This is not a diary... It's a Piña Colada!

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GuysI'mprettysureit'spurpleguyorvincentwhateveryouwanttocallhim

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This is a collaboration with lemons.'s Bob

Dear Piña Colada,
Let's continue!
Oh, it's no game - ???
I turn around to see this guy:

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Who are you?! - Me
Oh, me? I'm Purple Guy, but you can call me Vincent - Vincent
Waaaaaait a second, I know you! You were the one who mur- - Shane
*Clamps paw over Shane's mouth and whispers something in his ear* Hush, hush now! We don't want to ruin the surprise do we? - Vincent
*Glares and shakes head* - Shane
Good! Now, I'm only the day guard, so let me take you two to the office! If you want some kind of explanation, wait until Phone Guy calls. Oh, and, don't eat the cupcake! Either of them... - Vincent
The rest of the journey was travelled in silence, for the most part. For some reason, I felt like I had seen Vincent before...But he looked older...Most peculiar! As it was, he seemed to be about my age,I'm a year older than most of my school (13), and I had a strange attraction to him...
Ashley! Stop staring! It's rude...And quite creepy...Like, your eyes are all huge and stuff! - Shane
She's staring at me is she? Well, I do tend to have that effect on ladies! *Chuckles* - Vincent
For some reason, Shane started to glare at Vincent. I knew he was going out with Jay, it had been all over social media, so it was for another reason then him being jelly. I hoped San and Lean were not watching me gaze at Vincent...He was just so...so...Captivating?
We got to the office and walked in. I saw two chairs, a desk, a fan and a cupcake! It had these baby blue eyes and it was ridiculously cute!
The body looked like this:

And the eyes, like this:

*Stands up and does paw pointing to eye sign*So Kawaii! - Me
Was that necessary? - Shane
Yaaaas! - Me
*Laughs*Well, I have to leave now! You all know what happens now... - Vincent

Meep

Ah well, time to die

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I don't wanna die!

Ashley, calm down! I'm a pro at this game! We are only playing Fnaf 2... Oh god the Music BOX! *Picks up a tablet and starts to push down a button* Whew! That was a close call! Only a quarter left...Wait a second, this place has all the rooms from Fnaf 1 and 2! Who the heck designed this place! *Looks at tablet again* Well, the good thing is the old animatronics aren't withered, the and thing is they are on the show stage! - Shane
Riiiiight... I'll keep look out on the tablet, while you look out at the windows, vents and doors! *Looks at tablet* - Me

I saw three animatronics on the show stage:

Why are they all so cute and adorable!? *Instant scree* They where not like this when I played the game! - Me

Before I could wonder any further, we got a pre-taped call:
(AN: I made some changes to Phone Guy's Fnaf 2 Call! The edited bit is in bold. WARNING: SPOILERS!)

."Hello? Hello hello! Uh, hello and welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbears Pizza! Uh, I'm here to talk you through some of the things you can expect to see during your first week here and to help you get started down this new and exciting career path. Uh, now I want you to forget anything you may have heard about the old location, you know. Uh, some people still have a somewhat negative impression of the company...uhh, that old restaurant WAS kinda left to rot for quite a while. But uh, I want to reassure you Fazbear Entertainment is committed to family fun, and above all, safety. They spent a small fortune on these new animatronics, uh, facial recognition, advanced mobility, they even let them walk around during the day, ha! Isn't that neat...? But most importantly, they're all tied into some kind of criminal database, so they can detect a predator a mile away. Hey, we should be paying them to guard you! Uh, now that being said, no new system is without its...kinks. Uh, you're only the second guard to work at that location...uh, the first guy finished his week, but complained about...conditions...uh we switched him over to the day shift, so, hey! Lucky you, right? Uh, mainly he expressed concern that certain characters seemed to move around at night, and even attempted to get into his office. Now, from what we know, that should be impossible. Uh, that restaurant should be the safest place on earth. So while our engineers don't really have an explanation for this, the working theory is that...the robots were never given a proper 'night mode,' so when it gets quiet, they think they're in the wrong room, so then they go and try to find where the people are, in which case, that's your office. So, our temporary solution is this: there's a music box over by the prize counter, and is rigged to be wound up remotely, so just every once in a while, switch over to the prize counter video feed and wind it up for a few seconds. It doesn't seem to effect all the animatronics, but it does effect...one of them. cough Uh, and as for the rest of them, we have an even easier solution! You see, there may be a minor...glitch in the system, something about robots seeing you as an endoskeleton without it's costume on, and wanting to stuff you into a suit...so hey, we've given you an empty Freddy Fazbear head! Problem solved! You can put it on anytime, and leave it on as for long as you want. Eventually anything that wandered in will wander back out. Uh, something else worth mentioning, is kind of the quirky modern design of the building. You may have noticed there are no doors for you to close. But hey, you have a light, and even though your flashlight can run out of power, the building can not, so don't worry about the place going dark. Well, I think that's it...uh, you should be golden! Otherwise, put on the Freddy head, if you need too, uh, keep the music box wound up, piece of cake! Final thing, as you have probably noticed, the old animatronics seem to be more cuddly and cute. This is because they are for kids around 4-5 years of age, to snuggle on, and have been fitted with a likewise cute voice box...But they still move around though, so be warned. That's it! Have a good night, and I'll talk to you tomorrow!"
Nooooo! Don't leave us! - Me&Shane
Then, deep from inside, we heard Freddy's laugh...Or a squeaky high-pitched, cute one!
It must be one of the old-new animatronics! - Me
I shall call him Baby Freddy! - Shane
How original! - Me
Hey! It was the best I could think of on the spot! - Shane
No, I was being serious... - Me
Oh, ok... - Shane
...
Well, this is awkward. - Me
Yep! Wat, have we been forgetting something? - Shane

A minute of brain storming later.

THE PUPPET! - Me&Shane

Oh wait! I've been sitting on the button! No need to panic! - Me
Thaaank Dog! - Shane

I looked at the other rooms, but none of the animatronics had moved. I changed back to the show stage...
THE BUNNY HAS LEFT! WE ARE DEAD! - Me
He's at the door... - Shane
*Shuts door in BonBon's face*NEIN! - Me
JA! - Bonnie
NIEN! - Me
JA! - Bonnie
NIEN! - Me
JA! - Bonnie
NIEN! - Me
JA! - Bonnie
NIEN! - Me
NIEN! - Bonnie
JA! *Opens door* - Me
*Strolls in*Reverse phycology peeps! Wait, where did you guys go? - Bonnie
*Wearing Freddy Masks*Me&Shane
Awww, where are you guys! I only wanted a hug... *Walks out sadly* - Bonnie

There was a sudden chiming sound. We looked at the clock,which read 6 AM

Immediately, Me and Shane began to feel tired, and we slumped to the floor. I had just enough time to write this entry before I fell asleep...

Ashley
xxx

AN: When I mention Ashley's age in this entry, it is not the same as mine!

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which read Image? FIXXIE DA GLITCHIE
and I knew IItttTT *scree* VINCENT

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The image works fine?

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For me the image doesn't show up :c

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It doesn't show up for me either...

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THIS IS AN INJUSTICE! I will fix it!

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Did it work?

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Nope.