shrugged.
"Better safe then sorry."
"Definitely not safe. Icicles out for blood after what we've done!" Coon chuckled.
"C'mon, let's go see what we can do in the fields. If we go back home we're dead. At least until the girl's get back home. I'm 23% sure that Rose, Grasswhistle and Jarrah might be able to keep him back."
Coon nodded.
"Well, I'm hungry. Want some jerky?" Coon asked, completely energized again, bouncing on his feet.
"...Jerky we're not allowed to eat until dinner?"
"...Maybe"
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DRdoctorlady wrote:^^ Give me a while to put this up. I'm DR. Not doctor. Dee Arr.
My kismesis is Coastal Kid, so ignore us if we're arguing. Hope to get something nice up soon c:
For now, deal with it.