THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A POTATO CHIP

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip! So... I just went on my date with Brendon.

It was... Awkward...



Me: Uhh hi. I'm Cassandra.
Brendon: Yeah, I'm Brendon.
BeeBee: o3o SOooooooOOOoOOO, Brendon. Isn't there anything you would like to ask about Cassandra? Like how the heck she managed to get an Ultra Rare bee like meh?
Brendon: Oh. How did you manage to get a bee?
Me: I don't really know.
Brendon: Okay.
THE AWKWARDNESS IS KILLING ME

Me: Well, this has been nice, but I got to go.
Brendon: Oh yeah, me too.
Oh what a coincidence. That's good for me. WHOOSH I ran out of there to make it less awkward as fast as possible. I began to talk to BeeBee

BeeBee: It wasn't that bad.
Me: YES IT WAS! The awkwardisity is just flowing out of there. Gosh!
BeeBee: Want to meet the other guy?
Me: No thanks. I need some girl talk right now.
BeeBee: Hey, I'm a girl.
Me: Yeah, but I need a girl that understands what I'm going through. You only know things I know.
BeeBee: Hellooooo, so not true. I know all things that you know plus a ton more.
Me: Whateverrrrrrrrrrr
BeeBee: UGH FINEEEE IM LEAVING *flies away*
Me: .__. Well, I got rid of her for the day.

So I logged onto the chatroom to talk to Lighting again.

PotatoLuver5: Hey.
LightningBolt33: Sup
PotatoLuver5: ur lessons 4 flirting have yet to b successful i demand my momey ba k
LightningBolt33: -____- at tis point just tell him
PotatoLuver5: Wat?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!? EVERYONE NOWS U CANT JUST ASK SOMEONE OUT I BARELY KNOW THE GUY AND HE PROBABLY DOESNT EVEN LIEK ME
LightingBolt33: put teh capslock away if u dont even know the guy why u want to date him?
PotatoLuver5: He's hot.
LightningBolt33: .__. brb
PotatoLuver5: o3o HALLOOOOO
PotatoLuver5: ....................................
PotatoLuver5: .................................
PotatoLuver5: ......................................!!!!!!!!!!11111
LightningBolt33: im back and i see that u just spammed the whole place up
PotatoLuver5: yah
LightningBolt33: y dont u ask a guy u actally know, or dont go with a date at all
PotatoLuver5: bcuz i dont know any other guy and i kinda want to go witha date
LightningBolt33: wow
LightningBolt33: srs jus ask him out. if ur sponatnious he might sy yes
PotatoLuver5: alright ill try tmmrw

I thought about who I could call to hang out with. Rebellion, Ann, and Moonstream seem too nice for me to blurt all my problems to, I think Squishy is a bit young to know of these problems, Brie probably has her own problems to deal with, Isabella is on her own crazy adventure, Dimension is absent, and I think Diana is visiting her parents. How I know these things? No idea.

Delight is probably on some stupid date with her boyfriend (who I have still yet to meet, THANKS DELIGHT), the 6 element girls that I met up with all have other friends, which left me with...

No one. Welp, time to go friend-hunting again.

So, I was walking around campus when I bumped into this girl:



She looked friend-worthy, right?

WRONG

Me: Uhh hi there.
Girl: Hey there!
Me: Sooooooo
Girl: Yeahhhh...
Me: .__.
Girl: OH MI GAWD, YOU'RE THE WEIRDO!!!!! *screams*
Me: .__.
Girl: *runs away screaming*
Me: .__. Not again.
Well, that went well, didn't it? I have a feeling that that's going to bite me in the tail in the future. Oh well. .n.

I walked around and went to the office because I have nothing else to do. Drama turned out to be canceled because the teacher was eating mayonnaise or something like that.

Lady: What are you doing here?
Me: Fighting dragons.
Lady: -__- Seriously, what are you doing here?
Me: Hunting unicorns.
Lady: I'm going to ask you this one more time. If you say something stupid-
Me: I'm bored, and I have nothing to do.
Lady: .__. Then do something. Do your homework.
Me: What parody has homework?
???: I know right?!



Me: .______. Who iz u?
???: Cassandra. Who're you?
Me: I know someone named Cassandra. o3o
Cassandra: .__. Yeah, but what's your name?
Me: Cassandra.
Cassandra: Wait, your name is Cassandra?
Me: Yeah.
Cassandra: .__. This is going to get confusing fast.
Me: Well, if you go like, Cassandra S. or something like that.
Cassandra: I guess. What's your last name?
Me: Starr.
Cassandra: .__. *drinks from water bottle* Okay. My last name is Starr.
Ohhhhh boy.

Cassie: I go by Cassie most of the time.
Me: Me too...
Cassie: This is going to suck.
Me: Yeah. Hey, wasn't there two guys that had the same name as us?

Girl: Cassandra Starr?
Me: The one and only.
Girl: Actually, there's three others with the same name as you.
Me: Oh. .__.
Girl: So, we're going to have to find out which one you are. You are a female, right?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Okay, that rules out two of them.

Yup. Great. I doubt we're ever going to meet them though, this campus is humongous.

OH POTATOES, I FORGOT THAT THE HALLOWEEN DANCE IS IN 2 DAYS, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!??!?!

Cassie: Hey, you okay?
Me: Uhh yeah.
Cassie: She oddly looks exactly likes me.
Me: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Cassie: .__. I didn't say anything...?
Me: Oh. Yeah. I meant, I know right we look exactly the same?!?!?!
Cassie: Right.
Me: Want to hang out? I mean, we have the same name and everything.
Cassie: Yeah, that's the perfect reason to hang out with a total stranger.
Cassie led me to this cafe (e with a dash over it because im too lazy to make a little dash but I can write all this). And, on the way, I could read her mind a lot. LIKE A LOT.

Cassie: Why is she staring at me...?

Cassie: Then again, I'm kind of weird too.

Cassie: She's investigating me.

Cassie: Why? She seems really confused by what I'm saying in my mind...?

Me: WHOA, WHAT?!
Cassie: What?!
Me: AHHHHHHHH
Cassie: AHHHHHHHH
Yeah... .__.

So we grabbed a table inside and ordered a coffee.

Me: What did you mean, "confused by what you're saying?"
Cassie: What?! UGH I'm not supposed to say anything.
Me: o.o Wat?
Cassie: *looks around* I can read other people's emotions.
Me: Huh?
Cassie: -___- I mean, I can sense what you're feeling. Not really more than that. Like, I can see what you're feeling and sometimes why. I can't control it, and it's kinda useless. But, I could really see you a lot.
Me: o3o I can read minds.
Cassie: O3O
Me: Yeah, I can read minds, and someday control minds, but for now, it's kinda like, ehhhhh.
Cassie: If I train, I supposedly can control people's emotions.
Me: Well that's legit.
Cassie: Yup o3o
Well...

That was awkward. This was not an interesting day. Usually I have like rainbow unicorns exploding in my bedroom, but this was oddly normal. I mean, as normal as finding a girl with powers and looks a lot like me and preparing asking my crush who I barely know to a dance tomorrow. Yeah.

I'm tired. KAY BYEEEEEE

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[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip! So... I just woke up. I look like an zombie who couldn't manage to get a comb. Gosh. After furiously combing my hair for 15 minutes, I called BeeBee.

BeeBee: Hey.
Me: Are we cool now?
BeeBee: Yeah. I was hanging with my peeps yesterday.
Me: Oh, you have other friends?
BeeBee: That was mildly offensive, and yes, I have friends. See, here's a picture of them.



Me: .__. Right, so I'm going to go hang out with Cassandra.
BeeBee: Legoo! o3o



Cassie: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Cassie: Aww, that bee is cute. I have a companion too! MilkyMoo!



Me: ASDFGHJKL; THE CUTENESS AWWWW
BeeBee: I'm cute too. o3o
Me: Shh, BeeBee, no one is talking to you.
BeeBee: -__-
MilkyMoo: o3o
Cassie: Yeah, she's pretty cool. Hey, let's have them hang out and do whatever the potato they do, and let's hang out.
Me: Yeah!
BeeBee: Okay, leave a bee and a hamster all by themselves. That's definitely not a disaster waiting to happen.
MilkyMoo: Omigosh, I'm a guinea pig. I feel so unimportant.
BeeBee: I just met you, and I can already tell that I won't like you.
Me: Bye guys, have fun!
We left them to be, because I could tell that they were going to have SO much fun together! <3

Anyway, Cassie and I walked around campus because we obviously didn't have classes. And so didn't everyone else. So everybody was kinda hanging around campus, being all like chillax.

Cassie: Soo... Do you have a crush on someone?
Me: O3O Maybe...
Cassie: Whoooo?!
Me: I'll tell you if you tell me.
Cassie: Okay. I like Micheal.
Me: .__. Who the potato chip is that?
Cassie: It's this really popular dude that every girl likes.
Me: o3o Okay I like Zolt.
Cassie: *gasp* OooOOoooh
Me: -_____- So about Micheal...
Cassie: Yeah, well... A long time ago, I had a secret crush on Micheal, and then I told my closest friends. And they told their friends. And their friends. And...
Me: o3o
Cassie: So one of my kinda friends urged me to talk to him. So, I went up, and he was all like, I know you like me, but I don't like you in that way, so can we be friends? And that was the story of how I got my heart ferociously torn out.
Me: O.O
Cassie: Look, Micheal is that guy over there.



Well... He's alright I guess, but not really my type I guess.

Me: Well, you know, he's just not that...
Cassie: Hot?
Me: Well, I wouldn't say that... He's just... Not the bee's knees.
Cassie: *Laughs* Okay, Zolt is not exactly the bee's knees either.
Me: Whatever. Wait, you still like him even after he bluntly told you he didn't like you?
Cassie: *shrug* Yeah.
Me: o.O That's a bit strange.
Cassie: It's a strange world. Anyway, want me to tell Zolt that you-
Me: NO
Cassie: I'll just like, tell him to say something to you.
Me: NO NO NO NO NO
Cassie: Aww, why not?
Me: Just, well, you know, I don't-, GAH I don't know! Just don't.
Cassie: Okay, okay. >.> Party pooper.
Me: If I hear anyone knows about this, anyone at all, I will come here and punch you in the face, okay?
Cassie: O.O Wow. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. My lips are sealed. (;
Me: *le-roll eyes* I'm telling you, if I hear anybody-
Cassie: I won't, I won't.
We were laughing when we bumped into Delight! Hey, I never talked to her for a while despite us being roommates.



Delight: Oh hey Cassie!
Me: Hey Delight! This is my friend, Cassandra. Cassie, this is Delight, or Enchantment, if you will.
Cassie: Hi!
Delight: Wait, you have the same name?
Me: Yah.
Delight: Well, that's legit. By the way, weirdest thing just happened. So, I was in the orchestra room, and then this cello just stood up, and I instinctively hit it back, and then Zolt crawled out of the cello case. It was so weird.
Me: O.O Wat?
Cassie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Ahem, sorry. :3
Me: >.> Wait, why was he in a cello case?
Delight: I don't know, he's weird!
Me: .__.
Cassie: o3o This is so funny-
Me: Shaddup.
Delight: Well, I'll see you later!
She walked away, and I was just staring at Zolt. Sue me, alright?

Cassie: I don't get why you like him, you barely know anything about him.
Me: Well, I have to have a love interest. It's kind of a hormone thing.
Cassie: I think you should talk to him more. Do you have any classes with him?
Me: A few.
Cassie: Are you going to ask him to the dance?
Me: Well, it's usually a boy-ask-girl kinda thing, but if I can, sure.
Cassie: You're going to have to hurry and ask him, and hope that he knows and likes you enough to say yes.
Me: Thanks for the pep talk.
I slowly walked up to him, and I was SOOO SCARED. He turned towards me.

Me: Uhm...
Zolt: Hey Cassie.
He knows my name, good sign, good sign.

Me: Do you have a date to the dance?
Zolt: Uh... No. Why?
Boys are total idiots. Why else would I ask you? Oh I just wanted to know because I have a date so I wanted to rub it in the face hahahaha NO. Ugh

Me: Do you want to go to the dance with me? Hehe. Hehe.
Zolt: Uhh...
ASDFGHJKL; HALP MEH

Zolt: As friends?
Me: W-W Uh- u- you- I don't know. You know what, never mind, forget I said anything, bye.
Cassie: So, how did it go?
Me: Well-
Zolt: Hey Cassie...s, wow, I didn't realize there's two of you.
Cassie: Yeah, what do you want Zolt?
Zolt: Well, Cassandra #1 over here, asked me to go to the dance with her.
Me: ._. *Straight-face-but-I'm-freaking-out-over-here*
Cassie: OoOOooooOooOOOhHhhH *waggles eyebrows*
Zolt: And I wanted to say, sorry, but I don't really know you, but we can still be friends. Plus, I think I have a date.
Cassie: You think?
Me: That's cool, I'll see you at the dance then.
Cassie: Yeah. >.>
So, he walked away. I GOT FRIEND-ZONED. If you don't know what that means, you must not live anywhere near people or civilization. It means you like someone, but they only like you as a friend. It sucks.

Cassie: He wasn't worth it, to be honest.
Me: Yeah, I guess. .__.
So, I went back to the dorm and wrote this all in. UGH. Girls never get in the friend-zone, well except Cassie. I mean, think about it, when you hear someone friendzoned, it's usually a guy. That means girls rarely get friendzoned, or guys just complain a lot. I'm opting for both of them.

Anyway, the dance is tomorrow. I better wipe up my tears of complete and utter pity and get my costume ready.

BeeBee: Hey, I heard you got friendzoned.
Me: No you didn't, you just read what I wrote.
BeeBee: That too. You're not exactly big gossip.
Me: .__.
BeeBee: Anyway, this way, you have a new friend, and you can find a new crush.
Me: ._______. You're not helping BeeBee.
BeeBee: Geez, I'm sorry. >.>
Me: Now let me sulk in self pity.
BeeBee: I'll get your costume ready.
I don't even know how to sign this off. Bye.

- Cassandra Starr

P.S. Hey look, I actually wrote my name down. Okay. Bye

[Coolpaw5]

Hi Potato Chip! So, after hours of crying my heart out from being friend-zoned, I decided to start the day fresh! After all, the dance is today! Whoo. So, I bet you are all wondering, "What the potato chip happened to your drama classes and everything else?"

Well... It was basically the same thing.

Drama Teacher: WHY AREN'T YOU AS GOOD AS A BROADWAY ACTOR!?
History Teacher: WHY DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN THIS TOTALLY USELESS EVENT HAPPENED!?!?!?
Math Teacher: WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY VERY VAGUE TEACHING METHODS?! EVEN THOUGH I BARELY UNDERSTAND THIS LESSON, YOU SHOULD!!!
Language Arts Teacher: WHY CAN YOU NOT WRITE AMAZING BOOK REPORTS?! YOU TEENS HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS
And so on...

But never mind that. The dance is in 2 hours!!! (Yes, I spent most of the morning and afternoon crying my eyeballs out about being friend-zoned). Soooo hair, makeup, dress, all that girly stuff that takes forever. But then, I got distracted, and then it turned out the dance is in 15 minutes. Ohhhh boy. Why must I be such an amazing procrastinator?! Wait, quick selfie.


#Contacts #Makeupday #Lol

So I grabbed a purse and rushed to the destination of the dance. Which I will not write down, because, you can never be too safe. Nothing to do with the fact that I was too lazy to write anything down. So... Run. Run. Run. Run.

Then I remembered I could fly. Yeah.

Me: I MADE IT
???: There's not an exact time that you have to be here.
Me: Brooke!



Brooke: Hey Cassandra! This dress you got me, it's great!
Me: o3o I didn't actually make it or buy it, BeeBee made them I'm glad you like it!
Brooke: Yeah! Hey, I'll see you around. My date got me punch. Bye!
When I heard 'date', I internally cried, but luckily, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal dog. But they also get hurt really easily. :T I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. I turned around and saw Enya! The fire girl for the 100% of you guys that probably forgot her.



Enya: Cassie! This dress is way too much. I look like I am literally on fire, and this skirt is really big, plus this scarf is really flaky and uncomfortable. Also, this wig and hat is really itchy.
Me: In other words, you love it!
Enya: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL
Me: Oh hey, there's Terra!



Terra: Hi Cassie.
Me: Hi Terra!
Terra: This hat is kind of creepy. It has an eye on it.
Me: It symbolizes joy and happiness in the world.
Terra: Oh. Okay then. :3
Enya: ARE YOU SERIOUS *facepaw*

???: Hi guys!



Me: Hey Barbra!
Barbra: I love this dress! My date agreed as well! I should go back to him. Thank you!
I let out a sob, but it sounded more like a burp, so we just went with that.



Darcey: Hey everyone.
Me: Darcey! You look great!
Darcey: Yeah. How did you guess my favorite color?
Me: . . . Just a hunch.
Darcey: It's black LIKE MY SOULLL

Me: o3o Okay then... I'm glad we managed to all meet up!
Enya: Except Brooke and Barbra. They ditched us.
Me: Oh, don't be such a party pooper-
Terra: Hehe, poop.
Enya: You are so immature.
Terra: YOU CALLIN ME IMMATURE?!
Enya: YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
Darcey: You guys are both so rude. There are other people here. And they're staring at you.
Enya: WELL MAYBE THEY'RE STARING AT YOU
Terra: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S MAKING THE RUCKUS!!!
Darcey: You dare insult me?
Me: .__. Well, this isn't going to end well.
I scurried away because I could tell that this could either end in the entire building burning down, the building smashed by a rock, or nightmares and shadows taking over. Yikes.

As I was running for my life, I bumped into- You guessed who.



Zolt: Hey Cassandra! Great costume! You're a witch, right?
No, I'm a vampire princess.

Me: Y-Yeah. And you're a knight right?
Zolt: No, I'm a lion. Rawr.
Yeah! ^-^

Hey, we have the same sense of humor! o3o WE WERE MEANT TO BE

And then. I turned my head ever-so-slightly to the left.



Me: Oh. Who's this?
Zolt: Oh, she's my date.
Samantha: My name's Samantha. How do you two know each other?
Zolt: We have a few classes together.
Me: Yup.

Wait, Zolt. You had no idea what you just intruded in. We girls were having a smack-down just now.

But guys don't understand that.

Samantha: That's cool. I guess. *death eyes*
Me: Great. Happy belated Halloween!
Zolt: Super belated. It's like, Christmas already.
Samantha: Wait, whoever-you-are, you're a witch?
Me: Why. Yes. I am.
Samantha: Could have fooled me.
Me: And you are...?
Samantha: A tiger princess. Obviously.
Me: Obviously.
Zolt: So... I'll see you around Cassie.
Samantha: Yeah. We will.
Me: Okay, bye Zolt and Sam.
Samantha: Don't EVER call me Sam. It's way too masculine. *flips hair*
Me: .__.

Well the dance was a sure great idea, wasn't it? I just made a new enemy! As if I didn't have enough already. :T

BeeBee: You make friends as fast as you make enemies.
Me: Heyy BeeBee- What are you?



BeeBee: I know, amazing.
Me: .__. You can make 6 amazing dresses, but the best you could do for yourself was a scoop of ice-cream?
BeeBee: I think it's pretty legit. V-V
Me: Right...
Andddd now I'm tired. There's a lot more that happened at the dance, trust me, but I'm just really tired. I'll continue it tomorrow. byueeeeeeeee

[Coolpaw5]

Hey Potato Chip! So, where was I...? Uhh... Oh yeah, talking to BeeBee.



BeeBee: I think it's pretty legit. V-V
Me: Right...
BeeBee: Get this, I'm BEE-licious.
Me: .__.
BeeBee: :3 *snaps* Eyyyyyyyyyy
Me: We're not friends anymore.
And then I saw Delight dancing with her boyfriend I guess? Well, I wouldn't know because I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO HER BOYFRIEND IS

I walked over to her.

Me: Hey Delight! And Delight's boyfriend?
Delight: Oh, this isn't my boyfriend. He's just my date.
Me: Wait, then where's your boyfriend?
Delight: Oh, him? We broke up.
Me: .__. How long ago was this?
Delight: Uh... A few weeks ago I guess.
Me: I LET YOU SUFFER BY YOURSELF FOR THAT LONG?!?!?!?!??! WHAT KIND OF FRIEND AM I?!?!?!?!
Delight: It's cool. I'm over it by now.
Me: NO. I'M GETTING YOU A DIARY TO SPILL ALL OF YOUR HURT FEELINGS.
Delight: No, seriously, it's fine-
Me: NOPE. IM GOING TO BUY YOU A DIARY RIGHT AFTER THIS DANCE AND YOU WILL WRITE IN IT.
Delight: What are you, my mom?
Me: No, I'm just a very caring friend.
Delight: Well, I don't want one.
Me: D:<
Delight: D:<
And yeah. That was sort of idiotic. Oh and great, my pen is running out of ink. I'm going to go get a new one.
Okay, black it is. I didn't want to move so I just grabbed the closest pen. Anyway...

Me: :T
BeeBee: What happened?
Me: >:T Nothing.
BeeBee: >.> Uh-huh. Want to go-
There was a loud BANG and every one was like, ERMAGOSH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IT'S 2012!!!!!!!llll!!!!!1

Me: What happened?
Brooke: I don't know.
((You're just going to have to turn the page for the pictures, I'm too lazy to scan them))
Enya: Why does everyone think it's 2012?
Darcey: Because we're all going to die.
Barbra: No, we're not. ^-^ I bet it was just an adult dropping a large box.
Terra: No, I think Darcey's right.
Me: :T It was just a loud bang. Not really much.
And then, a big flash happened and it was all scary and i was like ahhh. yeah.
When I opened my eyes, the building was empty.

Me: Hello?
BeeBee: Cassie.
Me: BeeBee, where are you?
BeeBee: I'm right here. :T
Me: What?
BeeBee: Cassie, seriously, I'm right in front of you.
I got my phone out and then looked to the ground. OMIGOSH BEEBEE IS LIKE 100000 TIMES CUTER



o3o

Me: BeeBee! You're sooo cute!
BeeBee: I would say the same to you.
Me: Huh?
I took a quick selfie and while I was going through filters to post it on Instapaw, I finally saw my picture.



AHHHHHHHHH IM A CAT

Okay, whoa. No. I just got to a new school, I am not going to do all that magic and spooky and cool stuff. NO. I had enough of that with Zara and Um.. THe other two. I forgot their names. :T Oh well. Anyway.

IM A CAT

Me: Why am I suddenly a cat and you're a cute hamster and why is my hair in a braid and why am i wearing a black winter coat and why is there a black bunny tattoo near my tail and whyyyyy
BeeBee: .__. I don't know.
And then the principal came out, like what is she even doing at a school dance? She sure didn't intervene with all the teens around us kissing and stuff. Anyway...

Principal: EVERYONE, DO NOT PANIC. This happens every once in a while. and though it may get some taking used to, you will return back to normal eventually... DO NOT PANIC
And we were all like, "Kay." And started partying like we were going to get severe back pain when we're older. there's no tomorrow... Yeah.

Me: But that doesn't explain why my hair is in a braid or why I have a bunny tattoo
BeeBee: *shrugs* Why don't you ask Zolt?
Zolt: Ask me what?



Me: You got turned into a cat too?
Zolt: *shrugs* Yeah.
Me: Hey who's that on your back?
Zolt: Oh, it's Flame. He's my companion thing.
Flame: o3o This girl seems nice.
Me: Aww thanks. o3o That's quite different from the many people telling me that I'm a weirdo.
Flame: No, no, you're a weirdo as well.
Me: .__.
Flame: But you're still nice.
Me: Gee, thanks.
Zolt: Haha, he's a bit blunt. I don't know where my date's gone...
*scream that sounds familiar*



Sam: ((Mwahaha I'm calling you Sam here >:3)) Omigawd, did you see that I'm a cat?
Zolt: Yeah, we all are.
Sam: Ughhh. My hair is shorter, what?!
Me: You actually look really good if you took off your makeup
Sam: .__. Who are you?
Me: .____. Cassandra. We met like 10 minutes ago.
Sam: Oh. Well thanks. *flips hair*
Me: .__.
Zolt: .__. Um... So, we'll be off.
Sam: Hey Cassie-
Me: Yeah?
Sam: Call me Makayla.
Me: Makayla?
Sam: Yeah, it's my real name. *smiles a smile which I can't tell if it's fake or real*
Me: Okay...? But then why do you want people to call you Samantha?
Makayla: Oh, I just like that name better. But you can call me either if you want. We'll be off~ *walks away with Zolt*
Zolt: Yeah, see you guys later.
Me: ???

BeeBee: She's playing dirty...
Me: Huh?
BeeBee: She's telling you a secret so it seems like you guys have a bond, but she's just trying to drag you into a false sense of security so she can wrap her claws around you and swallow you whole.
Me: Wat.
BeeBee: .__. In other words, be careful.
So yeah. We partied for like the last hours while being careful to not run into Zolt or his date. Actually, I wonder what my element friends look like. You know, I should decide who's going to be my bestest friend here. All my friends are just kinda like, "Oh look, I know her," kinda friends, ya know?

Well, we went to our dorms and I looked in the mirror. Why the potato chip am I gray? Eh. I'm too tired to think about it. So, I tried lying in bed, and let me tell you something. Sleeping as a potatoin' cat is really hard! How the heck to other cats sleep at night?! It's like, my tail is super long and skinny, and I have to like lie on my stomach like haelp me wat

So I decided to get my Potato Chip and just finish this entry. I wonder when I'll turn into a dog again. Hm. Oh well. Bye.

-- Cassandra Starr (now a cat :T)

P.S. Hey look I signed my name again. Lol. Haha. Okay bye.

[Coolpaw5]

Hi guys! So, I was thinking of a Q&A kinda thing. You can ask me any questions you want via PM and I'll answer them back on the Potato Chip or the Fan Club or a special surprise ~whooo~. You can ask on absolutely anything, it doesn't have to be on writing, it could be on what color my hair is, or what my favorite brand of toothpaste is, or whatever.

[Coolpaw5]

I'm still a cat. Shoot. Anyway, earlier I bought a new purple pen, so yeah. Whoo. I'm still a cat, and it doesn't help that the only coat I have that fits a cat is the one I am wearing.

Me: BeeeBeeeeee



BeeBee: Wat?
Me: You're still so cute. Anyway, do you have any clothing that fits cats? Because all I have is this black coat, and I don't really look good in it. :T
BeeBee: You never look good.
Me: WOW. THANKS. YOU REALLY HELP A GIRL'S SELF ESTEEM
BeeBee: You don't have any self esteem.
Me: ;-; Why u so mean?
BeeBee: Sorry, it's just I'm in a bad mood.
Me: You always are.
BeeBee: -___- It's just, I can't FLY.
Me: So? Even if I still have my wings, I barely fly.
BeeBee: Are you 5 inches tall and are very vulnerable to being stepped on?
Me: Touche. Anyway, I always wanted a hamster! <3
BeeBee: How about a hamster that still has her stinger?
Me: Errr not as much. But, come on. We have to go shopping.
BeeBee: I thought you hated shopping.
Me: I would rather go shopping than be stuck in this same coat for however long it's going to take to change us back.
So we went to the nearest clothing store, and it was PACKED. I guess everyone else had the same idea. And all the clothing choices left were reallly weird stuff. But BeeBee and I just grabbed whatever we could, and rushed out of there.

Me: Let's go back to the dorm. *flies*
BeeBee: -_____- Thanks for rubbing it in. It really helps.
Me: Oh um... I'll just carry you.
So we flew back, or rather, I flew back to the dorm and we looked into our shopping bags to see if anything would actually work. So... Let's get my phone and printer ready.


Okay, okay. Not too bad. This is a good start.


And we immediately go downhill. Why is this even there?


Great, great, it's perfect! Ugh.

Why isn't this bunny tattoo coming off??
Um... It's a tattoo. Why do you think it's not coming off?
Me: Well, it looks like sharpie.
BeeBee: Well, it's probably not.
Me: :T
So we had class today. And drama. Let me skip to drama first.

Drama teacher: Okay class, we are going to rehearse this scene again. Remember, this play is going to happen in a few weeks!!!
We were at the masquerade scene thing.
Me: *sips apple juice box* Omigosh, Tiff, Shut Up! Haha! *sips more apple juice*
Delight: Haha, I know right! Omigawd, that guy is cute, I'm going to go kiss him.
Me: Tiff, you can't even see his face, he could be an ugly nerd for all you know. But, whatevs! Have fun!!
Delight: Okay Jules, I'll see you later~
Me: *sips juice*
Zolt was supposed to bump into me, but he was just standing on the side, like he was trying to avoid me...

Me: Ahem. *sips*
Zolt: . . .
Me: AHEM! *sips furiously*
Zolt: *looks hesitant*
Me: PSST, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUMP INTO ME *sips more apple juice*
Zolt: *inches really slowly towards me*
Me: Ugh. *runs into him*
Zolt: OW!
Me: Omigawd, why did you bump into me?!
Zolt: Ow... That hurt.
Me: Love does hurt.
Zolt: That was kinda deep.
Me: >.> *rips off his mask* Omigawd, it's you Ray! Look, it's me, Julie!
Zolt: Oh. Yeah.
Me: .__. *you're supposed to say your line stare*
Zolt: *looks really uncomfortable*
Me: Okay, cut. I have to get some water.
Teacher: Fine. Take five everyone!

So what the potato chips was that????? >:( Eh. I have no idea. Zolt seemed fine at the dance a few days ago...? Well, after the water break we went back. Well, this time, Zolt did bump into me.

Zolt: *bumps*
Me: Omigawd, why did you bump into me?!
Zolt: Oh sorry about that.
He said all his lines in a monotone voice.

Me: *takes off mask* Who are you?
Zolt: *takes off mask* It's Ray.
Me: .__. Hi. I'm Julie.
Zolt: Yeah, I know.
Awkward...
Me: So... We're supposed to make out right now.
Zolt: I-I'm sorry, but I can't do this. Can I change roles with someone else?
Teacher: Well, it's a bit late to do that. Everyone else already memorized their lines.
Zolt: Right. Sorry.
And then the teacher looked at her watch.

Teacher: Okay, well Drama's over for today! Be sure to come early tomorrow after school at 3:50!
Zolt looked kinda relieved and went over to pack his stuff up.

Me: Hey, are you okay?
Zolt: Uh... Yeah. I'm okay.
Me: Am I that undesirable? ;-; *is trying to be sarcastic because if he agrees than I'm going to burst into tears*
Zolt: Haha, no you're okay. I'll see you later.
Me: Okay... Bye-
He ran out of there. What the potato chip?

BeeBee came flying to me after practice.

BeeBee: Yeah, he really doesn't like you.
Me: Thanks BeeBee, thanks.
BeeBee: You're welcome buddy.
Me: Don't you have a hamster ball to run in?
BeeBee: That's species-ist.
Me: I don't get what happened.
BeeBee: Well, let's find out then!
Me: Wat?
She pulled me into a dressing room and used some *magic* and poofed me some new clothes. Dang, I had so many outfit changes today. This will annoy so many people lol.

Hey I just noticed my eyes are a really weird transparent color??? That's so weird. And that bunny tattoo is still not coming off. >:T


Me: What are we even going to do?
BeeBee: We're going to go spy on him.
Me: No way, we have to be in our dorms by 7, and it's already 6:30.
BeeBee: Well, then we have to be there by 6:59. Look, there he is!
She scurried ahead and I chased after her. Hey, a cat chasing a mouse. Haha.

BeeBee: Oh my potato chips, that's so species-ist. Like, that is just cultural stereotypes!
Me: :T You can read my mind?
BeeBee: Well, I'm the equivalent animal to you, so we have alike powers. Anyway, he's going towards math class!
He ran ahead, and I paused to take a break. BeeBee ran ahead after him, and I just assumed she was going to tell me what happened anyway. I overheard these two girls gossiping with each other.

Girl #1: Omigawd, did you know that Zolt got a girlfriend?
Girl #2: Yeah, like, it's Samantha right?
Girl #1: Isn't her name Makayla?
Girl #2: Yeah. I think she can do so much better. Like, Zolt is a complete weirdo, haha!
Me: :T
Girl #1: Isn't Makayla a junior?
Girl #2: Yeah, she's a year older than us.
Girl #1: Then what is she doing with a sophomore?
Girl #2: *shrugs*

So yeah. They seemed to notice me just staring at them, so I ran away back to my dorm. BeeBee and Delight was there.

Delight: Aww, BeeBee as a hamster is so cute! Much better than that freak fluffy flying potato she was before.
BeeBee: I'm going to sting you.
Delight: I'm going to go take a shower. *goes into bathroom and locks door*
Me: Anyway, where did Zolt go?
BeeBee: He slipped into his dorm. That's so weird.
Me: Yeah, why would he go into his dorm at the curfew? What kind of boy follows the rules? //sarcasm//
BeeBee: .__. Anyway-
Delight came out in record time (3.58 seconds) from her shower.

Delight: I am so bored.
Me: .__. Hey-
Delight: Omigawsh, Cassie I bet you have a crush on someone!
Me: O.O No.
Delight: I can see it in your eyes! It has to be someone the kind of like you, someone loud, and stupid.
Me: O.O *this is kinda true and hey did you just call me loud and stupid*
Delight: And I'm going to find out who it is!
BeeBee: o3o Lol
Soo yeah. I'm bored. I just played Chicken Smoothie for the rest of the night. I sent a few messages to Xura, but she didn't write back? That's so weird. Eh. I looked at the note she gave me. I still don't get it.

Oh yeah! I logged onto that chatroom.

PotatoLuver5: Hey, u up?
LightingBolt33: yah u 2?
PotatoLuver5: i still demand a refud
LightingBolt33: aww my advice didnt work? lol
PotatoLuver5: dont lol me. hes all distant nowwww
LightingBolt33: well that means he doesnt want to hang duh
PotatoLuver5: >:T u have any relationship prblems?
LightingBolt33: Nothing i would spill to an internt stranger
PotatoLuver5: Lol tell meh
LightingBolt33: eh i went to a dance iwth this girl and now we bf and gf but meh
PotatoLuver5: u dont really like her???
LightingBolt33: no nothing liek that but it s just idk i found out this other girl klikes me and its really awkward. so i just try to avoid her.

I'm not a complete idiot. This guy is Zolt, right? Or it could be anyone. This is really vague, it could be anyone. .__. Just when I thought I got it. It's probably not Zolt. Too bad I can't read his mind through computer screen.

PotatoLuver5: y u avoid her?
LightingBolt33: eh its kinda awkward. like imagine if this girl ur dont really now just came up and askked u 2 a dance, but u dont really like her so u say no and then after the dance u get a girlfriend and now u have to kiss the girl u dont really like.
PotatoLuver5: r u ignoring her????????
LightingBolt33: ???
PotatoLuver5: THATS THE WORSYT THING U CAN DO TO A GIRLLLLLL
LightingBolt33: ????????????
PotatoLuver5: U MAKIN HER SUFFERR HOW COULD U DO THAT TO ME I MEAN HER
LightingBolt33: u sound like u know whats going on???
PotatoLuver5: ovo ehhh kay i g2g srry bai

I turned off my laptop and flopped onto the bed. So Zolt is basically ignoring me because he has a girlfriend? I mean come on, we're being graded on this!!!

Boys are stupid.

--There are a few teardrops on this page--

Author's Note: Btw, that bold and italic thing is telling you about the book and pages itself. Yeah. Also, sorry for not updating for a while! Christmas and last day before break is always hectic and stuff :3

[Coolpaw5]

Hi everybody! Just wanted to say, there will be no more posts until 2015! Ya know, Christmas and the holidays and gifts and food and food and more food and delish food and yummy food and foood takes up a lot of time. So, sorry about it, and guys, have a happy new year!